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Passive Voice

@allamerkin.bsky.social
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big12: All gas no brakes LFG
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too much school
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We did tele-croque-monsieur during lockdown and the eldest really loved it. Turns out, though, that bechamel needs a little more hands-on direction so definitely a learning experience in multiple dimensions.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hands down the best thing about ATK is them showing their work!
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*waves* Architecture is infectious
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The battle call of our people! To arms!
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure that I’d appreciated the Ulta/Flock connection, but they look even more fanatical about it than Home Depot does.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Treasure is still all around us!
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yay for kid getting to do fun thing but HOLY FUCK HES UNDER CONTRACT for $252 MILLION and them spindly legs are going into A SCRUM??
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sucks to be the one lineman in the matte guardian helmet looking like “we got chrome at home”
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turns out if you play Outlier early, you get to feel much smarter. You know, before the ancient word-knowers awake from their slumbers and invoke the old magic.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pancakes out of a bag. And not like a ziploc either. I mean a Foot Locker bag.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Moi aussi. Friday night special, means I don’t have to cook
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Important to maintain eye contact as well
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True Okie can pronounce it correctly
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With a wildly gerrymandered state legislature, there’s not even a reasonable route for redress.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the things that Pasta Grannies often comes around to in talking with some of their interviews is that these women cooked and ate whatever was handy and/or they could afford. So I’m gonna celebrate my bag of pig parts yall - it’s traditional!
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After finding guanciale for $27/lb at the local fancy-ass butcher (and telling them to fuck off with that nonsense) I later found myself in a more modest grocery which happened to have a whole “cured pig parts” case. That bag of cured jowls made some damn fine carbonara tonight.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the spare time
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatcha got for me, Coach Z?
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The amount of whiplash I get from this team will be the end of me.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The FS1 broadcast feels like that time Nickelodeon did Super Bowl coverage
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude, these are delightful
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is an SNL bit guest starring Harry Styles.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do love a party
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Throwback from the Palm Springs Art Museum circa 2018
An imitation road hazard sign reading “IMAGINE ART HERE” set into a vacant dirt lot with palm trees in the distance
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been assured that This is just How Things Are Done
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Up on a roof and was watching a dude hucking demolished insulation into a dumpster bag barehanded. Was fortunate enough to see his foreman swing by and berate him for it. “Buddy, you’re handling fiberglass with bare hands. You do what you want, but I ain’t the one grabbin your pecker.”
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just what I needed - another seemingly simple word game that nerds beat themselves up over. 842, btw. Top word was a +94
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The precious, precious ingredients pale compared to the I-spent-my-whole-goddamn-afternoon-on-this-crust-and-now-KHAAAAAAAAAN moment Store-bought crust is house money
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The “Always Has Been” meme. One astronaut is looking at the Earth from “away” (maybe the moon?) asking “Could that have been good from here?”
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well thanks for telling me NOW
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For the better, right? Right?
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the days are starting to get noticeably shorter, which means I am entering my autumn-grumpy period, a subtly but crucially different frame of mind from spring-grumpy, summer-grumpy and winter-grumpy
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d say you were doing the Lord’s work, but it sounds like you’re factually in hell
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“We have the biggest naturals”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can’t stress enough that this is not the festival this is the bus to it. can we please laissez slightly less bon temps rouler
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Am UNABLE to keep my face on mute, it’d be meme city
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hello deer
A doe and fawn grazing in a park, unconcerned.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bring on the Torment Nexus! Saving a seat for the Red Death! Allons-y!
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cheryl has made a fine point. I, nor other safety professionals, have really said much about general safety precepts as they relate to AI, as opposed to the bullshit artist millenarian cultists that are happy to do so at length. One of the reasons is "These tools are an active detriment to safety."
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take that, Humpty Hump
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have you considered politics?
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I hate feeling so fat” I say as I stir another yolk into this carbonara
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s why your shoes smell like that
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Plated, with some grated Parm and lightly toasted pine nuts. Yum!
Trofie, tossed in basil pesto, served with toasted pine nuts and grated Parmesan.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trofie for #pastasunday I’m trying to manifest an end to summer by savaging the basil for pesto.
Semolina on a countertop, formed into a ring to hold back some warm water. This dough is about 45% hydration (if we’re being careful, which I was not)Blending the water into the semolina with a fork. I do just enough mixing here so it’s not gonna run off the counter, then get after it with my bench scraper until it’s generally uniform.Thoroughly kneaded pasta dough, ready for a quick rest.And at the other end, trofie!  These are little spirals of pasta, made by hand, drying on a linen cloth until we’re ready for dinnertime.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Smash smash smash Better days ahead Smash smash smash
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tarps off, bro. If yer gonna be alone in the section, ya gotta air it out.
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Passive Voice @allamerkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sit over here with this on repeat for the rest of the (Night? Season? Ever?)
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