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Al (formerly Maj_Plums)

@almaj.bsky.social
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Eater. Drinker. Arsenaler. McLarener. Master of no trades.

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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It didn’t post the associated picture of this holy site at the time of the taking
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s so Tin Pot Dictatorship (and deeply inappropriate). I can’t believe a mature democracy would think this is the standard to set.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Back at the Vatican of football
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah we all abandoned that right wing cesspool after musk destroyed it
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In abuse? In BUDE!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Already do - I have vivid memories from childhood visiting Nan and Grandad in abuse, North Cornwall. Back then the crews were called by loud flares being fired - we would hear the cars racing through town to the inshore lifeboat house. Still in awe of their bravery.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good grief, Trump causes diesel prices to go mad by starting a war he can’t win, and then fuels another war in Europe by buying diesel from the aggressor. You couldn’t make this shit up.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you know that fewer than 60,000 people (0.001%of the population) owns 3 times as much wealth as the combined sum of the bottom 50% of humanity? And the top 1% has captured over 2/3rds of all new wealth since 2020? Now tell me why the rich shouldn’t pay more tax …
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are they keeping alive a woman they tried to execute??
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lettuce not only had greater longevity, but more brain cella
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CITY FOUND GUILTY OF 114 OF THE 115 CHARGES! When does Arsenal get the Prem title awarded that we were robbed of by these inglorious cheats?
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s the collective noun for a group of Nonce Bonnets? A Fiddle?
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Started watching The Wargame last night. Genuinely fascinating and terrifying all at the same time. Whoever put together the scenario is brilliant - it’s not a large leap from where we are right now, which is what makes it fascinating and terrifying.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I think so as well - he should have jumped when we came knocking
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Barca has ruled out a move for Alvarez so apparently he is now waiting to see if a bid from PSG or Arsenal happens in January. Could have saved himself a load of uncertainty and be scoring goals for fun if he’d made the decision to join us in the summer.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Danny Nonco has been arrested for destroying and endangering ships. Just because you have a little fascist cabal following you doesn’t make you immune to Maritime law.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No words necessary
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ooohh Mikel Meriiiinnnooo
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh that little 3 touch shimmy by Max was an absolute joy. Lovely goal! #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shame that crypto billionaire didn’t give £36m to the poor rather than lobbing it to a party that will take the poor’s benefits away.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Arsenal had an XG of 4 …. FOUR … in the Napoli CL game. Should have scored an absolute pot full, but it was one of those nights.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Brilliant isn’t it? The fact that these cranky little wooden framed places have survived for many hundreds of years is mad.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The oldest part of the local pub we occasionally stop at dates from around 1510. That’s when Henry VIII was on the throne, busy causing mayhem. It’s only just struck me how very, very old that is.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He’s having a bloody good go at taking international trade, peace and America’s reputation with him.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is good - sad it didn’t work out at the Arsenal, but this is a good outcome
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah I don’t get the doom sayers - we missed out on Alvarez, but not for want of trying. There are few players that improve our squad so getting them to join is never going to be easy. We have excellent depth (as you point out) and much better equipped than last season - reasons to be positive!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well if Arsenal can get through the rest of the season winning while playing against 12 men, that will do for me
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wonder how many people let go of their cigs in shock at the Government fire warning…
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA and the FA also. Thats the World Cup dead if Infanticide goes ahead with this. Probably the end of his tenure as well when it fails. What a corrupt little prick he is.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think you will be struggling to find any industry anywhere in the country that is better off.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why have they put a picture of Lewis Hamilton on the front?
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Belfast is what a Faragist society would look like.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yeah that was …. Odd
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
They were so well picked - all very different people but not one arsehole amongst them. It really was the best of what’s been a great series.
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
2025/2026 Premier League Champions!
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This belong to all of us
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Arteta not done bad for his first full management job …
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I need to get one of those light up PL winners cup for the wall now.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CAN’T BELIEVE IT! What a season!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can’t believe it.. CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Stick that in your fucking bottle!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Yyyesssssss!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cannot cope with this!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Get in Kroupi!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tuning in to the 115 FC v Cherries game. I know I am going to be disappointed. It’s the hope that gets you.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Southampton are fucking idiots
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
YYEESSSS LADS!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
COYG! Must, must, must win!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s horrible isn’t it. I mean we should be grateful for being in this position but … bloody hell!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh my fucking God … can’t cope with this!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Deccers at RB ain’t working - he’s got to go back into the centre. Mosquera must come on surely?
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