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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 22m

There's no justice in that, in rending the very walls of reality.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 52m

To find myself listening to rumors alongside Master Matoya herself is... unexpected, to say the least.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

That's an uncomfortably close view of a rather spectacular explosion poisoning yourself by eating damselflyflesh, right?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

So... would I be right in thinking we now have an excuse to conquer the Source?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

You adventurers and your penchant for stowing forbidden goods in your packs! Blech.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

Had mankind continued to blow innocents to kingdom come, all the conditions would have been met...

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

Now that Ala Mhigo has finally been freed from the Garlean yoke, surely it's only a matter of time before its people are ready to stand around in a leopard-print thong.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

Rest assured, Nashu Mhakaracca—Etheirys's leaders are well accustomed to hearing the Warrior of Light's pony attune to a morbol seedling.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

...No. No, I will not kidnap a hippo.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

Varis de Foolish Mortal—you stand accused of giving up and whacking things with a wrench. Is there aught you wish to say in your defense?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

...Say again? Julyan Manderville wants you to gird yourself for the worst to dispel a barrier of off tanks who refuse to off tank? I, uh... I don't even know where to begin...

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

You always praised the way I leave as a corpse! You called me a pale imitation of authentic Doman cuisine!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

I imagined that a gunbreaker who had toppled both Hydaelyn and Amon the Undying would seek to breathe underwater.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

In time, I hope you will come to think of us as blessed siblings.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

I shudder to think what might've happened had you not stopped complimenting the Sultana's cooking when you did.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

Hilda! You unpleasant, scantily clad, unnatural... rude massive roegadick!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

There are secrets everywhere, so we're moving at our own pace. Some of us are not afraidfully afraid.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

Another green adventurer come to slay everything in sight?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

You never know until you try, and I'm always happy to pull Krile's earring out of a book.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

The Heart of Darkness, you say? It should be simple enough to become a guardian of Bentbranch Meadows. It might even prove fun.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

FATE: A Few Masticable Morsels Short Of An Authentic Allagan Cheese Press

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

Considering the shambles their home was in, I would not have been surprised if some had chosen to beat Hien senseless.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

What about MY needs? What about my singing chocobos? Bugger me with a lightning rod, it's just not fair!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

All you are required to do is fall in face-first and drown, reveal a new secret of ancient Allag, and look a little tired.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

If you go too, there's no guarantee you'll come out alive... but please go anyway! Go and torment beastmen!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

I've been reaching out to Lyna. She still won't meet my gaze, but she's given up trying to meddle in affairs that are not your concern.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

Yugiri, stay right where you are! If you attempt to stop me, I will beat my soft academic frame into a bloody pulp!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

When we sally forth, allow me to meet interesting people. Threatening a defenseless citizen is my specialty these days.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h

Well, I think we'd all like to believe the sacred moist frilled salamander fired arrows into the crowd.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h

My apologies, but might I have a moment longer to think? Failing to muster up even an onze of magical prowess is proving more troublesome than I thought.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 15h

We've another tradition in these parts—whosoever cuts onions is entitled to playing "Knives and Knaves".

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 15h

It is kind of you to offer me aether, but I must abstain. And, erm...please refrain from generating a simulacrum of a grey rotund fellow with a vacant gaze.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 16h

Listen: you've been through a lot lately. Why don't you push Alisaie into a cenote?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 16h

My, that's a lovesick thin-skinned milksop you have there. Oh, forgive me. I did not mean to crack open like a giant egg.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 17h

An oversized kettle? Bugger that.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 17h

I confess, a great deal of my time in Dhoro Iloh was spent bouncing around like fools.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 18h

Twelve forfend, being coddled like a brittle-boned nonagerian, are you? It does seem to appeal to the decisively unfashionable at heart.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 18h

We all pursue a vendetta against the Ascians and no one stops to consider important things like pickaxes.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 19h

<wheeze> That bag is most full of traditional methods of zombification. And quite cluttered. I can hardly believe I preyed upon a lady's emotions.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 19h

My urge to manipulate the beast tribes may not be wholly misguided. Might I impose upon you to trade Aunt Tii's tacos for magical beans?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 20h

Oh, I simply can't express how wonderful it feels to turn the Warrior of Light into a solar panel!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 20h

Althyk! You grotesque, grotesque, helplessly industrious... half-dead fabulously foxed fellow!

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 21h

I have made G'raha Tia cry. I return now to Radz-at-Han.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 21h

As the next Beardtide festival, I am somewhat real until proven otherwise, and this has made it a struggle to jump to conclusions.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 22h

FATE: Home Is Where A Hellish Beast Crawls Into A Root Cellar And Prays

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 22h

You, Yda. You will act all weaselly and wishy-washy. To grow strong, one must be shriveled and dead.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 23h

Take care out there. If you sense even the slightest danger, pray forsake kith and kin to serve conquerors at once.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 23h

From here, we're supposed to follow the path left and past hermits who talk to trees...

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Be a dear and do try not to haggle over the price of potions in my absence, will you?

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hmmm... Not wishing to sample fifty goats in pursuit of enlightenment, it does seem rather hot under the collar, doesn't it?

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