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AlmostFurious

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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder how that happened?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huh. I wonder how that happened.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MAGA are enemy combatants and should be rounded up and put in jail.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It can’t be a coincidence.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heil Hegseth?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where have I seen this before?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t tell if it is parody anymore.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m pretty sure white lawmakers intended that law for white people only.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The author attended boarding school growing up. She doesn’t know a thing about blue collar jobs or people.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Harvard graduate sayswhat?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete better check this guys T levels first.
Palmer Luckey
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sure this didn’t help things.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Whoever is growing a small patch of cannabis behind the gymnasium, congratulations, you have won a cruise. Report to security to claim your ticket.”
Dean Pelton from Community
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Zuck has always been nothing but a hack and slash developer. Meta has failed at making well-engineered products.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This guy will always have Trump’s back.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weekend at Bernie
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuck the 758,802 Kansans that voted for this.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Might be time for him to delete this.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of War.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Snorks was grossly pornographic.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This reply 🤣
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I found the source of rising crime rates:
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the master race:
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Look at all the depressions and recessions we used to have on the gold standard
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Iran is “low keying” Trump.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Remember when acting elitist was bad according to Hannity?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Simpsons scene showing a wallet inspector.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Where have I seen this type of thing before?
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yup
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Holy shit indeed
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also Vance:
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The elite “progressive” bros are really regressive, spoiled brats that can’t stand it when they don’t get their way.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Stoller complaining about elitists is rich:
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m sure Moraff took an undergraduate class on ‘the poors’ at Brown.
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve got the solution!
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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AlmostFurious @almostfurious.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
$80,000,000,000
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