AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Eternal overtime is finally over. I can finally have weekends again. 🥳 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/05/2025If you have to ask random people on the internet how to manage your employees instead of actually talking to your employees, maybe you shouldn’t be running a business. Looking at you, CEO of Warp. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 03/05/2025RIP Polygon. Hope the staff can find decent roles. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/04/2025It’s the weekend. Time to spend entirely too many hours reading mediocre isekai manga. I know my manga taste is trash. I apologize for nothing. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I need to become a politician so I can make the L.O.V.E.N.S.E. Act a thing 100
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025If you ever feel the insatiable urge to make some of your dev coworkers cry, enable Treat Warnings as Errors in your CI/CD pipeline.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works every timeAlt: a man in a suit and tie is saying “60% of the time it works every time” 010
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Become the chaos you wish to see in the world. I prefer catgirl maid chaos myself. 010
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Me: explicitly states I have absolutely no desire for leadership roles and am only interested in IC roles. Currently employed. No “open to work” banner. LI recruiter: I saw your profile. You’d be a great match for a tech management role! Bruh. Reading comprehension. Use it. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I know invasive thoughts are just a fact of life, but damn if I didn’t wish mine weren’t so fucking dark. Not considering any of them, just the fact that they exist at all is kind of fucked up. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 28/03/2025If you’re going to post pictures of text, at least add alt text to them please. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The best part of working from home is I get to pretend the faces in the zoom frame aren’t real people and can convince myself they cease to exist at exactly 5PM. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Decided to do some market research for a game I’m working on. Instead, I’m just playing video games. Damn my lack of impulse control. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 23/03/2025My favorite part of Unreal Engine 5 is that now non-devs get to know the suffering of waiting on the compiler, too. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 21/12/2024“I’m gonna overhaul this code base to eliminate tech debt.” FML. Every. Fucking. Time. 🫠 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Been keeping an eye of Advent of Svelte. Rich Harris and the Svelte team are putting out some good stuff fast. Snippet export in particular will get a lot of mileage for my projects. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It’s been decades and I have yet to met my first Florida Man headline. I have brought shame upon my state. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’m prepping to run Curse of Strahd for my family. Modifying the hell out of it, naturally. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I see people performing DB queries inside loops quite often. Please try to avoid this. Query what you need. Pull it into memory. Iterate over the in-memory collection if needed. Your database admin and users will thank you. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The fact that so many of the tech accounts I follow have started popping up here is nice. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I have the strange urge to take industry-agnostic portions of projects I’ve pitched at work that didn’t get picked up and build them on my own as OSS projects. Just have to consult general counsel first to make sure there are no NDA/noncompete issues. 000
AllegedDev @allegeddev.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Whelp. Time to go down the list and start adding tech/dev folk. 010