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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And just standing in one spot is the worst form of that. Register duty was so much worse than shelving or customer service because walking feels better than just standing.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

72. The problems are obvious, but fixable.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sickos part of me wanted to go for it there

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

But there are so many NEW mistakes to discover.

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026

Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026

Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Now that I think about it, “absolute chimneys” does sound like a Gus-ism.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have seen SO MANY ads for elections that I have no relationship to out here in NJ.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fine, but he still has to do the stadium stairs on Monday because of the stupid penalty earlier.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can someone teach him to strap his helmet properly?

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Followed by each team getting a “half the distance to the goal” penalty from inside the 5

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My neighbor, two acres away, is playing “Karma Chameleon” at a volume loud enough for me to understand the lyrics through my completely closed windows.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Every time there’s a hothead penalty, it’s Hill.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I find myself repeatedly yelling “I can live with that!” at the tv

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can’t live in fear of him getting injured. Just gotta run him.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am learning about new and exciting pre-snap penalties this season, so, yay education?

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Honestly, not doing great on the first drive feels a lot more like proper Michigan play.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They do seem quick on the flags today

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Or the all blues, I like the all blues.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A few years ago I would have said no, but I don’t think losing Rutgers would impact the Big Ten Network existing in the NY media market cable packages at this point, which is, of course, why Rutgers was appealing in the first place.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I will be at that game, which has the possibility to be the most chaotic game of all time.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In what I can only assume is an act of mercy, ESPN2 keeps freezing on my TV so I have to switch away

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ah, yes, my lawsuits based on “philosophy” always go well.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The referenced to “coerced” really suggests fraternity hazing rituals to me.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am SO bad at this game, yet I cannot stop. I’m thrilled when I’m within 1000 kilometers of the correct answer.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Feeling the impulse to watch PROJECT HAIL MARY today

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Guy coming in from out of bounds is first guy to touch the ball. I genuinely don’t know if it matters whether there was time left or not.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Would putting one second back on the clock be a solution to the fact that the penalty happened after the clock ran to zero but while the play was still live?

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Andy Reid @andyreid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is a weird emotion. Is there a German word for being embarrassed and a little angry to win?

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

As a Michigan fan, I feel TERRIBLE about this one.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

JJ Buchanan was the only good thing on offense all night

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

JJ Buchanan was the only good thing on offense all night

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Same place JT’s first down came from

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 06/09/2026

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Losing to a previous season champion from a lesser conference/division in the home opener is now part of the Michigan legacy.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They might have gained discipline in the weight room, but nowhere else.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Feeling like freshman Bryce again.

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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 06/09/2026

Look, I'm not saying we're getting what we deserve for wearing the maize monstrosities at Michigan Stadium, but the drum major dropped the mace toss, everything has been cursed from the word go.

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Alix Claps, Esq. @alixclaps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cursed role. He’s turned into Semaj.

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