michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12hLots of people will weigh in with thoughts on Anne Carson in the coming days, but I will just note that she wins the epigraph game 431364
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026385 years before Taylor Swift described Travis Kelce’s dick as a redwood tree in song, Thomas Carew wrote “A Rapture” 092
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026always an honor to be included in Greil Marcus’s Real Life Rock Top 10, which I’ve been reading since high school greilmarcus.substack.com/p/real-life-... 171
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026we're like if the dinosaurs built the asteroid themselves 0102
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m doing this tomorrow. Should anyone find themselves in Montclair with a hankering for classic Howard Hawks 032
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026but it hasn’t kept my dad from being a Cubs fan 010
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my relative (great-great-something) Nixey Callahan pitched the first no-hitter in American League (not just franchise) history for the Chicago White Sox on this date in 1902 150
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the old Norton Critical Editions were endearingly ugly 3425
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When exactly was the US committed to these values? How does any self-respecting author continue to write for The Atlantic 041
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The room where John Keats died, in an apartment adjoining the Spanish Steps in Rome. These are not the original furnishings, which were burned for fear of contagion. I bought a little edition of his poems, though I already own all his poems several times over. This one came from this house. 0122
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026in the last year of his life Harold Bloom managed to condense all his worst impulses into a single insane paragraph 161
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026this has been on my mind—lines from my new poem in Granta (which I'll post when it comes out online) 000
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Dear Mr. President, just thinking out loud here ... 1111
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I sing of the cover art of the mid-century mass-market paperback 211720
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the more i think about it, the more this seems like a viable project (hint hint editors). it probably all stems from how i would get mad seeing sgt pepper at the top of the dumb lists of the 500 greatest albums of all time or whatever. like that's not even a top 3 beatles album 072
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026sometimes when Ursula jumps in a box I put on a newscaster voice and say things like “a cat in New Jersey is in a box, it’s unprecedented. no one knows quite what to make of the situation. more on this story as it develops” 1100
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Whoever put this in the free-books box at my university, you’re crazy 071
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026sometimes i like to share a new poem instead of trying to get it published somewhere. i've been published in all the places i wanted to be published when i was young, so who cares. anyway, hope you like this, loosely inspired by the shijing 0175
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I wrote about songs (it seems like) no one loves but me (includes playlist) gunsnrobbins.substack.com/p/songs-no-o... 143
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I love the contrast between this book’s cover and its opening epigraphs (though “the two terms of an opposition are merely accomplices of each other”) 0177
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026now do “100 Trillion Things We’ve Gotten Wrong” 061
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I wrote about the Stones, nostalgia, French teenagers, that sort of thing substack.com/home/post/p-... 1101
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My mass-market paperback shelves (repurposed CD shelves). A great shame that these have mostly disappeared. We need books that fit in your pocket. That’s how I first read A Portrait of the Artist and The Crying of Lot 49, not to mention The Left Hand of Darkness and a thousand more sci-fi novels. 6242
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026the pattern left by ripped-off tape on this box of cat food reminds me of Marx 3132
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I think it’s valuable for its demythologizing, but I really disliked that book. What I wrote about it icyi 110
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026there is never enough space for all the books (not pictured: all the other shelves) 2161
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026this box score from KU basketball's alumni game is killing me 030
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026absolutely disgustingly insanely wrong & also fuck you 1234
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Bands should look like people you would not trust to hold your drugs 1131
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026are we not even trying to write well anymore 3101
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026a question I’ve had for about 40 years: just what the hell is going on with this cover 181
michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026me assigning the Phaedrus to these kids in seven years: 🫠 0155