Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 11/05/2026The top 5 Google searches of 2025 have just been released! 5. set timer 10 minutes 4. set timer 15 minutes 3. set timer 8 minutes 2. set timer 10 minuets 1. set timer 5 hours and 7 minutes 020
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 10/05/2026Oh no, my favourite guitar band discovered synth! Oh no, my favourite synth band discovered guitars! Oh no, my favourite synth and guitar band discovered digital signal processing through Max for Live/MSP! 000
Reposted by Alison SelbyAlison Selby @alisonselby.com · 08/05/2026Wow! Local Transfemme Croons and Shouts Over Synthesiser Whilst Her Girlfriend Plays Bass to Crustpunks in a Blocked-off Street Outside Anarchist Commune in Oslo! 1337
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 08/05/2026Wow! Local Transfemme Croons and Shouts Over Synthesiser Whilst Her Girlfriend Plays Bass to Crustpunks in a Blocked-off Street Outside Anarchist Commune in Oslo! 1337
Reposted by Alison SelbyAlison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026Thursday 30th April @ Boksen, Oslo (behind Hausmania) at 19.30, 150kr on the door Friday 1st May @ Blitz, Oslo, 20.00, 150kr cash only Saturday 2nd May @ Monument, Göteborg www.monument031.com/event/floral... 100kr tickets in URL Sunday 3rd May @ Plan B www.planbmalmo.com/event-detail... Free!monument031.comFloralis (UK), Dust (UK) & Alison Selby (NO) 2/5 – Monument 111
Reposted by Alison SelbyAlison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026Hey, I'm going on tour! 2 dates in Oslo, 1 in Göteborg and 1 in Malmö with my friend Floralis who is a queer anarchist musician you can hear more here floralis.bandcamp.com/album/sabote... We're playing electronic punk/post-punk/art-pop!floralis.bandcamp.comSaboteur Club Anthems Vol. 1, by Floralis8 track album 132
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 28/04/2026Hey, I'm going on tour! 2 dates in Oslo, 1 in Göteborg and 1 in Malmö with my friend Floralis who is a queer anarchist musician you can hear more here floralis.bandcamp.com/album/sabote... We're playing electronic punk/post-punk/art-pop!floralis.bandcamp.comSaboteur Club Anthems Vol. 1, by Floralis8 track album 132
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 20/08/2025New album! Post-punk! Synth-pop! Electronic dance music! Polyamoury! Bizarre technomagic tales! It's called Polyvine and Other Songs About Love, Unlove, and Esoteria and it's on streaming and you can buy it here. Thank you x alisonselby.bandcamp.com/album/polyvi...alisonselby.bandcamp.comPolyvine and Other Songs About Love, Unlove, and Esoteria, by Alison Selby12 track album 051
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 04/12/2024I could easily, deftly, and effortlessly make a film adaptation of House of Leaves despite having no filmmaking experience 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 04/12/2024*Nine Inch Nails voice* What have I become? My Swedish friend 030
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 03/12/2024My review of SIlent Hill 2 (2001) is that it was "psychological as hell", which turns out was the reviewers' consensus of the time too 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 03/12/2024"It's no use crying over spilled milk" ah but what if I wanted milk in that moment and I was upset at being denied that? 140
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 02/12/2024Both Dark Souls and Deadlock pose the same interesting metaphysical question: What does it mean for an enemy to contain 50+ souls? 000
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 02/12/2024Advent of Code? You mean logging in to do my job every day including weekends? 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 30/11/2024It's cool that many of you are aiming to be the finest minds of our generation; I'm aiming to be the silliest goose of mine, but that's just me. 020
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 29/11/2024you're already getting the trusted authentic @alisonselby.com experience 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 27/11/2024Cottagecore is the part of the cottage that contains the fissile fuel rods that decay and provide heat 020
Reposted by Alison Selby◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 26/11/2024revealing new pronouns through an ARG 0253
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 26/11/2024I'd love to put something out this year even if it's just an EP, just to celebrate this was the year I got back into doing music after a 3 year slump! 110
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 25/11/2024I've seen the Shroud of Melbourne in person and people like this who deny the existence of King Gizzard clearly have not experienced the stench from that cloth 040
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 24/11/2024*looks at your newly decorated room* oh yeah, real nice asset flip you've got here. really not obvious you got all this shit from a shop. 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 24/11/2024Being poly, I do wonder if my neighbours think I'm one of the most blatent adulterers they've ever seen 030
Reposted by Alison SelbyH. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 08/12/2023A reassuring sign at my son's school 28841220
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 23/11/2024There are more things in my feed, Followeratio, than are dreamt of in your block list. 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 23/11/2024Kashi Bashi absolutely demolished both a keytar and a violin last night 010
Reposted by Alison Selbyt h e a @cybercultu.re · 22/11/2024 i have drunk the cask of amontillado that was in your cellar and which you were probably saving for your friend that you hate forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so... hey what are you doing with those bricks? 05412
Reposted by Alison Selbyamber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Silent Hill captures the essence of how an American would handle being confronted with the existential horrors of the self made manifest: by shooting them with a gun 420944
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 21/11/2024Hello this is who you are following when you follow @alisonselby.com 121
Reposted by Alison Selbymarcus @registradus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024bread time let's have a bread 8144391103
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 19/11/2024Of course your Bluesky feed is quiet... this is a library of posts (shh!) 020
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 19/11/2024I feel like the Internet has the power to change our lives 020
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 19/11/2024I am looking at the Discover tab but all these posts seem more like inventions 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 18/11/2024The best way to play the cult classic Silent Hill 2 (2001) is in the name: in silence! Turn off your system's sound and ignore Akira Yamaoka's renowned sound effects and music! 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 18/11/2024If they discovered penicillin today, they'd probably call it "penicillin" or something 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 18/11/2024In school I was always taught to Penn & Shower, not Penn & Teller 010
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 18/11/2024Please forgive me, I have run out of my own raisin stash and tapped into my partner's baking raisin stash 000
Reposted by Alison SelbyAlison Selby @alisonselby.com · 17/11/2024Chekov's gun refers to guns belonging to Chekov. Many of the so-called Chekov's guns in the present day are merely replicas. 011
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 17/11/2024Chekov's gun refers to guns belonging to Chekov. Many of the so-called Chekov's guns in the present day are merely replicas. 011
Alison Selby @alisonselby.com · 16/11/2024In modern city planning terms, a "15 minute city" refers to an amount of city that could be built in a typical game of SimCity, and a "walkable neighbourhood" is an amount of neighbourhood that could be built in a treadmill-powered game of SimCity 020