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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Everybody dump it and let’s get this party going already. The quicker it starts, the less humanity will lose.

Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The political commercials during the UT/OU game are INSANE. According to one, James Talrico wants you to go to jail if you don’t support your child transitioning. 🤯 Who falls for this shit?!

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Given the last season and a half of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone clearly employ the world’s greatest lawyers. (Also pump the visual of billionaire weenies getting dumped into the Cumberland into my brain forever!)

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh no! Won’t someone think of the lower broad business owners? They are the real victim here.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Clean house. I’d rather support a team with the Rockies record than one who is mediocre at the best of times and cries when you don’t pat them on the back with a participation trophy.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I repeat: this is a gimmick to instill fear so they can get one more round of funding because they are billions of dollars in debt. The world has got to stop falling for this.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just saw a Gemini ad encouraging you to use AI to scan Gmail and find all monthly subscriptions. Yeah…it’s called “search”. You do not need AI for that. These people are so desperate to keep investment money rolling in and will be responsible for the next recession.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Titans organization is embarrassing on every single level, but the worst is that they have zero desire to field a competitive team when they can still fill the stadium with oppposing fans.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So. Larry Ellison is over leveraged on AI and can no longer afford the Oracle Nashville campus. This is apparently the nepo solution.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Are their dreams sitting in traffic forever because that’s all I experience in Berry Hill.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Given that the impending AI bust will dance is close to another depression, is this headline the definition of irony?

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

None of this is actually true, and we need to stop acting like it is. If you’ve used AI for more than a search on how to plan your vacation (don’t do that either), you’d know this isn’t true. This is a last ditch effort by an industry about to be $1 TRILLION in debt to get you to use more of it.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We are so sadly, darkly, hilariously fucked. I genuinely worry about the generations behind us, as there will never, ever be an ounce of political will to do anything about the climate.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We know tech is on its last gasp before normalizing, as there is a new CBS procedural called “Cupertino”.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Passed about 8 empty Waymo’s on the way to the gym this morning. At this point they are just driving around to sell their data to MNPD are they not?

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My earliest memory is this hurricane. Because of course it is.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Question: would it be legal for women to wear the shock gloves to ward off would be assaults by men? No? Gotcha.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If you’re southern and Gen X, chances are very high that Charlie Hatcher resembles your rural uncle to a T.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Absolutely, truly incredible how bad public facing AI search is. Will go down as the biggest grift in a generation.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Baseball gets more boring by the second. Can all of the local sports networks go away soon so we can get some real league equality?

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Honestly a sharpie and a piece of notebook paper in this era would make an iconic event flier.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The most enjoyable piece of journalism I’ve read in quite a while!

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

There aren’t near enough videos on the interweb of robots kicking dudes in the junk.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The real winner today is Adidas.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Imagine being billions of dollars in debt and then thinking you can pull one over on an actual $1T company.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That third Belgian goal when played back in slo-mo will be the perfect metaphor for our current state of government.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Grown men are just the absolute worst, petulant losers. I’m looking at you, Neymar.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I desperately need to know how few Meta glasses have been sold.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

How I know the AI era is almost over: adobe just ran an ad bragging about how AI could find all mentions of a number in a slide deck and replace them with a different number. A $1T find and replace that is going to wipe out 1/3 of your retirement. WE DID IT!

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

This is my absolute dream come true.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I intermingle with these kids on my morning and afternoon walks, and and I’m glad to share the neighborhood with them. You can always tell the school is trying.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I could listen to this NY crowd just openly hate Wyndham Clark all day long. Even though he’s going to win, I’ll watch the US Open all the way through just to soak up the crowd’s derision towards him.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I want to start a Billy on the Streets style show where I go up to people at the Knicks parade (and all other bandwagon sports situations) to ask people where they grew up. Me: Where are you from originally? Them: Rapid City, South Dakota Me: THEN YOU ARE A DENVER NUGGETS FAN GET OUT OF HERE.

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Matthew Hughes @matthewhughes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

New newsletter: Generative AI is becoming the new crypto and multi-level marketing scam, promising non-techies that they can vibe-code their way to prosperity, without being candid about the costs and risks. www.whatwelo.st/p/generative...

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Generative AI Is Having Its Herbalife Moment

How predatory vibe coding startups are selling false hope to young people

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Watching Anthropic’s downfall (via Claude getting worse daily) is truly fascinating. Kinda wild to know that multiple history books are going to be written about this exact time period, and the cautionary tale will be “nearly $1T in investments does not make a company good.”

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I don’t know if this is because the rest of the world only has one main sport, or if because late stage capitalism is the main tentpole in all American sports and has sucked the joy right out of it all.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Nothing inspires bandwagoning quite like a NYC sports team.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Have we asked questions like who’s funding the proposed data center by the zoo, who they expect their main tenant to be, what happens when said tenant can’t pay their compute bills because they never had any cash, and what bank is going to fund said data center with zero path to profitability?

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

And is still happening _every day_ in my neighborhood.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I’m just now, 2 years late, finishing Curb Your Enthusiasm. What an absolute genius ending.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I love that a terrible job market plus the allure of no state income tax still has some people saying “that’s a no for me, dawg.”

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Our AI powered data tool is rolling out pay to play next month, and I know others will have to as well. Is anyone filming the impending business meltdown over paying per token? Because it’d be the greatest reality show of this century.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

…or is it because beef is $10 per pound now?

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I believe the children are our future.

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I would find so much curious joy in walking around asking people truly how they can afford to do anything right now. Like, are you going into credit card debt to take your family to Disney, or do you just have zero savings?

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Alison Groves @alisongroves.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

When the theme song kicked in, I burst into tears. If you haven’t seen this, I can’t recommend enough. Especially now.

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