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michael röbbins

@alienvsrobbins.bsky.social
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Vibes so bad I want to puke books: Walkman | Alien vs. Predator | Equipment for Living: On Poetry & Pop Music | &c. gunsnrobbins.substack.com/?utm_camp… Free Palestine bit.ly/3pY75Rz

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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12h
Lots of people will weigh in with thoughts on Anne Carson in the coming days, but I will just note that she wins the epigraph game
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
385 years before Taylor Swift described Travis Kelce’s dick as a redwood tree in song, Thomas Carew wrote “A Rapture”
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
always an honor to be included in Greil Marcus’s Real Life Rock Top 10, which I’ve been reading since high school greilmarcus.substack.com/p/real-life-...
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fine
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we're like if the dinosaurs built the asteroid themselves
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m doing this tomorrow. Should anyone find themselves in Montclair with a hankering for classic Howard Hawks
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
but it hasn’t kept my dad from being a Cubs fan
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my relative (great-great-something) Nixey Callahan pitched the first no-hitter in American League (not just franchise) history for the Chicago White Sox on this date in 1902
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the old Norton Critical Editions were endearingly ugly
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Camera Lucida print vs e-book … hmm
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it’s a pillow, i think i’m good
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When exactly was the US committed to these values? How does any self-respecting author continue to write for The Atlantic
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The room where John Keats died, in an apartment adjoining the Spanish Steps in Rome. These are not the original furnishings, which were burned for fear of contagion. I bought a little edition of his poems, though I already own all his poems several times over. This one came from this house.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
👀
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
in the last year of his life Harold Bloom managed to condense all his worst impulses into a single insane paragraph
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this has been on my mind—lines from my new poem in Granta (which I'll post when it comes out online)
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dear Mr. President, just thinking out loud here ...
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lol whoops i’m on crack
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oh yeah she hates all his stuff
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I sing of the cover art of the mid-century mass-market paperback
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the more i think about it, the more this seems like a viable project (hint hint editors). it probably all stems from how i would get mad seeing sgt pepper at the top of the dumb lists of the 500 greatest albums of all time or whatever. like that's not even a top 3 beatles album
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
what’s left of my first copy
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
sometimes when Ursula jumps in a box I put on a newscaster voice and say things like “a cat in New Jersey is in a box, it’s unprecedented. no one knows quite what to make of the situation. more on this story as it develops”
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Whoever put this in the free-books box at my university, you’re crazy
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sometimes i like to share a new poem instead of trying to get it published somewhere. i've been published in all the places i wanted to be published when i was young, so who cares. anyway, hope you like this, loosely inspired by the shijing
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I wrote about songs (it seems like) no one loves but me (includes playlist) gunsnrobbins.substack.com/p/songs-no-o...
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
speechless
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love the contrast between this book’s cover and its opening epigraphs (though “the two terms of an opposition are merely accomplices of each other”)
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
now do “100 Trillion Things We’ve Gotten Wrong”
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I wrote about the Stones, nostalgia, French teenagers, that sort of thing substack.com/home/post/p-...
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My mass-market paperback shelves (repurposed CD shelves). A great shame that these have mostly disappeared. We need books that fit in your pocket. That’s how I first read A Portrait of the Artist and The Crying of Lot 49, not to mention The Left Hand of Darkness and a thousand more sci-fi novels.
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the pattern left by ripped-off tape on this box of cat food reminds me of Marx
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think it’s valuable for its demythologizing, but I really disliked that book. What I wrote about it icyi
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
there is never enough space for all the books (not pictured: all the other shelves)
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
rest in pictures, David Hockney
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
careful what you wish for, John Berger
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
this box score from KU basketball's alumni game is killing me
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
absolutely disgustingly insanely wrong & also fuck you
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Bands should look like people you would not trust to hold your drugs
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
charmed
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
we’re in a Philip K. Dick novel
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
are we not even trying to write well anymore
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
a question I’ve had for about 40 years: just what the hell is going on with this cover
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
me assigning the Phaedrus to these kids in seven years: 🫠
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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
reading is for sickos!
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