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AllegedDev

@allegeddev.bsky.social
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Chaotic evil web dev. LARPS as a game dev. Insanity incarnate. Megalomaniacal catgirl maid. Never forget the Catgirl maid incident of 2023.

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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
To be fair, you DID ask for it bsky.app/profile/nana...
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Don’t worry. The joint pain already makes sure I never forget I’m a fossil.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Do y’all remember sleep? I miss sleep.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Eternal overtime is finally over. I can finally have weekends again. 🥳
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I may or may not live under a rock
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I was trying to take a quick swipe at HR gatekeeping things they don’t need to (like degrees for devs) and failed miserably.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Oh, I know that’s not who you are referring to. I haven’t met a dev outside of social media that still cares about whether someone has a degree in years. Only HR types seem to care about that, at least in my area.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I believe the term you are looking for is “HR department”. Only people I meet IRL that still care about that. I don’t care if you went to school. I only care about whether I will constantly have to work overtime to pick up the slack (not including mentoring/ramping up juniors).
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
If you have to ask random people on the internet how to manage your employees instead of actually talking to your employees, maybe you shouldn’t be running a business. Looking at you, CEO of Warp.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I just don’t think at all: before, during, or after; posts or otherwise.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Your cats are adorable
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
RIP Polygon. Hope the staff can find decent roles.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I’m old. I watch subs because the dubs I grew up with were just SOOO bad. It’s just habit for me at this point even though dubs in general have come a long way.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Tell the future it won’t have to wait long. The scrap metal trim falls off all by itself already.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I can’t believe I’m at the point where I consider competent people screwing things up instead an improvement, but here we are.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
There are some with brain cells. Aides mostly. And they were supposedly ignored completely with respect to tariff calculations. Don’t get me wrong. Implementing their ideas would have been bad too. Just not THIS bad.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Anyone who tells you a speculative financial instrument is not significantly affected by financial trends is lying to you and trying to make sure you’re holding the bag instead of them when it crashes.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
As Representative of Fat Hairy Men - District 37, I’m going to have to insist you find a new description. We don’t want him either. I can’t speak for my gay constituents specifically, but I’m PRETTY sure they mostly feel the same way. My office will be sending a cease and desist notice shortly.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
It also appears Drupal offers some level of SSG, but can’t comment too much on that or its SSR implementation being a Svelte and Angular guy that doesn’t use it these days.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The VA also has a decent bit of timed content such as events, page updates based on agency rule/law changes, a blog, etc. Are there other ways to import data than a CMS? Yes, but you already have a stable CMS, and you can still use server-side rendering to make a static version of the content.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
They think they want that now until 80% of their tickets start being verbiage changes.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Yeah, if you want to move off Drupal specifically, cool. Seems like those dev hours could be put to better use elsewhere, but okay. But not having any CMS functionality at all … on the VA site? That’s just insane and a complete waste of dev or DBA time when people want edits.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I will concede that some people take this too far, but there are definite lines that each side shouldn’t be making decisions on. That does not mean they should not be asking questions and offering suggestions in areas they are knowledgeable in. But there need to be clear lines for final decisions.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Now if these personnel have a technical background, I’ll definitely be willing to listen to their ideas and opinions. It isn’t about being territorial. It’s about preventing people from making decisions they aren’t qualified to make to the detriment of the project.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have literally seen a PM try to dictate database schemas and service internals. We are defensive of the how because that’s the kind of nonsense that happens when we aren’t.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Division of responsibilities and not caring are two separate things. It is absolutely true that a PM or analyst’s opinions on things like tech stack, algorithmic choices, and how I code what they asked for do not matter. I will 100% tell them to get that shit out of requirements if they try.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Amateurs
Screenshot of text:
“The In Science Project
Devil Child (86)
idk what you’re doing on the weekends, but all the more power to you. Lucifer would be proud.”
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My manager accuses me of being a software engineer, but I assure you those are just slanderous lies.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
It’s the weekend. Time to spend entirely too many hours reading mediocre isekai manga. I know my manga taste is trash. I apologize for nothing.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
At the very least, I would think you’d want to read the profile to see if you have any interest whatsoever in talking to the other person on a dating site/app. PFPs don’t really tell you much about the actual person. Apparently, we were both mistaken. 😔
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
So you’re saying you’re NOT a bot? bsky.app/profile/imlu...
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hitachi really is the best AI model. It’s almost like a magic wand or something.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I have no idea what kind of law it would be. I just want Lovense’s name codified in US law
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I need to become a politician so I can make the L.O.V.E.N.S.E. Act a thing
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Wait. I was supposed to review them BEFORE merging them?
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Probably the time I sliced open my finger with a meat slicer, followed closely by the time I impaled my finger with a hand drill. Third being the time I got road rash on the fingers on my writing hand (bc I had to write while it was healing)z There is definitely a pattern here.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Gunpla mentioned? 👀
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’m not familiar with them. The kiddo hasn’t really ever needed non-medical/therapeutic support for her autism. I had expected to find a run of the mill advocacy and awareness group before reading their Wikipedia page, but holy shit.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
All main. All the time.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Never forget the Catgirl Maid Incident of 2023.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Sweet Baby Ray’s is always the correct BBQ sauce.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
It was a hell of a night.
Side profile of a black sedan with the hood missing. The front half of the car is severely burned, and the engine compartment is completely melted.

The front tire is melted, and the wheel is leaning against the car.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
If you ever feel the insatiable urge to make some of your dev coworkers cry, enable Treat Warnings as Errors in your CI/CD pipeline.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works every time
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying “60% of the time it works every time”
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
There are edge cases in virtually everything. But in your example, if it’s truly unreasonable, they’ve self-reported and you know to not get involved with them. Will everyone heed the red flag? No, just like not everyone will respect reasonable boundaries.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
He probably posted it as bait. Header address info shows “Gib Studios, LLC”. No such LLC exists in Florida (current or inactive), which would be needed to conduct business at the Miami address listed. That Miami address also doesn’t appear to exist.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yep. And if someone takes issue with you setting boundaries, that’s a them problem.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Become the chaos you wish to see in the world. I prefer catgirl maid chaos myself.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This is a multi-year project, and I mean 5 at least for building, testing, pilot, etc. Doing it in months because LLM that no one will have time to validate the output with no pilot and no time for serious integration testing is … yeah.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You’ve got it all wrong. I make sure to place mine across my neck when I buckle. That way if I get in a crash, there’s soft tissue to cushion the blow.
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AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me: explicitly states I have absolutely no desire for leadership roles and am only interested in IC roles. Currently employed. No “open to work” banner. LI recruiter: I saw your profile. You’d be a great match for a tech management role! Bruh. Reading comprehension. Use it.
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