iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Will Hunting would've been so fucked if that guy didn't like apples

Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

there’s a subset of animal videos online where the caption is something like, “love like this will heal you,” and it’s a woman hugging, like, a dog or a horse or something with a visible penis and balls in the shot while a kacey musgraves song plays

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Shoutout to Lindsey Graham for dying

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Imagine being in the deepest k-hole of your life on the same day that the person you love the most betrays you

Proo, the orange and white cat, is the most betrayed creature on earth in his carrier, buckled into the car seat

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This summer, like all of those that came before and all that will follow, is the Summer of George

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ladies if Joe Buck is at your wedding you have entered the lowest depths of straight people hell — this, more than MSG venue, is the symbol that you dimmed your light for a bud light man

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Ah yes, 4 to 5pm. A beautiful, hourly ritual where my dog ruins my life until I feed him dinner.

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Me? Oh, I'm fine. Just doing my little hobbies, making my little meals, having my little opinions

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I fuckin DARE you to explain the difference between google docs and google drive

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Regardless who you're rooting for, it's fun to see Timothée Chalamet sad

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Did the Knicks, as a team, witness a murder before the tip-off of Game 3

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Spurs better get those nuns to okc

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Worried people don’t know that I hate the Thunder

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Victor Wembanyama is my son. I don’t have time to explain the logistics but he is my baby boy and we’re just proud of him

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Look hard in the mirror and ask yourself “would my relationship survive a ninja creami factory level malfunction?” the answer is probably no

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

What do you MEAN Justin Long is married to Kate Bosworth this simply cannot be

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Yeah I'll go see He-Man in theaters, who cares

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

To the Gen Z girlies watching ER who are like, “I get George Clooney now,” I would like to say—respectfully—welcome, sluts

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Please publish my 10,000-page manifesto “Glen Powell Is Not a Generational Hunk” after my death? It’s the only file on my laptop

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

You can be liberal and also admit that The Pitt is just okay

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Often wake up in a cold sweat, terrified that I’ve ever posted the phrase “tell me I’m wrong” on the internet

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Listened to the new Jack Harlow album once all the way through which honestly feels excessive

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I sure hope the one Oscar-nominated movie I watched this year wins a bunch of Oscars

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Oh no Harry Styles has entered his beep boop era :(

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

goddamn I love firing off 5 emails in short succession I’m a king I can do anything

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

To achieve true greatness, you must welcome unimpressed men into your eyeline

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Ah, it’s finally fall in Los Angeles

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Question about Industry: is Harper good at her job

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Apparently I violated X’s terms of service by making fun of an alleged sexual predator

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

You can love someone very much and still not want to watch the tiktoks they send you

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

So crazy that women weren’t allowed to eat protein until 2024

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I’d be okay to leave LiMu Emu and Doug in 2025

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Taking your dog to visit family for the first time

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Instead of buying fancy pajamas, why not try losing your virginity instead

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I would like to forget every uber ride I’ve ever taken actually

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Just woke up from a gorgeous dream where everyone was telling me that my hair looked nice

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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

This morning, Disney announced a deal with OpenAI. Read more about the WGAW’s advocacy against the theft and exploitation of writers’ works by AI models: www.wga.org/contracts/kn...

Disney's deal with OpenAl appears to sanction its theft of our work and cedes the value of what we create to a tech company that has built its business off our backs. We will meet with Disney to probe the terms of this deal, including the extent to which user-generated videos use the work of WGA members. We will continue to fight to protect our members' creative and economic interests in the context of Al technology.

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

literally what do you mean they made more episodes of loot

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Please screenshot this and text it to someone with “isn’t she the worst?” I certainly do it to all of you

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I love to watch the Dodgers, starring Jason Bateman, only on Fox

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

One Battle After Another is a gorgeous, important film — not only for its message but for giving film bros a new lazy Halloween costume

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Show me a problem that a three hour nap can’t fix

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Being in love means your partner watches every TikTok you send—and accepts that you’ll never, ever look at the ones they send back.

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The Mavericks getting Cooper Flagg is a scandal waiting to be uncovered — there’s just no way that happened organically

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Alison Agosti @alisonagosti.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

My question for you is this: what if I have dinner at 4:30–what will become of me

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