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Rachel (they/them)

@allturnsred.bsky.social
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My cat is called koshka and I will probably mostly post about her and Eurovision

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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
How is my cat this cute
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Chomp
A black and white cat is biting the long plastic handles of her toys. Her pointy front teeth are visible
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Among my favourite photos
A black and white cat looks off to the side with her eyes wide and her tongue licking her nose. She looks a little deranged
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I only photographed two of my mum's Christmas cracker jokes this year but can confirm they keep getting worse
Two cards with handwritten jokes lying on a Christmas placemat. First card says "I sailed through my driving test. That's why I failed it." Second card says "my friend said she'd never seen the film gaslight. I told her she definitely had."
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Jack Monroe just appeared on my feed, do people actually still pay any attention to her lies and nonsense? Wild. Anyway that was an easy block lmao
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Yeah she still doesn't get it
A black and white cat sticking her face into an already-opened door of her cardboard advent calendar
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I turned on the light without realising she was there and woke her up 😭 poor cat
A black and white cat curled up on her side, on a blue woollen blanket on a soft green chair. Her eyes are open and she looks sad
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Baby who doesn't understand that she only gets her advent calendar treats once a day
A black and white cat stands with her front paws on a colourful advent calendar for cats
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Meoow.co @catelovers.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If I had £1 for every time I've taken the opportunity to come out as non-binary when man I feel like a woman comes on I'd have £2 which isn't much but I still find it funny enough that I will absolutely do it again
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trimmed Koshka's nails and she wasn't thrilled about it
A black and white cat sits in a doorway, looking up at the camera with her mouth slightly open and her eyes wide
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Koshka is watching videos with me after a long day for both of us
A black and white cat lying on a lap with their back to the photographer, facing a TV that's just visible in the background
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It's ok I'm protecting koshka from the scary birds outside
A selfie from below of a person holding a black and white cat in one arm. The cat's face is on their arm and a front paw is dangling down, almost touching the camera
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
There was a bird outside the window
A black and white cat staring in shock at something out of shot. Her yellow eyes are wide.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
She slept like this for ages and it was adorable
A black and white cat asleep on her owner's lap. She's lying on her back so her fluffy belly is visible and she looks very content
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I gave her treats. Apparently not enough
A black and white cat standing on a grey sofa close to the photographer, with a stern look. She thinks she's intimidating but it's very cuteThe same photo of the black and white cat zoomed in so only her face is visible
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
She's in a huff because I kicked her off my chair
A black and white cat on a pile of clothes on a bed, eyes closed, either sleeping or plotting
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hang on I’m still in the not funny part of being depressed
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It was cold so turned the heating on and put a pillow by the radiator for the cat. Never seen her so cosy
A black and white cat curled up on a pillow next to a radiatorA black and white cat curled up on a pillow next to the radiator with her face hidden and her back legs sticking straight out
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Overheard an American woman in a bar describing Glasgow as "a nicer Dublin" and I have so many questions
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Got to tick off my bucket list aspiration tonight of being an audience member that the comedian on stage talks to and then refers to multiple times. Cheers Emma Sidi, knew being a civil servant would come in handy one day
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The longer I look at this mural the more it's giving me ed gamble vibes
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's very refreshing that so far on here the only accounts I've felt the need to block are the "nobody likes my picture, please give me one like 💔" genre of beggy animal photo accounts that I thought only existed on boomer facebook
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This cat loves to make it difficult for me to get out of bed
A black and white cat staring at the camera, balanced on the hip of the person lying in bed taking the photo
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Scritch #catsofbluesky
A black and white cat is getting head scritches and looks very happy about it
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Out of office on, let's fucking go 🥳
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Getting anxious over work and as usual she sensed it and came for a cuddle 🥰
A black and white sleepy cat on someone's lap
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just had a work call which included me holding koshka up to a wall on camera to see if she'd pass the wall test and everyone cheering when she somehow did
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Rachel (they/them) @allturnsred.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oh good, a new place to post cat photos
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