Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Our Wisconsin friends are having even more heart attacks than usual. 020
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I dunno, that is the face of an extremely innocent cat who has never done anything wrong in her life. 030
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Having worked in financial services for many years, feeling vindicated that everyone is finally as annoyed by the name "Fifth Third Bank" as I am. 030
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(Caveat that I fall on the milder side of the horror spectrum, so these might be less intense than what you're looking for. But they do hit that unsettling/disturbing sweet spot and have excellent "oh no" moments when you realize what's going on.) 100
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Have you read anything by Sarah Gailey? Echo Wife and Spread Me are both sci-fi/horror and Just Like Home is more of a serial killer horror if that's your thing! 110
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I said “oh no” but was also secretly a little glad that at least we won’t have to stay here until 3 am. 110
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Our marriage occasionally hits one snag: how many extra innings do we stay for? Me: one. Dan: infinite. 1100
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ascended to a new plane of baseball fandom after watching the home bun promotion live. 04614
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In 2001 I was in college, living in Janet Greig Post Hall, suite 9, room 11, colloquially called “Post 9-11.” Commentary about societal change was particularly jarring for me that year. 010
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Attempting to manifest fall into being on this 95 degree day by purchasing pumpkin bars and Oktoberfest. 031
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This guy’s ready to record and post the most whimsical joke of the season. 011
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Is there a freeform field where I can add “my husband and all his friends have too many hats; please stop making new ones and eliminate two existing styles. I am not a crackpot.” 371
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026After years of travel trial and error, I’ve determined koozies are the perfect souvenir. They are cheap, light, and indestructible. Easy to pack and easy to squish into a kitchen drawer back home. Fun reminders and conversation starters year round! 081
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Confusion at a minor league Harry Potter theme night - do you have to lower the hood of your wizard cloak during the national anthem? 020
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I think a fair description of Dan is "so uncool he loops most of the way back around to being cool" (except for the puns, those are just regular uncool) 230
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Put a dime on Rockefeller’s grave, which the cemetery docent guaranteed would bring me unfathomable wealth, so here’s your last chance to get on my good side before I become a billionaire. 171
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You still have time to practice your WifeFace, which I find a moderately effective countermeasure! 010
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Fortunately this version of "getting Danned" usually manifests as being subjected to a bad pun, repeated at increasing volume if you don't acknowledge it. 110
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Everyone’s worried about The Mist, but let’s not discount The Terror. 031
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026To mildly curmudgeonly, is there any point in lighting fireworks at 2:00 on a mostly sunny day? Like, can you even see them? 010
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Frankie is, uh, pretty substantial so we are currently in the hospital getting Dan’s foot bones reset. 130
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"If you were running for the All-Star Game, he'd vote for you!" 020
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"I'm going to make a separate video about the drink machine." 120
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026You had to explain to me like three times it wasn’t the Royals’ Pride Night. 120
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026From Rudy to the other Ty Cobb, he really is surrounded by an endless stream of weirdos. 110
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Ugh, Hollywood is going to write a romantic comedy where the Iranian yogurt IS the issue. 051
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026We just got our headshots re-taken at work, which made me realize I have exactly one "professional shirt" that I've been pulling out for a decade now. For some reason "defunct minor league baseball team t-shirt" isn't considered appropriate for our email signature. 100
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Minnesotans are so unfailingly polite that no one dared to steal an unassigned seat under the overhang. 021
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026First time I’ve ever been part of a spontaneous USA USA chant. 010
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The Twins broadcast played Nelly while announcing the Cardinals lineup, which was a nice touch to help the visitors feel welcome. 030
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Dan is bummed he brought his GORMANIA shirt all the way to Minnesota. 020
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026You want your friends to think you're doing pretty good and own at least two shirts. 130
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The most important preparation for visiting friends you see once a year is looking at last year's pictures to ensure you don't wear the same shirt. 110
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Love Noot, but a more appropriate gif would have been Fredbird having a heart attack. 130
Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Confirmed, the daily dew point reports have begun, whether the household audience is interested or not. 120
