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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 31m
nebbish sammy hagar: oughh i can't drive 55, that's far too fast, and you know i get vertigo very easily, and my car insurance is already too high, and
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 1h
i've had one day off in three weeks and i spent most of those three weeks sick and also i spent that day off driving to and around charlotte and back. so i'm just having thoughts like this on a loop. i don't even have a bitch...
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 1h
my bitch look like sammy hagar
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 2h
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 3h
pocket monsters
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Spinning around in my chair making this instead of working on my self evaluation
💈 Bruh Wanted Boosie Fade But Got This Instead! 😂
Photo of a male Gambel's quail in side profile with a powerful plume.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 5h
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 7h
i don't wanna hear it cuz i know what i've done
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 7h
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 8h
ah see you too ah a man of lettahs
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 9h
y'all got any more of that faulknerian misery
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 20h
who invented right and wrong but people with full stomachs?
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2qbisE...
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Love And Hate
Jackie McLean · Destination...Out! · Song · 1995
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that each new indignity defeats only the body, pampering the spirit with obscure merit
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
mamdani's only question to himself at this point should be whether it would be wiser to fire tisch before or after the midterms
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i don't remember much from that period of my life because i was constantly drinking, but when i lived with them in 2019-2020 i started resenting him because he allowed her to ostracize me within my own residence and from my own brother. suddenly though i feel some of my respect for him has come back
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it was like this
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just found out and i'm so proud of my older brother for leaving the horrible millennial ogre woman he was married to
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you may wonder why he doesn't just leave, the answer is a complicated set of circumstances out of his short term control, and he probably will leave by the end of next year...
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
everyone else between the ages of 25 and 35 who lives here is either on hard drugs or is the very tired and haggard-looking parent of 2-3 kids. actually many are both
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i look exactly like this
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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THE OO MAGIC BUS
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Location? White Friend’s House. Time? The Present.”
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there's a strong element of intra-bourgeois conflict to all of this stuff but i think it's basically inevitable as long as they still exist as a class
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that's a real bass
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ladies and gentlemen... bill freaking murray.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When Palestinians opted for "peaceful resistance" the Israelis sniped the legs off their youngest children.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i can feel the institutional power coursing through my veins
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ladies and gentlemen... bill freaking murray.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the people who work in optometry offices are always uniquely rude compared to other medical offices. why? your patients can't transmit blindness to you like a cold, few if any are dying or even need medication prescribed. they just want to be able to keep watching TV. why are you in such a bad mood?
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's funny but understandable when smart people i follow who are in their mid to late 20s refer to zoomers derisively even though they are also technically gen z. nobody with any self respect wants to be part of the first modern generation documented as being dumber than the one that came before it.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, but that person is gen x and they are especially stuck in this mindset they learned in the late 80s when it seemed like we would have shitty republican presidents forever and the democrats were the Good Guys if they could just win again
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i ain't afraid of your husband baby i'll be over tonight
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i've been using this app consistently for like a year and still have no idea how post blocked works or what it means
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mozart didn't have a bad enough life to make good music. get that santa's workshop bullshit out of here
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm possibly the most sigma to ever male
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm not saying this because i shit myself, i'm just saying it because nobody told me. and because i've eaten a lot of ricolas
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nobody told me that if you eat too many ricola cough drops you'll shit yourself.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
watching people swing with the tide of the news cycle from being anti bureaucracy on the crest of early 2020s "burn it all down" stuff, then to pro bureaucracy in reaction to DOGE, and now anti bureaucracy again because of cornell. lots of mentions of someone named davis grabber or something.
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
everything i done did and everything i didn't do done did me in
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what's Vance's path to electoral victory?
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but that's why we have james dean
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
paul newman you're a hot piece of ass i just wish you were 10% better at acting
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ACE Score of 5 or below? those are rookie numbers
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Ira @alifib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a bit of the old ludwig van
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 02/10/2026
St Louis and Philadelphia's city councils just became the first to officially endorse the Starbucks Boycott. Starbucks is the biggest violator of US labor law in history, and it's time we ALL push back against corporate greed. ✊
8 city officials and Starbucks Workers United members smile and hold signs and banners saying "BOYCOTT STARBUCKS"7 city officials and Starbucks Workers United members pose with fists up inside the St Louis capital. They hold signs that say BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
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