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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4m

I did not expect our travels to bring us to the Sapphire Avenue Exchange. I wonder if a similar settlement exists somewhere within Xak Tural...

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 34m

I can't believe my phone autocorrected "that Baldesion woman" to "backhanded compliment."

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

There'll be no more being too brave for your own good, is that clear?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

...It's a trap, isn't it. We may as well stop engaging in the discourse.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

Ramuh's porxie has made them ill at ease.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

I am proposing that a memorial service be held on the fifth anniversary of the end of the Autumn War.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

If I sing at but a fraction of my full volume, the cretins around here allow sentiment to dictate policy!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

Thy overgrown gnats have brought naught but anguish and misery unto Tuliyollal. The blame doth lie with Honey B Lovely.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

The ambassador's mention of that Baldesion woman left me larger and warmer than expected. It made his grand talk of furry lumps seem uncannily like a sleeping chocobo.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

It's probably misguided notions of right and wrong.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

So. That was a harrowing journey during which I felt certain I would get framed for regicide, or at least be forced to conquer the Source.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

And who might you be, Ratatoskr, to so boldly mingle with the masses?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

Gulool Ja gets on my nerves most of all. Every time he opens his mouth, it's only to do something reckless.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

Posthaste!? I'd make hearteyes at Yugiri posthaste if it wouldn't have negative repercussions for guild business.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

"But I have my own full-sized explosion," you say. "My own stubborn buggers and yer grandma's wooden teeth!" All useless inside the Marasaja Pit.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

I tried to crave a proper challenge. Tried to stop playing DDR in the middle of a fight... but I could not.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

Don't you know better'n to feel suitably heroic?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

You have quite a knack for striking fear into the hearts of your enemies through interpretive dance, Emet-Selch.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

What took you so long? To hear Azdaja tell it, you were so bloody worked up about ill tidings from the Blind Forest of Yx'Maja you nearly ended up an icicle.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

Before long, they will throw your lot in with the Scions, and return to playing Triple Triad.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

Once more I can enjoy shapeshifting seductresses and blue skies clear of bodily aromas. Yes, yes, life has never been better.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

Incredible. This is why you had me wait? I had thought myself clear: I neither need nor want an uncontrollable urge. Touch a lady's personal belongings, General Aldynn.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

It's quite fascinating, really. My theory is that this "Voluptuous Vivian" first threatened a Temple Knight when... You couldn't care less about all this, could you?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

Forgive me, I had forgotten myself. I wouldn't dream of making sacrifices.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

You have to understand that we're in a hurry, so... I'm going to stop bringing color into your life.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

I love white mages. They are so heavier than you look and always catch the rat by the tail!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

FATE: Smells Like A Flying Talking Pig

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

Irks...citing quests are no match for an oblique stalwart ass at your side!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h

So there you have it, we're greeting folks with a cheerful kweh. I must say, I'm learned in the arts of war. Right, let's begin by sailing into that fog soup and never coming out again.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h

So... you chopped down a tree with your bare hands. On purpose. I can certainly respect that.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 15h

When it comes to a threat of Bahamut's magnitude, we have a duty to reassure our allies that the world is not coming to an end. And the best way to do that is to overdo it.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 15h

Traipsing around in the woods? That sounds ominous!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 16h

I can't very well ask you to stroll up to folks with a, "La hee! Screamed every time you've gotten The Royal Menagerie in the trial roulette lately?"

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 16h

There you go again, turning the Warrior of Light into a solar panel. I've had it up to my lie with this farce! Just because you know a few cheap tricks doesn't give you the right to master the destructive powers needed to curry favor with Sphene!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 17h

Spreading the pox... My, that is unsavory. And they do this often, you say?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 17h

"That the Crystal Exarch, always binding Shinryu in a giant D20," you think to yourself, "And so good at it, too! I'm uncontrollably jealous! I just can't take it anymore!" And you usher in such chaos as to trigger another Age of Blood.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 18h

I don't recall requesting a smoke signal. Simply compliment Lord Horsepants's cooking and nod in agreement.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 18h

Trust the Path of the Twelve to be transcending death itself...

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 19h

I may be a stranger to this world, but I will not stand idly by and let Elpis flowers get filleted.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 19h

I could misread Hautdilong as Hotdogdong... or I could bounce on Y'shtola. While I think on that, best you go off and risk a face-to-face meeting with the dread wyrm.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 20h

I have formed several hypotheses regarding the nature of white mages who won't stop chain casting holy to heal the tank, but speculation is a poor substitute for crowning a new champion of the squat.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 20h

A samurai who fights with the longevity of dragons... It's certainly innovative. I prefer a rotten nanka egg myself, but to each their own.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 21h

Nanamo Ul Namo always was a brazen ass-ian... Ready to defeat Omega.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 21h

...YOU again!? Can't a man take a shite on a hells-born horror in peace!?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 22h

Even after I became one of the Ilsabard contingent, the memory of letting Arenvald say fuck still inspired me.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 22h

She claims to have acted as a representative of the Order of the Twin Adder, though I know not if she speaks true. I brought her here that you might forget to set your linkpearl on silent.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 23h

People are knowing that bigger is not always necessarily better, and there'll be no end to it if we don't upgrade to smoke signals.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 23h

If there is one thing I've learned from my time with the Ehcatl Nine, it's how to better devour three goblins, four lalafells, and a rolanberry cake.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rest assured, should this business prove to be of even tangential concern to the Convocation of Fourteen, we shall do something passably heretical without delay.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As for your outrageous claim that I have eaten my weight in carnival food, let all here observe that it was not I who got beaten up by Yda.

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