Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Can't seem to go on vacation without accidentally mixing my clean and dirty cloths so I just had to do the sniff test on every single pair of my longhaul-flights-level dirty underpants #travel #travelFails 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Imagine if your opinions only mattered if people who were upset by them saw them 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My girlfriend told me that I was the most feminist man she had ever dated, and I was really surprised that I could hear her from all the way over in the kitchen 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Is Kevin Hart short, or is everyone else just giants? 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024And even back in the sane, pre-teaparty era he would have still been left of center surely? 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024While I don't think David has changed his leaning, except perhaps marginally, I don't think he could still be called a centrist based on the insanity that has overtaken the right 😅 110
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Well I'd say the chances of a 1D fanfic aside being accurate are probably pretty slim, I don't see them mentioned as sources in that many scientific journals 010
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Are you saying you disagree with him? What do you disagree with? 100
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024And someone stealing luggage is the most effective one you could pick out of the entire *cast of characters* 😂 That man fucked an underage prostitute! 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Didn't he get fired soon as it was clear there wasn't a simple explanation? Is there a simple explanation for Gaetz' Venmo payments to 17 year olds? 100
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Come on Dave, where's your optimism? There's a small chance it may only be one very's worth bad 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024That people are more engaged with politics in the run up to an election? 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I mean yeah Mayor Pete was pretty good, but this guy can handle the complexities of booking international flights! 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024He has an impressive ability to pick prostitutes young enough to think he's cool? Probably has his own car and shit 020
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I suppose the problem with cities is that they tend to have a lot of already existing buildings that are being used for other purposes already 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Probably the closest thing he has to a friend in all honesty. I picture him crying he when he sent that, an unusually vulnerable moment for an otherwise uppercase ALPHA male 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024They doth protest too much. Secretly, they are big fans of the D 140
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You damn left wingers just refuse to take his GENUINE concern about tap water turning frogs gay seriously! 160
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 21/11/2024One of the Venmo payments he sent to an underage prostitute said "For being my friend" in the notes. I don't think I'll ever stop laughing about that. 110
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 21/11/2024"suggests" 😂 we can land on the moon but haven't quite mastered the ability to produce accurate progress bars 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Fortunately I'm keeping my mind nimble by adhering to a pretty strict drug regime 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 20/11/2024At least we are already used to being sick and tired of seeing these dickhead's faces on TV. Less of an adjustment. 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 18/11/2024His snobby brainworm is not lovin' it. Only the finest hand-eaten baked potatoes meet it's high standards. 000
