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Alice

@allosaurusalice.bsky.social
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Queer trans woman. I like cats and girls and pikmin At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure E June 14 2022

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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 22m
Anyways I've been meaning to put together this kind of Makima Chainsawman inspired look ever since I found the orange suspenders. Need a lesbian bar to wear this to asap
A selfie of Alice in her bedroom. She is wearing a white button down with orange suspenders and very dark blue slacks. In the background is a bed and a dresser, with various posters, one of yoshi, one of sans undertale, and one of Halsey
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 54m
Really starting to feel how insanely necessary eating on Vyvanse is or else I get stuck in horrible executive dysfunction
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 11h
I feel like every time I use the femme filter on lesbian dating apps I'm shown white ciswomen in their 30s who have "divine femininity" in their bio
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 23h
Being competent and dutiful as a daughter is fulfilling in ways I never thought possible but also exactly as disappointing as feminism describes it
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Been a while since I was this spite motivated but if it works it works I guess
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic? ...Well, think about it. Maybe you're playing a part on a great stage with only yourself as audience." John Steinbeck, East of Eden
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I believe in you so fucking much
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Losing my mind at the sheer cognitive dissonance it requires to simultaneously want everything capitalism produces to cost less while also insisting China produces nothing but cheap worthless garbage
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I live vicariously through an assortment of cats social media profiles and when they pass so too does a part of myself
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ox head! It's not super starchy so you don't have to wash it a lot before cooking. Best short grain jasmine rice around
A photo of a bag of Ox Head Brand jasmine rice on a white background.

The bag also has Chinese and Thai characters that I do not know how to include in alt text.

The text reads as follows as best I can descrjbe:

Ox Head Brand

White fragrant/scented rice 100%

Riz parfumé
Gao thóm
Milagrosa

(Thai text) 100%

Thai hom mali rice

7.0 kg 15.4 lb

Product of Thailand
Produit de Thailande
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have I peaked as a person of Chinese diaspora I told my friend what kind of rice to buy and now they're saying I've ruined all other brands of rice
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Coming out saved my life and falling in love with women is killing me" - Catherine McCafferty
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One of the joys about living under a rock culturally is sometimes you find out there's a blade runner show in a month with Hunter Schafer and Michelle Yeoh and don't need to expend any energy being excited for something years away
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's a certain sadness that comes from quitting magic that takes some of the spark away from hating other magic players y'know
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looking at it in the face like this and having words for it really makes it easier for me to see it as it is and be like that's dumb why am I doing this
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you're in the thick of an unhealthy relationship where someone thinks you're often wrong, it kind of spirals into this thinking where not only are you wrong, there's something fundamentally broken about you as a person for even arriving at that specific kind of being wrong
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Being a giant brat who needs to be taken down a peg but also someone with top sensibilities is an impossible combo
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like they are killing us and we are worried about some old white people "mean mugging" us
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been dealing with some shit lately and I am fucking exhausted by the idea that people even looking at each other wrong is grounds to be angry at the world. Can we fucking relax
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think getting an undercut would be a good compromise between chopping all my hair off and having less sensory ick from hair on my neck what do we think chat
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HI EDNA I LOVE YOU
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You need to do whatever the fuck you want
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love semicolon
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You need to do whatever the fuck you want
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyways thank god for taco bell
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really sad that the most toxic relationship in my life right now is because I found someone who wants to talk to me as much as I want to talk to them. I just want someone to yap with
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know why all my posting tends to happen at 1230 at night but trying something new
A mirror selfie of Alice in her bedroom trying on a new red skirt with a polka dot button down top
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know why all my posting tends to happen at 1230 at night but trying something new
A mirror selfie of Alice in her bedroom trying on a new red skirt with a polka dot button down top
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes Calgary ain't too heck
A photograph of a concrete pillar under a bridge depicting the trans flag with a stencil of a rat featured in the center. In the background is other incoherent graffiti that appears to say "sheen vailgo"
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you wanna play mahjong with me some time
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think quite possibly the only thing that could get me to cross the border these days is the promise of decent lesbian bars
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been repeatedly telling myself "you're a person" and wow is that a game changer for perspective
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most of the racism I've experienced in my life has come from white trans women who think me only being half Chinese "basically makes you white". People who question why there might be a need for intersectionality between asian cultures and queerness or transness.
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my dad got a book of scary stories for me and marked one of them as "too scary", and obviously that convinced me it was the only one worth reading. The concept of something too scary for me inspired more fear than the actual story, which was just Woman drinks blood of youths for immortality
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Makes sense
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you thought about zero depth? Everything I've heard about dilating is that it sucks major ass
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my relationship with food is too perilous for the pros of vyvanse to outweigh its cons
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My most millennial trait is how I would absolutely name my kid something that makes it sound like they were born in the Great Depression. Come along Herbert and Agnes, we have to get you kids to school
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember as a kid my mom had a ton of pulpy generic romance novels in our basement. One of them was Wifey by Judy Bloom, and me being a child I cracked it open and it started talking about a dude in his 50s jerkin it
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need a partner who I tell I'm free use to and they leverage that power to increase my calorie intake, make me regulate my emotions better, and buy new jeans that I need
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright this is an entirely ridiculous line of thinking I'm going to bed and will see my therapist tomorrow
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The obvious correct answer is no. The lesbian answer is she has basically done nothing but get 10000 times prettier
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is it time to specifically remake a twitter account so I can dm a girl I knew 3 years ago but made a mess of because we were both babytranses
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sav ☁️🍓 @vildir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lemme know if you ever need a hand, would be nice to see you again
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You looking for something in Calgary? Or elsewhere
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm rooting for you
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taco bell my beloved
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