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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Because I am 12, I’m amused by some of the team names for the Pittsburgh dragon boat festival this weekend.

Team names like I heart boobies, breast intentions, and Carnegie rowboatics. These are hospital workers.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s been lovely breathing with you.

Headline: E.P.A. Is Expected to Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants

The generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the U.S.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Asters > chrysanthemums is a hill I will die on.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have an unhealthy hatred for ‘farmhouse/rustic fonts’ and their terrible kerning and joins.

A sign that says I’ve been promoted to trainer. The first part of the sentence is in a serif font. The word trainer is in an uneven, wonky script. The kerning is uneven throughout the sign.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of my least favorite household games is ‘Insect or Adidas Sandal Nub?’ Thankfully I won this time.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The AI was smart enough to add a few birthmarks to her skin, but her right ear looks melted. And then the earbud wire looks implanted in her skin. The light physics are wrong on the necklace gemstone.

Close up the same UPMC ad showing the necklaces and earbud wire.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Teach yourself how to spot AI. For example, this is an ad for UPMC, the medical monopoly in Pittsburgh. This woman is smiling. Clearly AI.

An ad for UPMC Magee women’s Hospital showing a young woman at the camera wearing earbuds. The ad says here for her questions. There’s also a link to learn more. But this is not a photo. This is AI-Generated.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My farm share sent me a tea bundle that included an anise hyssop and this once-tiny plant they labeled as ‘Vienna lily.’ This is a tomato plant.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

These mushrooms are popping up all over a new garden bed. They colonize rotting woody roots although the tree was cut down in 2021.

Dead Man’s Fingers mushrooms growing in a bed of mulch.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

25 minutes and one bag full of blooming Canada Thistle. I am overwhelmed by this plant.

A leaf bag from Costco standing on a brick patio with flowers in the background.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Cocktails in Chicago. This is The Maryland. Sotol, nixta licor, sun-dried tomato, Old Bag, lemon, and fire tincture.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Commercial Street Bridge suspiciously still open. We’ve been lied to.

Commercial Street Bridge in Pittsburgh with a few cars passing over

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Viennese menus are made for giants.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If I lived in Vienna, I would just constantly walk around bewildered by the architecture.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Are other churches jealous of this relic?

Looks like a dinosaur bones, but it’s instead a candle sculpture.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The cost of packing light is that you may have to do a little extra laundry during your trip.

A clothes horse or clothes rack covered in wet laundry. It sits on a hardwood floor in front of a plain white wall and door.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I feel like we should get a discount if you’re going to offer a rental car with miles this high.

Dashboard of a car showing 120,099 miles.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

We have some pretty nice ones in America, too.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’ve seen pre-distressed clothing, but this seems ridiculous. I guess this is a good way of ensuring no one will steal your suitcase.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I know a lot of folks like this shoe style for hiking but I can’t get past how many small rocks I’d be plucking out.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I don’t think I’ve seen southern yellowjackets before and now I’ve seen two in two days in different locations.

A Yellowjacket sitting on a pile of oak leaves.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

This is funny but also tragic. Most people don’t rob for fun. They rob out of desperation.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I get that it’s mushroom compost but I had no idea it had any spores still. Anyway, I have some portobellos.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Thanks for a little AI, I think it’s a tripod (I did not see 3 legs) with lights.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

At a fancy restaurant and this table has a device (?) on it, brought in by the occupants. What is this?

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

And Fayette does dumb shite like this

Americanism day? That sounds like some nazi shite right that.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Some days you work in the garden, some days you day-drink.

The Edwin Porter at Yough River Brewing in Connellsville, Pennsylvania.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Why do so many dealerships now fly flags large enough to cover a house?

An oversized flag flies behind a Hyundai dealership. But it belongs to a Ford dealership.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

At an estate sale. I am always amazed at how much china people feel they needed. This is the 4th set I’ve seen.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Found my first “the moon mission was a hoax” comment.

A Facebook post from a Paul E Holmes Junior wherein he states “I don’t believe they was up there.”

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Pittsburgh, go see these singer-songwriters at Bantha Tea House on Saturday. You won’t regret supporting these local musicians.

Bantha Tea Bar in Pittsburgh hosts Tai Chirovsky, Lourra, and Liz McBride on April 4 at 7 PM. It’s $10 at the door.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I have a few examples of tweet collision of Jenn and @sheepthemoon.bsky.social

Twitter screenshot from 10 years ago. Sheepthemoon says nothing like a little day drinking. High. Right at the same time, meet Jenn posted dude is drinking Iron city. Nooooo. End of tweet thread.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

At this time last year, my forsythia was in full glory. This year, there are snow-covered buds.

Forsythia blooms against morning sun and sky.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

This is not a fish fry map as I first thought. This is PulsePoint showing areas of EMS requests.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Merlin Bird ID doesn’t always get it right. That’s okay. It does a remarkable job.

Merlin Bird ID app showing a call from a pier-billed grebe. We are between two rivers but it’s unlikely it actually heard this water fowl.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I especially love that I heard a cedar waxwing! They’re not common here.

A list of identified birds on the Merlin, bird, identification app, including the song sparrow, the chickadee, cedar waxwing, sparrow, European starling, northern Cardinal, and American robin.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Hoping the food is better than the spelling.

A snippet of a breakfast menu on which "sandwiches" is spelled like "which" and there is no S in "sausage" but somehow they got "provolone" and "croissant" correct. Also "cheese" is spelled like "chess" with an e at the end.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

This Napa cabbage probably has a middle name.

A large Napa cabbage with a left hand on top of it.

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Djenders Horhay @allthingsnoisy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

And situations like this is why this is really important:

$Facebook post: Hi friends I was in an accident yesterday around 10:05am on 376 E right before the Robinson township exit. A huge piece of ice from an oncoming truck flew across the median and shattered my windshield (silver subaru). I'm out of the hospital now with 2 facial fractures and hoping to get in touch with anyone who stopped so I can thank them - as well as anyone who saw anything that might be helpful in locating the truck. Thank you in advance.$

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