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Alice

@allosaurusalice.bsky.social
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Queer trans woman. I like cats and girls and pikmin At this point I don't really care any/all pronoun me at your leisure E June 14 2022

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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 6h
I feel like every time I use the femme filter on lesbian dating apps I'm shown white ciswomen in their 30s who have "divine femininity" in their bio
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 18h
Being competent and dutiful as a daughter is fulfilling in ways I never thought possible but also exactly as disappointing as feminism describes it
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Been a while since I was this spite motivated but if it works it works I guess
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic? ...Well, think about it. Maybe you're playing a part on a great stage with only yourself as audience." John Steinbeck, East of Eden
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I believe in you so fucking much
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Losing my mind at the sheer cognitive dissonance it requires to simultaneously want everything capitalism produces to cost less while also insisting China produces nothing but cheap worthless garbage
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I live vicariously through an assortment of cats social media profiles and when they pass so too does a part of myself
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have I peaked as a person of Chinese diaspora I told my friend what kind of rice to buy and now they're saying I've ruined all other brands of rice
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Coming out saved my life and falling in love with women is killing me" - Catherine McCafferty
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One of the joys about living under a rock culturally is sometimes you find out there's a blade runner show in a month with Hunter Schafer and Michelle Yeoh and don't need to expend any energy being excited for something years away
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's a certain sadness that comes from quitting magic that takes some of the spark away from hating other magic players y'know
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you're in the thick of an unhealthy relationship where someone thinks you're often wrong, it kind of spirals into this thinking where not only are you wrong, there's something fundamentally broken about you as a person for even arriving at that specific kind of being wrong
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Being a giant brat who needs to be taken down a peg but also someone with top sensibilities is an impossible combo
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been dealing with some shit lately and I am fucking exhausted by the idea that people even looking at each other wrong is grounds to be angry at the world. Can we fucking relax
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think getting an undercut would be a good compromise between chopping all my hair off and having less sensory ick from hair on my neck what do we think chat
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You need to do whatever the fuck you want
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You need to do whatever the fuck you want
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really sad that the most toxic relationship in my life right now is because I found someone who wants to talk to me as much as I want to talk to them. I just want someone to yap with
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know why all my posting tends to happen at 1230 at night but trying something new
A mirror selfie of Alice in her bedroom trying on a new red skirt with a polka dot button down top
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know why all my posting tends to happen at 1230 at night but trying something new
A mirror selfie of Alice in her bedroom trying on a new red skirt with a polka dot button down top
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes Calgary ain't too heck
A photograph of a concrete pillar under a bridge depicting the trans flag with a stencil of a rat featured in the center. In the background is other incoherent graffiti that appears to say "sheen vailgo"
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think quite possibly the only thing that could get me to cross the border these days is the promise of decent lesbian bars
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most of the racism I've experienced in my life has come from white trans women who think me only being half Chinese "basically makes you white". People who question why there might be a need for intersectionality between asian cultures and queerness or transness.
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my relationship with food is too perilous for the pros of vyvanse to outweigh its cons
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My most millennial trait is how I would absolutely name my kid something that makes it sound like they were born in the Great Depression. Come along Herbert and Agnes, we have to get you kids to school
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need a partner who I tell I'm free use to and they leverage that power to increase my calorie intake, make me regulate my emotions better, and buy new jeans that I need
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is it time to specifically remake a twitter account so I can dm a girl I knew 3 years ago but made a mess of because we were both babytranses
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sav ☁️🍓 @vildir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm rooting for you
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I being overly pedantic and cynical that Project Hail Mary's entire premise is "yeah the astrophage moves at 0.92 times the speed of light don't worry about it"...how does it not just become ionized plasma and die
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think we should reassess the clown-circus responsibility matrix cause usually it is in fact your clowns and is in fact your circus
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yet another wonderful day seeing the lesbian wedding photos of someone I went to school with hell yeah
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking up space when you've been a doormat for years makes people really uncomfortable
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gofund.me/930a27640 Pass this on or don't but it would be really cool if you did. She just found out she needs an extra $6000 to cover the costs of anti-clotting medication
gofund.me
Donate to Help Claire get Bottom Surgery, organized by Claire Mazereeuw
Heya! I’m a trans woman living in Calgary, Alberta in desperate need of bottom surge… Claire Mazereeuw needs your support for Help Claire get Bottom Surgery
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember it's not about left vs right; it's about about class, which the right thinks should stay exactly as it is or get worse, and the left who thinks we should actually do something about class discrepancy. Easy :)
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really wish I knew Cantonese so I could shoot the shit with the old folks at the mall I miss my grandma
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gofund.me/930a27640 Pass this on or don't but it would be really cool if you did. She just found out she needs an extra $6000 to cover the costs of anti-clotting medication
gofund.me
Donate to Help Claire get Bottom Surgery, organized by Claire Mazereeuw
Heya! I’m a trans woman living in Calgary, Alberta in desperate need of bottom surge… Claire Mazereeuw needs your support for Help Claire get Bottom Surgery
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer Got cancelled on today by somebody I *really* needed to show up for me today
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I solved the cause of a bunch of my sad posting today so that's cool :3
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Candids are my favourite
A close up candid photo of Alice at a restaurant. She is looking downward. She is wearing a black dress and a silver necklace
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My mom had some nice family photos taken
A professional photo of Alice wearing a white buttoned top. She is smiling and wearing pearl earrings. The photo is taken in an outdoor park setting.
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like I'm the exact height to wildly fluctuate between feeling too tall or too short
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ya girl is needy and sensitive
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How to escape feeling you are being ignored by entire universe
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spending a bunch of time trying to develop strategies to manage without needing to be on 5 pills a day, then ending up on 5 pills a day anyways
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh are we doing dont get bottom surgery? I'm gonna get like, four of them. its gonna be dope as hell. This will literally, irrevocably make me four times more woman than anyone else on earth
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why didn't I get on Vyvanse like forever ago I feel like a normal fucking human being what the fuck
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Alice @allosaurusalice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sometimes I try to pay off my credit card and the mobile app decides no you didn't actually want to pay off the balance like you asked, you wanted to make a $10 payment instead so we did that for you! :)
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