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Marie Chapman

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Sometimes I post about politics. Sometimes I try to be funny. Watching the new season of #AllCreaturesPBS

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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Apparently, I am able to write 250 words non-fiction prose about a video 2 minutes 26 seconds in length. I didn't realize that was the prompt this week. That brings my total to ~690 words. I gotta start looking at the assignment in advance. That was too much. 😔
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think of jokes as communication. It's also my view that people should say what they want aside from causing panic or influencing hate. Free speech, pretty much. Yes, I analyze jokes. I'm not trying to censor it. I should just accept that I'm not in the demographic this time.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's more like reality than satire, especially when it comes to Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth. (I know I've said that before.) There is a lot I like, but the political sketches are just depressing. In those sketches, the punchlines make me want to give a deep sigh instead of laugh.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The SNL host reminded me of the Stickcam trolls I used to interact with. I won't say anything negative about him, because I think he hates himself. I try not to stay in relationships with people who hate themselves anymore.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jost's Pete Hegseth doesn't give me the impression that SNL disapproves of what Hegseth does.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a fun word. I should have thought of it sooner. Wordle 1,934 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My hair stylist tried to do this once, and it looked like a really dumb shape. I think it's a symptom of Becks' mother-in-law getting on her nerves. #MarlowPBS
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mom pointed out that the cocktail nasturtiums would have dried up by the next day. #MarlowPBS
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought it said astronomy instead of gastronomy. The smoke got in the way. #MarlowPBS
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julius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
It feels like, at some point, someone in marketing realized that the only thing that actually matters is that people know the brand name, and when that happened every advertising strategy became "be as annoying as possible."
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before the next show airs, this is something I think might be. I know he seems not to be present, but what about the person whose house Becks and the friend group is tramping around in? #MarlowPBS
I think the guy in the hidden room, who is about to see our special police helpers, is the guy who owns that property. I know he's supposed to be on a whisky tour, but that's yet to be seen.
Why do I think it's a guy? I don't know. It might not be. Let's enjoy the show. :)
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that explains everything.
Screenshot of a search results page with text that reads: 
When comparing a coffin vs casket, the main difference is the shape as coffins are hexagonal and tapered to fit a body, while coffins are rectangular.
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Love Buns @lovebuns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Share your best skills with us!!DO something.... #JustChewIt 🤭🤍🐰 #LoveBuns #TBT #Rabboy
Snowbelle (Himalayan dwarf rabbit - white with ruby eyes, black nose, ears and pawss)
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WTTW - Chicago PBS @wttw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A massive boulder was recently discovered 30 feet below the airfield’s surface and analyzed by a geologist working on the project. Turns out, the boulder is dolostone, formed during the Silurian period of the Paleozoic Era, some 400 million years ago. to.wttw.com/4xQj73m
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This 50-Ton Prehistoric Boulder Was Unearthed at O’Hare, Contest Is On To Name It
The Chicago Department of Aviation launched a naming contest for a giant boulder unearthed at the airfield.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And I'll be Agnes, "Liiiiiive... "
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The words I'm a proud blood donor appear above a person's hand lifting a trophy in the air. 
vitalant.org
877-25-VITAL 
877-258-4825
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think I got so many mosquito bites that my brain is receiving an overload of itchiness signals and I'm not feeling as tempted to scratch a specific spot. I have so many little ones concentrated around my ankles.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I dreamt that Paul Lynde guest-starred on one of those Mary-Kate and Ashley videos. You know, where they either throw a party or solve a mystery. He was playing his usual 60s sitcom character, somehow. He had a song called "It's a Disgrace!"
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That's good to know. Though, the way our home is set up, you're standing next to a window when you're showering, so I personally might delay if possible. www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
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Why you shouldn't worry too much about showering during a thunderstorm
The odds of being struck by lightning while showering are low, particularly in a newer home with proper protection
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@brendanballou.bsky.social
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My mom and I were watching @theweekendmsnow.bsky.social and Brendan Ballou was one of the guests. My mom pointed out that he looks so much like actor Hugh O'Brian. Look. (O'Brian is on the left, BTW. 😀) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hu...
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File:Hugh O'Brian Louise Fletcher Wyatt Earp 1961.JPG - Wikipedia
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I can't find my sandals. I don't suppose you've seen them around someplace?
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scarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
started/going
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I know I interact with real people on here. I like them, and I prefer accounts with real people behind them. But I will say ONCE AGAIN TO MY BOT FOLLOWERS: I ain't no follow back girl. You're not gonna raise your follower count by following me.
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Gwen Stefani: Holla Back Girl - Covering Mouth
Alt: A clip from the Gwen Stefani Holla Back Girl video where she's covering her mouth. It's either from one of the parts where she says the shit is bananas or ooh this my shit. Gwen is a white woman with straight platinum blond hair. We see her from the shoulders up. She's wearing a skullcap. She also wears a skull ring on the index finger of the hand she's clapping over her mouth.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I am suspecting the next two weeks will require multiple ice cream sandwiches
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@marcie808.bsky.social I don't know if you will be interested in this story, but I thought I'd share it because it looks like we have a similar political alignment. bsky.app/profile/katm...
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No, not even for that amount. I have a price, but you haven't found it yet.
A portion of a screenshot from my email inbox. The email is from iHeart Radio and the subject line is Listen to V103 to Win $1,000!
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/04/2026
Week in wildlife: a tiny harvest mouse, bagel cats and a rhino out for a stroll
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Week in wildlife: a tiny harvest mouse, bagel cats and a rhino out for a stroll
This week’s best wildlife photographs from around the world
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hoping everyone can stay safe 🙏 www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...
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80cm tsunami observed, warning issued off Iwate, Hokkaido and Aomori | NHK WORLD-JAPAN News
A strong earthquake has struck Northern Japan. Tsunami warning and advisory are in effect.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@lynnemccartney.bsky.social I hope you're staying safe tonight in this severe weather. ☂️💕
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
A posed, photo portrait of the band Whitesnake
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@algreen.house.gov I heard the lawmakers chanting "USA" to avoid acknowledging your removal. Shame on them. Your sign was about the racist depiction of the Obamas as apes. Apparently, denying Trump's racism is an American value.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@jonathanjackson.house.gov I'm sorry for your loss today. Your father inspired countless people in his life, and we are grateful for his services to equality and humanity. My condolences extend to the rest of your family as well. 🙏🕊️
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Abolish ICE
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Because I find her funny, and she's my crush. Her literary references probably go over the head of someone who still doesn't know how punctuation works. She would be too young for me, but celebrity crushes don't need to make sense.
A post from Bluesky that says "That tiktok lady on SNL got like 2 laughs why did they pick her"
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Very tricky for me -- but I got it Wordle 1,669 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Original post said: Hello Kitty, if the data is to be believed, has out-grossed Spider-Man. What can you tell me about Hello Kitty, except that she wears a bow?
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I was wondering about the ethics of silk again and found this article. qz.com/quartzy/1309... It didn't help me reach a decision, but I feel more informed now.
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Is it unethical to wear silk?
ASOS, the popular and rapidly growing British online fashion retailer, has announced a major new change in the products it will—or rather won’t—carry.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I propose that when we talk about political scandals, we no longer add the suffix "-gate." I saw that it was ridiculous when a scandal about a bridge's closure was called Bridge-gate. Furthermore, I am tired of this practice and wish for it to cease.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Eddie Redmayne on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. The image is on an LG television with penguins on the foot because they can't balance atop flatscreens. Eddie's eyes are closed. He's making an odd face like he's about to spit something out. He is seated in the guest chair and has his arms crossed. He's wearing a turtleneck sweater with horizontal stripes across some of it. The neck and arms lack stripes.
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Brick @lopbrick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Oops! Brick caught you scrolling, now you owe her a treat! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #pets #rabbits
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
SotD --> Up Around the Bend by Credence Clearwater Revival // A wind rose up today. Will continue through the night youtube.com/watch?v=dgah...
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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around The Bend (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Creedence Clearwater Revival
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
@cultexpert.freedomofmind.com Hiya, The link to your account here was broken on your website and YouTube links. The link for your bluesky page is: bsky.app/profile/cult... I think the link changed because you're verified now. Have a good day
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"Unlike most birds of prey, [this bird] is largely terrestrial, hunting its prey on foot." Sagittarius serpentarius is deft at stomping its prey to death. Its body shape kinda reminds me of a wading bird. The Secretarybird looks like if somebody promoted a chicken. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secreta...
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Secretarybird - Wikipedia
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merlinslaugh.bsky.social @merlinslaugh.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It’s the embodiment of the quote from L B Johnson in 1960. Decades later and nothing has changed. Racism is their drug and they’re addicts.
The Lyndon B Johnson quote “if you can convince the lowest white man that he’s better than the best coloured man he won’t notice you picking his pocket. Hell, give him someone to look down on and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I got to have my picture taken with the big chicken! To the guy handing out free water: 🙏 #NoKings @indivisibleegt.com @indivisible.org
A forty-foot tall inflatable Trump Chicken. There are signs on the front of it. One of the signs says "Trump Always Chickens Out". A woman is posing in front of the TACO Chicken, with her homemade sign that says, "I.C.E. stinks on ice". The woman is caucasian and wears a floral blouse, jeans, and light-colored sneakers. She's in her mid-thirties and was surprised by how much she now resembles her maternal grandmother in appearance.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Happy national coming out day! I am a lesbian and try to support the trans community whenever I can.
A digitally-made image that is a representation of a gay pride flag, a rainbow flag. Starting at the upper left corner are the colors red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. The colors are blended together. Image is my own work.
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Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Denting Gourds
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