Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Apparently, I am able to write 250 words non-fiction prose about a video 2 minutes 26 seconds in length. I didn't realize that was the prompt this week. That brings my total to ~690 words. I gotta start looking at the assignment in advance. That was too much. 😔 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I think of jokes as communication. It's also my view that people should say what they want aside from causing panic or influencing hate. Free speech, pretty much. Yes, I analyze jokes. I'm not trying to censor it. I should just accept that I'm not in the demographic this time. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's more like reality than satire, especially when it comes to Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth. (I know I've said that before.) There is a lot I like, but the political sketches are just depressing. In those sketches, the punchlines make me want to give a deep sigh instead of laugh. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The SNL host reminded me of the Stickcam trolls I used to interact with. I won't say anything negative about him, because I think he hates himself. I try not to stay in relationships with people who hate themselves anymore. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Jost's Pete Hegseth doesn't give me the impression that SNL disapproves of what Hegseth does. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is a fun word. I should have thought of it sooner. Wordle 1,934 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My hair stylist tried to do this once, and it looked like a really dumb shape. I think it's a symptom of Becks' mother-in-law getting on her nerves. #MarlowPBS 031 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My mom pointed out that the cocktail nasturtiums would have dried up by the next day. #MarlowPBS 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I thought it said astronomy instead of gastronomy. The smoke got in the way. #MarlowPBS 010 0
Reposted by Marie Chapmanjulius caesarhands @cog.bsky.social · 20/05/2024It feels like, at some point, someone in marketing realized that the only thing that actually matters is that people know the brand name, and when that happened every advertising strategy became "be as annoying as possible." 011 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Before the next show airs, this is something I think might be. I know he seems not to be present, but what about the person whose house Becks and the friend group is tramping around in? #MarlowPBS 021 0
Reposted by Marie ChapmanLove Buns @lovebuns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Share your best skills with us!!DO something.... #JustChewIt 🤭🤍🐰 #LoveBuns #TBT #Rabboy 711330 0
Reposted by Marie ChapmanWTTW - Chicago PBS @wttw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A massive boulder was recently discovered 30 feet below the airfield’s surface and analyzed by a geologist working on the project. Turns out, the boulder is dolostone, formed during the Silurian period of the Paleozoic Era, some 400 million years ago. to.wttw.com/4xQj73mto.wttw.comThis 50-Ton Prehistoric Boulder Was Unearthed at O’Hare, Contest Is On To Name ItThe Chicago Department of Aviation launched a naming contest for a giant boulder unearthed at the airfield. 4249 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think I got so many mosquito bites that my brain is receiving an overload of itchiness signals and I'm not feeling as tempted to scratch a specific spot. I have so many little ones concentrated around my ankles. 100 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I dreamt that Paul Lynde guest-starred on one of those Mary-Kate and Ashley videos. You know, where they either throw a party or solve a mystery. He was playing his usual 60s sitcom character, somehow. He had a song called "It's a Disgrace!" 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026That's good to know. Though, the way our home is set up, you're standing next to a window when you're showering, so I personally might delay if possible. www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...snopes.comWhy you shouldn't worry too much about showering during a thunderstormThe odds of being struck by lightning while showering are low, particularly in a newer home with proper protection 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My mom and I were watching @theweekendmsnow.bsky.social and Brendan Ballou was one of the guests. My mom pointed out that he looks so much like actor Hugh O'Brian. Look. (O'Brian is on the left, BTW. 😀) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hu...en.wikipedia.orgFile:Hugh O'Brian Louise Fletcher Wyatt Earp 1961.JPG - Wikipedia 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I can't find my sandals. I don't suppose you've seen them around someplace? 100 0
Reposted by Marie Chapmanscarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026started/going 17463871589 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I know I interact with real people on here. I like them, and I prefer accounts with real people behind them. But I will say ONCE AGAIN TO MY BOT FOLLOWERS: I ain't no follow back girl. You're not gonna raise your follower count by following me.static.klipy.comGwen Stefani: Holla Back Girl - Covering MouthAlt: A clip from the Gwen Stefani Holla Back Girl video where she's covering her mouth. It's either from one of the parts where she says the shit is bananas or ooh this my shit. Gwen is a white woman with straight platinum blond hair. We see her from the shoulders up. She's wearing a skullcap. She also wears a skull ring on the index finger of the hand she's clapping over her mouth. 010 0
Reposted by Marie ChapmanKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I am suspecting the next two weeks will require multiple ice cream sandwiches 1523487185 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026@marcie808.bsky.social I don't know if you will be interested in this story, but I thought I'd share it because it looks like we have a similar political alignment. bsky.app/profile/katm... 100 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026No, not even for that amount. I have a price, but you haven't found it yet. 000 0
Reposted by Marie ChapmanThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/04/2026Week in wildlife: a tiny harvest mouse, bagel cats and a rhino out for a strolltheguardian.comWeek in wildlife: a tiny harvest mouse, bagel cats and a rhino out for a strollThis week’s best wildlife photographs from around the world 18729 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Hoping everyone can stay safe 🙏 www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...www3.nhk.or.jp80cm tsunami observed, warning issued off Iwate, Hokkaido and Aomori | NHK WORLD-JAPAN NewsA strong earthquake has struck Northern Japan. Tsunami warning and advisory are in effect. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026@lynnemccartney.bsky.social I hope you're staying safe tonight in this severe weather. ☂️💕 100 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 01/03/2026"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons. 220 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026@algreen.house.gov I heard the lawmakers chanting "USA" to avoid acknowledging your removal. Shame on them. Your sign was about the racist depiction of the Obamas as apes. Apparently, denying Trump's racism is an American value. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 17/02/2026@jonathanjackson.house.gov I'm sorry for your loss today. Your father inspired countless people in his life, and we are grateful for his services to equality and humanity. My condolences extend to the rest of your family as well. 🙏🕊️ 000 0
Reposted by Marie ChapmanTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Abolish ICE 1075572803 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Because I find her funny, and she's my crush. Her literary references probably go over the head of someone who still doesn't know how punctuation works. She would be too young for me, but celebrity crushes don't need to make sense. 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Very tricky for me -- but I got it Wordle 1,669 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Original post said: Hello Kitty, if the data is to be believed, has out-grossed Spider-Man. What can you tell me about Hello Kitty, except that she wears a bow? 010 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I was wondering about the ethics of silk again and found this article. qz.com/quartzy/1309... It didn't help me reach a decision, but I feel more informed now.qz.comIs it unethical to wear silk?ASOS, the popular and rapidly growing British online fashion retailer, has announced a major new change in the products it will—or rather won’t—carry. 020 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I propose that when we talk about political scandals, we no longer add the suffix "-gate." I saw that it was ridiculous when a scandal about a bridge's closure was called Bridge-gate. Furthermore, I am tired of this practice and wish for it to cease. 110 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. 010 0
Reposted by Marie ChapmanBrick @lopbrick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Oops! Brick caught you scrolling, now you owe her a treat! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #pets #rabbits 3476 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 15/11/2025SotD --> Up Around the Bend by Credence Clearwater Revival // A wind rose up today. Will continue through the night youtube.com/watch?v=dgah...youtube.comCreedence Clearwater Revival - Up Around The Bend (Official Audio)YouTube video by Creedence Clearwater Revival 010 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 08/11/2025@cultexpert.freedomofmind.com Hiya, The link to your account here was broken on your website and YouTube links. The link for your bluesky page is: bsky.app/profile/cult... I think the link changed because you're verified now. Have a good day 000 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 29/10/2025"Unlike most birds of prey, [this bird] is largely terrestrial, hunting its prey on foot." Sagittarius serpentarius is deft at stomping its prey to death. Its body shape kinda reminds me of a wading bird. The Secretarybird looks like if somebody promoted a chicken. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secreta...en.wikipedia.orgSecretarybird - Wikipedia 010 0
Reposted by Marie Chapmanmerlinslaugh.bsky.social @merlinslaugh.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It’s the embodiment of the quote from L B Johnson in 1960. Decades later and nothing has changed. Racism is their drug and they’re addicts. 0103 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I got to have my picture taken with the big chicken! To the guy handing out free water: 🙏 #NoKings @indivisibleegt.com @indivisible.org 051 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Happy national coming out day! I am a lesbian and try to support the trans community whenever I can. 020 0
Marie Chapman @alli-thee-scallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Slightly diminish a band: Denting Gourds 110 0