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Talking Alligator

@alligatortakes.bsky.social
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Good things are good, bad things are bad you dorks. Proud Democrat 🏳️‍⚧️ Fuck Trump, Fuck Republicans, and Fuck Ratfuckers

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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 2h
Do the people liking this slop even buy groceries?
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 2h
A person, getting on the internet, to announce proudly that they’re a moron? Woaw
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 2h
I don’t think the person you go to for advice on butrussing your articulated flugals is also going to be a public policy expert
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 6h
look i dont like Piker either but that seems excessive
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shen toes @pikminpreggedup.bsky.social · 6h
#umamusume
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 8h
Ah, the journalistic route out
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 8h
It got better in those seasons
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 8h
They think we get paid more than cis people, fucking lul
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 10h
See, I see an AI menu and I’m immediately uninterested This menu? I’m in.
A menu board at Hog Heaven in Durham
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 11h
The only good drink is water.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 11h
Thought they were in too deep to back up, and I'm glad to be wrong.
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葬送のフリーレン 公式 @frieren.websunday.net · 12h
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vera @verchan.bsky.social · 21h
undefeated
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 12h
(Floridians who went to private schools in Florida are just dumb)
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 12h
My rule about not trusting Northerners who went to private schools in Florida continues to be completely justified.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 12h
These fucks are out here blocking Frosty the Snowman.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine being proud of being Gen-X.
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mofusand(ぢゅの) @sharkcat.bsky.social · 12h
寝る前に携帯みちゃう
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 21h
A lot of them will deny it's existence and/or insist it's a capitalist conspiracy
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 21h
I think it's "experts aren't real" leads to this
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 21h
Pretty on par for leftist-labor relations in this country
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
Ambiguous.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
One of those times where Econ101 is super helpful for setting expectations
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
Supply increase with demand decrease results in price decrease and ambitious change in quantity.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah I think this just reinforces the downward pricing pressure.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
Fuck, it's like this a couple times a year to support the creators of series that you enjoy in a meaningful way. And people are just not willing to spend it to keep this stuff alive.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
(I've bought quite a few cheap, like 5-6 USD ebooks of Japanese manga that I can't even read yet to try to show my support for series that I liked)
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
And like, yeah, you all were reading from pirated fantranslated versions of the issues. No shit the publisher doesn't care about you liking the series.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 22h
I've seen a pattern play out of people getting shocked in the English language yuri fandom that a series that got a lot of people hooked got cancelled despite the buzz.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 23h
Lordy lordy lordy
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 23h
A dangerous criminal with a crazily infectious disease? Getting onto a crowded intercity bus? Near a child?
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 23h
I think of Mulder's storyline during this episode as playing on par with Scully's through the benefit of Covid.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i hate myself
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Every explanation of anarchism I hear is like "what if small town but on steroids." Like I escaped rural America on purpose.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 23h
Voters are, and will always be, a problem
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The episode continues the show's excellent streak of medical horror.
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is a great one, but my god did the name make me think it was going to be something else when I watched it
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
trump take income
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They’re not going to back down. Too far in on it
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s so fucking dumb
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Apparently Ryo from Bocchi the Rock is a BASSIST??? I’ll not be watching season 2
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
きれい
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ゆらい / ゆき @dora-yurai.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
『さよならララ』 遅ればせながら観ました 懐かしい雰囲気の素直な素敵なお話でした #さよならララ #さよララファンアート部 #illustration
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Rt Hon Peter Mannion MP @baldzera.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All a gun does is memorise a database of when people are going to die of natural causes and if you point it at someone who was about to die anyway it makes a loud noise. And tech bros are trying to tell me THAT will change society?
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It won't be
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every other day there's a new mega man battle network b-plot happening in real life
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is said by a man selling knock off gameboy colors
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Talking Alligator @alligatortakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Skyler Gisondo better get some damn good awards for this one.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brexit has shown they cannot be trusted with nostalgia. All pictures of the past are to be replaced with hedgehogs until such time the British electorate can think of the present and future. God save the king and all hedgehogkind.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People like to clown on Lockheed but their executives don’t act like this.
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