Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Spouse is now regularly calling things “bosh’tets,” but despite my protestations that I’m Tali-coded. He insists that I am Liara-coded. I’m not offended either way. I just wasn’t expecting that. 050 5
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: So what were some of your favorite parts of Mass Effect Spouse: Garrus for starters. Me: Forreal?? Him: Yeah. He’s funnier than I thought he would be, but you did NOT convey how unhinged he is. Me: It would have ruined the fun if you knew. 130 3
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I got too busy to keep updating, but I finished my insanity playthrough with my spouse watching. His words were “That was cool,” which is very high praise. He enjoyed ME3 the most. We had a conversation last night about how each character needs to get at least one f-bomb and how they would use it. 060 6
Reposted by AllisondrasteAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 18/09/2026today, we are: @sesmith.lol @katelynburns.com @nicolefroio.bsky.social @tinavasquez.bsky.social @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social @freeblackgirl.bsky.social and rommy torrico who legit MADE the brand i love us so muchtheflytrapmedia.comAbout The FlytrapThe Flytrap is bringing principled and diverse cultural criticism from a feminist perspective back to the internet. 26513 65
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Partner and I startedThe Pitt only to discover that Brandon Keener plays a grieving dad of a brain dead son who OD’d on fentanyl. He cusses out a group of teens he believes sold his son the bad stuff and has to get restrained by hospital security. My partner: Garrus would do that Me: RIGHT? 160 6
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Clio realized she loved Garrus when she realized Archangel was him, but it wasn’t romantic love yet. Her first moment of realizing she’d fallen in love with him was amid a stint of fake dating they did to mess with the engineers who’d been making bets about whether they’d hook up. 🤭 051 5
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Neither Garrus nor Shepard is super easily jealous. Protective, yes. Jealous, no. 031 3
Reposted by Allisondraste♒️Ashley♒️ @mamatriestogame.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Do you ever just stop and think about all the people still on the Citadel when the Reapers came? Just asking.... #masseffect #masseffectlegandary 163 6
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My spouse and I were discussing how a lot of women are raging on TikTok about the fact that their husbands will be maintaining a relationship in GTA-6. Me: Clearly they’re not gamers. And horribly insecure. Him: Yeah. I’m watching my wife romance a velociraptor right now. It’s great. 040 4
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The impact that #DollyParton had on the people of rural Kentucky and Tennessee is immeasurable and her death is something our communities will mourn for decades to come. She belonged to everyone, but we were hers. 060 6
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is my first ME2 Insanity run, and everyone really scared me about Garrus’ recruitment quest as if I need to save it for as late as possible, but it was the 2nd one and it was nowhere near as difficult as I’ve found Grunts to be. I spent 3 hours trying to beat it last night. 120 2
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Starting a thread for things my spouse says while watching me play #MassEffect for the first time. We’ve already gotten through ME 1 so I’ll back log some commentary below. 480 8
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I need yall to understand that she does not do this AT ANY OTHER TIME. 140 4
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Liara thinks she’s helping but she is IN THE WAY 070 7
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 22/08/2026New pinned post for new me! I’m Allison, a 30-something clinical psychologist who plays video games on the side. I’m a big fan of BioWare and Bethesda games as well as BG3. In my limited free time I make art, write fanfic, and play ttrpgs. I’m known to craft a few viral memes as well. 190 9
Reposted by AllisondrasteAllisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Just like old times…. 🤭 #masseffect #shakarian #fanart 0132 13
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Just like old times…. 🤭 #masseffect #shakarian #fanart 0132 13
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Clio pretends she doesn’t care about it or even know it exists, but she is very invested in it, mostly with whom they choose to portray her. “They cast WHO? No absolutely not. “ 021 2
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Found an old meme I made during my first ME:3 playthrough. 040 4
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Bite me, Garrus. Better yet, bite her. She probably likes it.” 092 9
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My spouse is finally watching me play Mass Effect, and he loves Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams so much. 🤭 I always thought he’d be a Tali fan, but here we are. 050 5
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can’t do GoT universe or all the gratuitous violence and incest but Rhaenyra and Daemon have Shepard and Garrus vibes and I don’t feel like I need to elaborate but: Partner 1: Badass Partner 2: unhinged ride or die Partner 1: Does something morally questionable Partner 2: rides even harder 000 0
Reposted by Allisondrastelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 152128833252 12.9K
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’ve built an 18 yo Breton nepobaby for my elder scrolls Mythras campaign and she is the woooorst. I love her so much. 010 1
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Someone: Shepard, what dose of mood stabilizer are you on? Shepard: 140 4
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not me writing the lines “Uh, Shepard. Sorry to interrupt your canoodling with Garrus, but Dr. Michel just called and said that Ash is awake.” Followed by “Oh, and Hey Garrus. Glad you’re back. Give the commander a kiss for me.” 🤣 080 8
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My current MELE replay is to warm up for an insanity playthrough that my spouse is going to watch (I wanna show offf!) so I made some different choices like saving Kaidan instead of Ash on Virmire and I personally think it’s a crime that they waited until ME3 to give Kaidan good writing. 260 6
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It’s my birthday and I’m daydreaming about Garrus Vakarian again. 5120 12
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026After a couple years break, I’m back on my Mass Effect bullshit. Brought to everyone by my spouse buying us a new Xbox so we can watch each other game. I’m warming up on my PC so I can do an insanity run and impress him. So since its a scrimmage I made some alt choices 170 7
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 25/07/2026QTP with a pic of you in glasses. So you mean any pic of me? 160 6
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m back.static.klipy.comKuzco: Boom Baby!ALT: Kuzco: Boom Baby! 3110 11
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Not been around for a while- I’ve had a lot going on. Namely, my little baby cat got very suddenly and unexpectedly sick. Despite doing everything we could, we had to let him go. Literally heartbroken. 💔 2110 11
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Veilguard was a good game in spite of corporate meddling to literally kill the IP. Claiming that the devs who very clearly loved and cared about the world they helped make actually hate the characters in that game is unhinged behavior. 36816 68
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I’m really glad my most recent DA hyperfixation ended because coming on here after the tornadoes in my community for some reprieve and seeing fandom fake activism bullshit would have been really demoralizing if it was my current source of dopamine. 080 8
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Just letting everyone know I’m safe. Tornadoes did hit my city but everyone I know is okay. 190 9
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 23/04/2025This cutie is based off my character from a Mythras campaign set in Morrowind. She’s a sneaky witch thief who sells fake artifacts to pompous assholes. 1100 10
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 23/04/2025This #OblivionRemaster is literally making my entire life. I have not been keeping up with it so it was a complete surprise: 050 5
Reposted by AllisondrasteIvi 🌙 @iviienn.bsky.social · 27/10/2023in war victory, in peace vigilance, in death sacrifice. 3265113 265
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Help I’ve fallen into Stardew Valley and I can’t get up 170 7
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Having ADHD is taking 8 hours to send one email but also working on a presentation, going to the gym, going grocery shopping, planting a garden, and cooking a meal all by 3pm. 150 5
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 16/03/2025gamer since: 5 🌱first system: GBA Color (pink one!) 🌱last: PC 🌱main: PC 🌱fav dev: BioWare but like the individual devs not the company 🌱fav games: (standalone) Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur’s Gate 3 (I’ve not played the others) 🌱fav franchise: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Fallout, Elder Scrolls 040 4
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Rainbow kitty and the same kitty moments later who would rather play with his deshedder brush instead or let me brush him 0151 15
Reposted by Allisondrastekaydragons @kaydragons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Wyll Ravengard, warlock of the hells #bg3 #bg3fanart 5338179 338
Allisondraste @allisondraste.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I am in fact alive. There’s been a lot going on at work, which has been excellent for my screen time 🤣 060 6
Reposted by Allisondrastenaomi @mimimaruuu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025hunter and shepherd 🦅🦌 #davrin #dragonage #DragonAgeTheVeilguard 11755345 755