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Al (formerly Maj_Plums)

@almaj.bsky.social
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Eater. Drinker. Arsenaler. McLarener. Master of no trades.

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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Back at the Vatican of football
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good grief, Trump causes diesel prices to go mad by starting a war he can’t win, and then fuels another war in Europe by buying diesel from the aggressor. You couldn’t make this shit up.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you know that fewer than 60,000 people (0.001%of the population) owns 3 times as much wealth as the combined sum of the bottom 50% of humanity? And the top 1% has captured over 2/3rds of all new wealth since 2020? Now tell me why the rich shouldn’t pay more tax …
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are they keeping alive a woman they tried to execute??
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CITY FOUND GUILTY OF 114 OF THE 115 CHARGES! When does Arsenal get the Prem title awarded that we were robbed of by these inglorious cheats?
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Started watching The Wargame last night. Genuinely fascinating and terrifying all at the same time. Whoever put together the scenario is brilliant - it’s not a large leap from where we are right now, which is what makes it fascinating and terrifying.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Barca has ruled out a move for Alvarez so apparently he is now waiting to see if a bid from PSG or Arsenal happens in January. Could have saved himself a load of uncertainty and be scoring goals for fun if he’d made the decision to join us in the summer.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Danny Nonco has been arrested for destroying and endangering ships. Just because you have a little fascist cabal following you doesn’t make you immune to Maritime law.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No words necessary
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ooohh Mikel Meriiiinnnooo
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh that little 3 touch shimmy by Max was an absolute joy. Lovely goal! #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shame that crypto billionaire didn’t give £36m to the poor rather than lobbing it to a party that will take the poor’s benefits away.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Arsenal had an XG of 4 …. FOUR … in the Napoli CL game. Should have scored an absolute pot full, but it was one of those nights.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The oldest part of the local pub we occasionally stop at dates from around 1510. That’s when Henry VIII was on the throne, busy causing mayhem. It’s only just struck me how very, very old that is.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well if Arsenal can get through the rest of the season winning while playing against 12 men, that will do for me
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wonder how many people let go of their cigs in shock at the Government fire warning…
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Belfast is what a Faragist society would look like.
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
2025/2026 Premier League Champions!
arsenal.com
This belong to all of us
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Arteta not done bad for his first full management job …
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I need to get one of those light up PL winners cup for the wall now.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can’t believe it.. CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Stick that in your fucking bottle!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Yyyesssssss!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cannot cope with this!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Get in Kroupi!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tuning in to the 115 FC v Cherries game. I know I am going to be disappointed. It’s the hope that gets you.
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Southampton are fucking idiots
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
YYEESSSS LADS!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
COYG! Must, must, must win!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh my fucking God … can’t cope with this!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Deccers at RB ain’t working - he’s got to go back into the centre. Mosquera must come on surely?
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This run in could be the death of me! COYG!! #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Better try to sleep … up in 6 hours … but you know, CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Someone on here a few weeks ago said “we need to get rid of that bum Saka”. I hope whoever that was is now appreciating just how good he is when he is fit. #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When is a penalty not a penalty? When Simeone and his entire fucking bench go berserk at the referee. #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Bloody sandwich man has made me peckish
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It ain’t Byern v PSG and frankly that’s a relief #AFC
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nervous … #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Staying at an Airbnb for the weekend on the south coast. And this is the first book I see. I think me and this house are going to be fine
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Gotta love a bluebell wood
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Not looking forward to this game at all
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SIXTY MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN …. #Arsenal #AFC
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Every City win has a cloud hanging over it. Yes they outplayed us tonight, but all of that success could be built on illegal foundations. It’s hard not to let the potential injustice overcome the disappointment. #ARSENAL
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Not nervous at all. Nothing to worry about. Bloody hell! COYG!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What a fucking goal! WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
All the noise about “not a penalty” against Leverkusen … looks like VAR got it right to me. #AFC
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I think that’s the worse I’ve seen Saka play. He couldn’t get by anyone, his passing was poor … it was really odd. He’s either knackered, carrying a knock, or has something going on that bid clouding his mind. #AFC
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Oh I don’t know, funny as it would be (and it would be very, very funny) to see Tottenham demoted, that would deprive us of another season of giving them a sound walloping. #Arsenal
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Al (formerly Maj_Plums) @almaj.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
According to my clever watch, it thinks I have possible raised blood pressure. Which is entirely down to Arsenal and games like this evening. #AFCVBHAFC #ARSENAL
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