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Alison Selby

@alisonselby.com
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Electro-art-pop post-punk princess, transistor🏳️‍⚧️trans sister logic, big horror fan, poly lesbian, all around great girl! (29, she/her, Oslo, Norway) I'm also on fedi at twoot.site/@alison Music at alisonselby.com

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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 14/11/2024
logging back in
Frame from John Wick, but a redhead white woman's face has been crudely pasted on top of Keanu Reeves. The subtitles say "But yeah, I'm thinking I'm maybe coming back. Like, I haven't decided but it could happen, yeah, possibly."
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 11/05/2026
me on r/beautifulwomen: my thinking is too voluptuous
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 11/05/2026
The top 5 Google searches of 2025 have just been released! 5. set timer 10 minutes 4. set timer 15 minutes 3. set timer 8 minutes 2. set timer 10 minuets 1. set timer 5 hours and 7 minutes
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 10/05/2026
Oh no, my favourite guitar band discovered synth! Oh no, my favourite synth band discovered guitars! Oh no, my favourite synth and guitar band discovered digital signal processing through Max for Live/MSP!
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 08/05/2026
Wow! Local Transfemme Croons and Shouts Over Synthesiser Whilst Her Girlfriend Plays Bass to Crustpunks in a Blocked-off Street Outside Anarchist Commune in Oslo!
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 08/05/2026
Wow! Local Transfemme Croons and Shouts Over Synthesiser Whilst Her Girlfriend Plays Bass to Crustpunks in a Blocked-off Street Outside Anarchist Commune in Oslo!
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 05/05/2026
Just got back from playing with 2 incredible PoC transfemmes (Floralis and Dust) who do electronic artpop and UK dance/punk/emo! They're carrying on at: 6th May Ghent - Kinky Star 20:00 7th May Lille - CCL 20:30 8th May Nijmegen - De Onderbroek 20:00 9th May Den Haag - De Klarist 20:00
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026
Thursday 30th April @ Boksen, Oslo (behind Hausmania) at 19.30, 150kr on the door Friday 1st May @ Blitz, Oslo, 20.00, 150kr cash only Saturday 2nd May @ Monument, Göteborg www.monument031.com/event/floral... 100kr tickets in URL Sunday 3rd May @ Plan B www.planbmalmo.com/event-detail... Free!
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Floralis (UK), Dust (UK) & Alison Selby (NO) 2/5 – Monument
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026
Hey, I'm going on tour! 2 dates in Oslo, 1 in Göteborg and 1 in Malmö with my friend Floralis who is a queer anarchist musician you can hear more here floralis.bandcamp.com/album/sabote... We're playing electronic punk/post-punk/art-pop!
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Saboteur Club Anthems Vol. 1, by Floralis
8 track album
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026
Thursday 30th April @ Boksen, Oslo (behind Hausmania) at 19.30, 150kr on the door Friday 1st May @ Blitz, Oslo, 20.00, 150kr cash only Saturday 2nd May @ Monument, Göteborg www.monument031.com/event/floral... 100kr tickets in URL Sunday 3rd May @ Plan B www.planbmalmo.com/event-detail... Free!
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Floralis (UK), Dust (UK) & Alison Selby (NO) 2/5 – Monument
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026
Hey, I'm going on tour! 2 dates in Oslo, 1 in Göteborg and 1 in Malmö with my friend Floralis who is a queer anarchist musician you can hear more here floralis.bandcamp.com/album/sabote... We're playing electronic punk/post-punk/art-pop!
floralis.bandcamp.com
Saboteur Club Anthems Vol. 1, by Floralis
8 track album
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 20/08/2025
New album! Post-punk! Synth-pop! Electronic dance music! Polyamoury! Bizarre technomagic tales! It's called Polyvine and Other Songs About Love, Unlove, and Esoteria and it's on streaming and you can buy it here. Thank you x alisonselby.bandcamp.com/album/polyvi...
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Polyvine and Other Songs About Love, Unlove, and Esoteria, by Alison Selby
12 track album
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 01/01/2025
Happy new year I promise I will release music soon!
A curly redhead white woman wearing a little black strapless dress with a neck strap, a black velvet choker, and big snowball earrings. She's smiling broadly in this mirror selfie
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 04/12/2024
I am in the process of fixing my fringe
A curly redhead white woman with a roughly cut fringe wearing a long turtleneck black dress and a gold choker necklace, with glasses and dangling silver earrings. She is smiling broadly in this mirror selfie
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 04/12/2024
I could easily, deftly, and effortlessly make a film adaptation of House of Leaves despite having no filmmaking experience
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 04/12/2024
*Nine Inch Nails voice* What have I become? My Swedish friend
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 03/12/2024
My review of SIlent Hill 2 (2001) is that it was "psychological as hell", which turns out was the reviewers' consensus of the time too
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 03/12/2024
"It's no use crying over spilled milk" ah but what if I wanted milk in that moment and I was upset at being denied that?
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 02/12/2024
Both Dark Souls and Deadlock pose the same interesting metaphysical question: What does it mean for an enemy to contain 50+ souls?
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 02/12/2024
Advent of Code? You mean logging in to do my job every day including weekends?
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 30/11/2024
I usually refer to whole games as tutorials for this very reason
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 30/11/2024
It's cool that many of you are aiming to be the finest minds of our generation; I'm aiming to be the silliest goose of mine, but that's just me.
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 29/11/2024
you're already getting the trusted authentic @alisonselby.com experience
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 29/11/2024
It's holy water rules, if more than 50% of the milk is raw then it's all raw
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/11/2024
Thantsgiving
A screenshot from Look Around You of a drawing of an ant on a triangular flag planted in some snow. The word Thants appears as a caption.
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 27/11/2024
Cottagecore is the part of the cottage that contains the fissile fuel rods that decay and provide heat
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◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 26/11/2024
revealing new pronouns through an ARG
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 26/11/2024
The last one was half new/half unreleased material so it'll be nice to have entirely new material out alisonselby.bandcamp.com/album/the-ch...
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The Changing Face of Alison Selby!, by Alison Selby
10 track album
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 26/11/2024
I'd love to put something out this year even if it's just an EP, just to celebrate this was the year I got back into doing music after a 3 year slump!
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 25/11/2024
I've seen the Shroud of Melbourne in person and people like this who deny the existence of King Gizzard clearly have not experienced the stench from that cloth
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 24/11/2024
*looks at your newly decorated room* oh yeah, real nice asset flip you've got here. really not obvious you got all this shit from a shop.
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 24/11/2024
Being poly, I do wonder if my neighbours think I'm one of the most blatent adulterers they've ever seen
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H. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
A reassuring sign at my son's school
A sign in comic sans which says "Good learners are not afraid to go into 'The Pit'"
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 23/11/2024
There are more things in my feed, Followeratio, than are dreamt of in your block list.
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 23/11/2024
Kashi Bashi absolutely demolished both a keytar and a violin last night
A band of guys on a pink lit stage wearing fancy suit jackets, playing guitar, keytar, bass, and banjoA guy playing violin whilst wearing a fancy floral suit on stage
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 22/11/2024
You just need Straight-talking Grandpa to complete the set!
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t h e a @cybercultu.re · 22/11/2024
i have drunk the cask of amontillado that was in your cellar and which you were probably saving for your friend that you hate forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so... hey what are you doing with those bricks?
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 22/11/2024
Mine are always full of "you will not know my reply to thee, unless you answer my riddles three" and it's always just the river crossing puzzle written 3 different ways
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Silent Hill captures the essence of how an American would handle being confronted with the existential horrors of the self made manifest: by shooting them with a gun
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 21/11/2024
Hello this is who you are following when you follow @alisonselby.com
A curly redhead white woman wearing glasses, a T-shirt featuring a Sony VHS tape box design with lesbian colours in an arrow, and an orange skate skirt. She's smiling broadly in this mirror selfie
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marcus @registradus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
bread time let's have a bread
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 20/11/2024
Hey, I'm a musician and a songwriter and a trans woman!
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 19/11/2024
Of course your Bluesky feed is quiet... this is a library of posts (shh!)
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 19/11/2024
I feel like the Internet has the power to change our lives
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 19/11/2024
I am looking at the Discover tab but all these posts seem more like inventions
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Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 18/11/2024
The best way to play the cult classic Silent Hill 2 (2001) is in the name: in silence! Turn off your system's sound and ignore Akira Yamaoka's renowned sound effects and music!
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