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Allison Johnson

@allisonjo1.bsky.social
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Professional phone user for The Verge. On sabbatical and social media break July 6th through mid-August ✌️

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Kristen Radtke @kristenradtke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
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I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Party speakers located
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Shout out to Aunt Mary, sorry I puked in your TV room that one time
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Definitely almost spit out my coffee at this bit, do yourself a favor and watch!!
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Always jarring when a real grape tastes like the artificial flavor grape
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Solo cross country flight before becoming a parent: god this is hell I hate it so much Solo cross country flight after becoming a parent: watching movies and reading books in silence for five hours while someone brings me snacks, sign me the fuck up
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
But is Trump gonna pay the tariffs on the white label phones he’s importing before slapping a made in America T1 logo on them?
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Shoutout to the dozen or so folks holding signs and flags outside of the retirement center on Olson Place, absolute legends ❤️
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I find it so funny that this got its own slide in the keynote presentation
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Tapping the sign.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The @vicmsong.bsky.social Promise is that you'll come for the cursed AI videos and stay for the heart-string-tugging ending 😭 www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
s2g ads are coming for our phone lock screens and I hate it very much IS NOTHING SACRED www.theverge.com/news/679541/...
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Samsung phones are getting a weird AI shopping platform nobody asked for
Thanks, I hate it.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
My S25 Edge review is gonna be a minute because I'm taking some time off for a milestone birthday but god damn if Samsung isn't still killing it in the portrait mode game
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Forgive me for I have blogged www.theverge.com/tech/671116/...
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Google’s AI product names are confusing as hell
Is it a popular baby name from 2007 or a Google AI product? Who can say?
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
2 ready 2 blog
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Mountain View weather report: sunny with a 100% chance of AI
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Love to check the forecast on weather dot com
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Three year old took a sniff of my fancy artisanal candle and declared it smelled like "gloves." Devastating.
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Vox Media Union @voxmediaunion.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Our GoFundMe to assist our former colleagues at @polygon.com is now live! Please support them if you can, and share widely even if you can't! Thank you all for the kindness and care you've shared with Polygon and the union over the last 2 days — it means the world to us all. gofund.me/a21cbbdc
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Donate to Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union, organized by Ashok Selvam
On Thursday, May 1, Vox Media announced the sale of beloved video game s… Ashok Selvam needs your support for Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Everything is bad so here's a little blog about how nice bags are www.theverge.com/gadgets/6604...
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In praise of a special little bag
There’s nothing quite like it.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I absolutely love it when a phone engages Hyper Gaming Super Beast Mode or whatever just so I can do my little Wordle guesses
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Setting important boundaries with the AI
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just incredible that in the year of our lord 2025 I am calling people and asking about the viral, impossible-to-find Canon PowerShot G7 X Mark III
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Me, to my past self when I realize I didn't grind the coffee beans last night: "What you did was deeply fucking indecorous."
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Truly tired of living in the blurst of times
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Marina Galperina @mfortki.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The one where @allisonjo1.bsky.social visits an acoustics lab at an abandoned nuclear power plant. www.theverge.com/tech/644385/...
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How an unused nuclear power plant became home to a world-class acoustics lab
These scientists have taken extreme measures to get away from noise.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Sometimes as a little treat I like to remember how much Werner Herzog hates chickens www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo...
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Werner Herzog on Chickens
YouTube video by Saville Productions
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Almost got run over by a car whilst crossing the street in a crosswalk, as one does, and the most horrifying part is that I screamed EXACTLY like my mom
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
God damn this is so good from @miasato.bsky.social, if you somehow missed it yesterday do yourself a favor and read it now
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The influencer lawsuit that could change the industry
Behind the scenes of a court battle for the “clean girl” look.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Writing a novel about some game developers who love aperitivos, calling it Amaro and Amaro and Amaro
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Potty training book authors: Oh you waited until your kid was *three* to start potty training??? You fuckin idiot. You absolute moron
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m “just got really excited that Smartwool socks are on sale at REI” years old
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
@vicmsong.bsky.social is exactly right that you should invest in good sleep, but also, if I lay my head just right on this pile of three lumpy IKEA pillows my neck only feels a little sore in the morning
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Smart sleep is worth the cost
On The Vergecast: would you pay $5,000 for a better night of sleep? It might be a good deal.
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Allison Johnson @allisonjo1.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
When someone asks how I’m coping
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