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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 4h
We discussed this, and I said no.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 22h
Bots feeling out a new “gas prices are no big deal” propaganda angle
Question from Reddit: “if gas keeps going up and I can’t afford an EV, what’s stopping me from just riding a horse to work?” The word “just” is doing some heavy lifting.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Skip work, go to Coffee Cats.
Vanessa, a bowling ball of a cow cat, dangles while she contemplates her next move. A cat looks at me in profile with what I’m choosing to believe is adoration and not just hoping for treats. Cow cat inviting a finger boop on his paw. Standard issue cat sleeping in his reserved seat.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guardians are going to need a miracle (or 95 well-reasoned theses on hitting).
Martin Luther in a Cleveland hat, skeptical of the White Sox attempting to get into the World Series through good works alone.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ascended to a new plane of baseball fandom after watching the home bun promotion live.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This guy’s ready to record and post the most whimsical joke of the season.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
After years of travel trial and error, I’ve determined koozies are the perfect souvenir. They are cheap, light, and indestructible. Easy to pack and easy to squish into a kitchen drawer back home. Fun reminders and conversation starters year round!
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Midwestern practicality.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Right after I get your lucky charms.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Put a dime on Rockefeller’s grave, which the cemetery docent guaranteed would bring me unfathomable wealth, so here’s your last chance to get on my good side before I become a billionaire.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Remember:
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everyone’s worried about The Mist, but let’s not discount The Terror.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Looking forward to another Cubs/Cards matchup.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Must be playing Blernsball.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One of the intra-inning hot dog racers is a young woman from Spain and I can’t imagine a better crash course in American culture.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This brewery brings your check in a Goosebumps book but joke’s on them, I’m staying until I read the whole thing.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A beautiful night for the literal worst alcohol I’ve ever consumed because it was on sale (and my college town bars frequently had $1 Pucker shot specials).
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not your average baseball sponsorship.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Butterfly garden tranquility.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We’re in a space-themed brewery with Futurama, Firefly, and Lord of the Rings playing on separate tvs, plus tons of Star Trek and NASA stuff, so Dan is fretting over which subset of nerd friends to text first.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Listening to the ESPN commercial explaining how to use your ESPN plus account to watch MLB tv.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I enjoy drinking in cities that are thematically coherent.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And we’d do what we could to lessen the tragedies.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I blame everyone leaving their winter chains on and carrying too much weight.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Unfortunately he had to throw away "advanced baseball"
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Reddit remains undefeated.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Now off to work on my putting.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This bookstore has disorganized piles, literal cat fights, and one customer loudly demanding information about ham radios. Five stars.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
As always, I am Ben to your Leslie on the subject of Griff.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Okay, there is literally nothing about my sensibilities, tastes, or interactions with the world that reflects an age of 20. My only suspicion is that listening to recent recordings of Yuja Wang playing Rachmaninoff or Hillary Hahn playing Bach is being credited as a new release?
Spotify thinks my listening age is 20 so don’t worry, everyone can ignore their terrible listening ages.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Peak St. Louis menu warning.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
But my Lucy Liu bot will always remember me!
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hopefully
Bender replying "not entirely," indicating to the penguin they should continue fishing.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
At least he has a therapist now!
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Rapid City is undefeated for interactive statues.
Dan poses with a tyrannosaurus in the foreground and an apatosaurus in the background. Dan, trachadon, me, American flag waving resplendently, cloudy gray sky.  Me breaking up a fight between a tyrannosaurus and a triceratops. Me riding a stegosaurus
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Had a few beers and took a self-guided tour of the president statues in Rapid City.
Dan high fives a statue of Jimmy CarterI give a thumbs down to a statue of GWB giving a thumbs upI tower over a statue of diminutive James MadisonDan helps a Truman statue hoist the classic newspaper
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I planned to reread The Stand this October, but we only had this dime store “now a tv miniseries” edition with Gary Sinise on the cover so I made Dan go to the library and get a newer paperback version.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Discussing Ditka vs the National Guard.
The SNL Ditka sketch cast, contemplating bratwurst and fascism.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Okay I ran into this creepy guy last time I was in DC - can’t be too careful!
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Bartender to Dan:
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Arenado and Burleson are ready to harvest some wins.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Basically the Kentucky Fried Chicken Space Simulator from Community at the Louisville history museum.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Think I've got my last $10 on a winner.
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Alison @alisononel.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
The Finer Things Club from The Office, which is the gayest thing Oscar does (besides having sex with men)
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