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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 5h
Brainworm Bobby must have a plague cure involving pickle juice and sit-ups.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 22h
Those are basic nuclear safety features. These people are idiots
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 23h
Consequences and penance are necessary.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 23h
It can’t be a coincidence.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heil Hegseth?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where have I seen this before?
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Impossible to understand how anyone could look at Rufo's career and conclude he was someone engaged in a "forthright defense of meritocracy." Rufo's entire career is built on the idea of purging people who don't think or look like him from positions of power.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just put the Red Sox logo on it.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t tell if it is parody anymore.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.thecrimson.com/article/2007...
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Reforming the ‘Organization Kid’ | The Harvard Crimson
Before Harvard, I attended boarding school, which combines some of the best parts of college (stellar academics, interesting people) with
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She went to boarding school and then to Harvard. I doubt she wants her kids to be electricians.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet the author isn’t planning for her kids to go to the local Vo-Tech after high school. I’m sure they’re too special for that.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone builds a custom home Almost everyone: Housing is too expensive.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m pretty sure white lawmakers intended that law for white people only.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been waiting for someone to write something like this. The pattern is all too clear.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They want to save more slots at Hah-vahd for their kids.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My family has a lot more blue collar experience than a writer that attended boarding school and graduated from Hah-vahd.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you want to bet she has an essay about how her maid didn’t clean her room properly?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Losers. Fucking dorks.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The author attended boarding school growing up. She doesn’t know a thing about blue collar jobs or people.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Harvard graduate sayswhat?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad was a sheet metal worker and pipe fitter for 38 years. He told my brother and I: “You’re going to work in an office.” I have a master’s degree in engineering and my brother has a Ph.D. In biochemistry. He wouldn’t have done that if the blue-collar job was better.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DEI for “elite” failsons.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is really something and worth your time. For those who don't know, the guy who isn't Jeremy O. Harris is Mark Guiducci, editorial director of Vanity Fair. And having worked on the print side of magazine for decades, I can confirm that "What thay want is the picture" is the cold, brutal truth.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m surprised it took Trump this long to retroactively come up with an excuse for why the Iran War is still dragging on.
Trump: I stated, numerous times, that it would take 4-6 weeks to get rid of THE IRAN NUCLEAR THREAT, and I did it in one night! The rest of the time is just to make sure it stays that way. President
DONALD J. TRUMP
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10/1/26, 10:54 AM
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he ever say this about white people?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete better check this guys T levels first.
Palmer Luckey
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone has watched Patton too many times.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Why people mortgaging their homes to buy beef is a good thing” by Brooke Rollins
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s stupider than that - Hegseth just gets turned on my saying “command” with a stern face.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just signed a document renaming Trump to Loser McPoopypants.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How long until Tracey shows up on Bari’s 60 Minutes?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m surprised to see Mike Johnson campaigning so hard for Democrats.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The Muppet Show made more sense than these guys!”
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sure this didn’t help things.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for Bari to fail upward again.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zuck is a hacker that has never understood true engineered solutions.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember, other than Facebook, all of Zuck’s ideas have failed.
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WIRED @wired.com · 29/09/2026
However, some see the doom talk as a distraction from discussions of the technology’s actual harms. Timnit Gebru, one of the fiercest critics of AI, told WIRED believes the doom talk is about founders making money, not saving humanity. www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
"The funder, the founders, the investors who stand to benefit and profit the most from these companies IPO-ing are saying this, that they have been the ones seeding this narrative going back multiple decades." - Timnit Gebru, AI researcher and prominent critic
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every accusation is a confession.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks!
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So she’s ok with vindictiveness until it turns on her. Nice.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s interesting. All the more reason to make sure we have women in roles of power.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can see how it is difficult. Many of the men involved come from wealthy families and there is a reluctance on the part of schools and prosecutors to “ruin” these kids lives. In our society wealth is associated with “good” and poor is associated with “bad/lazy”.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The protestors weren’t Rich Kids.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cornell expelled students who were protesting genocide in Gaza, but made five of seven guys who gang raped a drugged girl for seven hours write essays. That tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about the morals of that institution.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite part is how people will immediately recognize the reasons for "$50" vs "$3,596.49." The first is the co-pay the patient believed; the second is because the doctor lied about insurance coverage while making them sign a giant legalese form that waived it and consented to the billing.
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