Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Can't seem to go on vacation without accidentally mixing my clean and dirty cloths so I just had to do the sniff test on every single pair of my longhaul-flights-level dirty underpants #travel #travelFails 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My girlfriend told me that I was the most feminist man she had ever dated, and I was really surprised that I could hear her from all the way over in the kitchen 000
Allow Me 2 Retort @allowme2retort.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Is Kevin Hart short, or is everyone else just giants? 000
