Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You should all be kissing me at least once every day. Why aren’t you?!? 1220
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once again in the mood to get someone’s son pregnant 🙂↕️ 4521
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What if you rode me and then we got dinner and cuddled? 5421
Reposted by BrentGoldie Lifts @goldielifts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026love seeing all you hot people every day in my phone 0341
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I swipe left like it’s my job, knowing full well I’m 37 and becoming crustier by the day. 3180
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is why I have sworn off dating for the time being. I don’t wanna be toxica, or the start of someone’s villain origin story. 110
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I fear my last relationship pushed me into avoidant territory. I feel toxic hanging out with people a few times and they’re like “I’m crushing” and I’m over here like “ 🤷🏼♂️ , I feel no emotions” 🙃 4261
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If my brain wasn’t fried after that 12 hour shift I would have been more panicked 010
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not me fully posting hog to insta and facebook stories. Thank god it was at 5am and I noticed asap 6470
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dating is the worst, I’m trying to be 6 years in with a man who still loves me dearly. 0261
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 14/08/202621,000 a month or 2100. Cuz I’m about to work for overlord bezos 110
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hairy man butts really just give me life. Also, fully in my top era. Mama gotta like you to bottom for ya 🫶🏻 5461
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Not the meme having extra wording I didn’t realize when I posted it. 010
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I think I found a FWB, he better not fall in love with me cuz I’m so funny and cool and give average wienerings. 1390
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m a wannabe lover boy, but also a slut. Duality of man. 3382
Brent @almostagiant.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The first time I’ve bottomed in a long time and I really went all out. Took two loads 🤭 2500
