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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's been pretty alright! How about yours?
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit though! A million times this!
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I'm on the city bus and I feel like it's my civic duty to remind my fellow transit affecienots that their federal government is being couped by a group of people attracted to minors.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's striking to me, that society makes children give this pledge, day in and out for 18 years, then act surprised when they actually do something.
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's significantly harder to take advantage of an armed citizenry, who knows how to use said arms, than else wise.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoever controls the present, controls the past. Whoever controls the past, controls the future.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All this bullshit just so I wouldn't think about Mr. Trump being in the Epstein files? HELL NOOOOOOO........ it's just one more thing to be remembered.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Columbine.
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Steve Desch @deschscoveries.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes bravery is doing the correct thing regardless of the consiquences. Obviously the G.O.P is scant a brave person
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would hardly think of a free press as my friend. I would hardly think of a free press my enemy. Though when a despot tells me either or as an absolute, then I know to be skeptical. Critical thinking, its work, but its fun work.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely!
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THE EPSTIEN REGIME. THE EPSTIEN REGIME HAS SUCCESSFULLY SOFT COUPED THE GOVERNMENT....
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perhaps. Perhaps it would be more exciting if they go in go in guns a'blazin'! I mean really use the Second Amendment to get access and broadcast it. It'd be a ratings BOONANZA!!!!
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ᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Know whats more secure than prison? Death...
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I used to believe that SCOTUS was capible of preserving the maximum number of rights for the maximum number of people. Now I view them as preserving the maximum number of oligarchs for the maximum number of dollars. I understand though as they seem to struggle with numbers past two...
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, IF we lived in a perfect world. And Trumps absence from the news cycle would have been appreciated during his first run. My concern is that media hardly pushed back; too little too late. Now some members of press are being denied access out of PERCIEVED political affiliation. That's bad.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Pothole Politics" with that "no task to small, no job to big" attitude! I like to see policies that deliver on their promises and you are a real bar setter for what we should all expect from our politicians!
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If stupid Hitler is stupid Hitler, than the fat Nazi's are fat NAZI's. The great thing about being a NAZI is it requires no muscle, spine, or critical thinking what-so-ever. So much for Übermench, am I right? "Grandios sense of self."
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bet you build it like your life depends on it.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the love of democracy, start shit on fire over this one, my dear french peers! This is obsfucated language for "qualified immunity."
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I call him stupid Hitler. I mean, Hitler was stupid, thank gawd. stupid Hitler is just... even more stupid.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yes and I think its time for some admendments to our constitution! Besides a Second Bill of Rights, we need a Third Bill of Rights. One that enshrines the right to a neutral internet, public media, freedom from religion, fair access to good food and water, and seperation of corperation and state!
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing it in class a just adds class
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS!!!!!!!! A MILLION TIMES THIS!!!!!! Know what else was 'legal'? The Holocaust, at al.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's penis inspection day all over again... is it just me or are the joint cheifs a bunch of homos now... can't stop-loss em? get into child support payments... its a mans life in the united states armed services... i dont mind the homo bit, its the lack of consent i mind...
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's not love, that's an arrangement...
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I read about it in my country and call it fascism...
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They rebranded exhaustion as ambition, underpayment as opportunity, and surveillance as accountability.  Then they wonder why nobody believes the mission statement anymore.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Accuse the other side of what it is you are most guilty of." Joseph Goebbels
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd argue a great number of executive orders, Supreme Court decisions, and lack of spine from a GOP controlled Congress, has shut down Congress
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please let this example become a gold star demonstration of transparency
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just got to point out that a primary theme of the Mueller Report was Mr Trump's team don't just have no clue what they are doing, they were caught off guard by the first win.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Truly independent journalists are vital to a functional democracy. I don't need (or want) to agree with every journalist on everything as due diligence and critical thinking are just as vital. I'd argue that those three are FAR more important than being "tough on crime," "family values," or whatever
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was once accused (rather publicly) of being antisemitic for (rather publicly and before it was cool) calling the Israeli government genocidal. The person who accused me was besides himself trying to explain how the Jewish people, at large, and Israeli government are the same...
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OP loves to make statements that are NOT controversial.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn't get the tan suite thing then, I still don't get it now
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You mean Mr Trump and would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe if they weren't such easy targets... 😔
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The following are NOT controversial statements: Mr. Trump is an adjudicated rapist. Mr. Trump is on record stating his attraction to minors. Mr. Trump is named an unknown number of times in the Epstein documents. Mr. Trump's actions are being subordinated by a death cult.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It would appear this way. I HIGHLY doubt the destruction of American institutions is home grown. Remember when we thought it was just a piss video? Yeah, that should have been enough. Treason. I'm telling you, it's treason.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Epstein Regime. There's a reason I call it that.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Takers on the, "just following orders," defence being used?
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My opinion is that law enforcement should get a warrant or court order approving the use of encryption in a limited scope. Otherwise, if I have nothing to hide, then sure they must have nothing to hide too. Then and again, look at the Patriot Act for a similar idea that turned out peachy keen.
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Jumbo is a Comedian @allkindsofstuff42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are NOT controversial statements.
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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