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Alice Fraser

@alicefraser.bsky.social
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Writing. Comedy. Podcasts. Book: bit.ly/4uban5W 🎙️: Realms Unknown; The Gargle; The Bugle; Tea With Alice Join my Writers Meetings: buff.ly/3eFIs8x Enquiries: Writing: john.ash@caa.com Comedy: Info@gagreflex.co.uk

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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Product placement for Hipster Mer-dudes
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Testudo-rone? Is that anything? I need to go to sleep.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone tell the manfluence optimise-bros about Jonathan the tortoise! I want to see them tortoise-maxxxing. Just eating a lettuce leaf in slow motion, then gradually traverse a small square of grass and go to sleep. Put it in your morning routine!
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, sort of bean soup syndrome writ large and fucking everywhere. Every argument read in the context only of what’s on their mind right now.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look, it’s not for me, but I have friends who are building their own programs and coding their own playgrounds who believe in it very profoundly. As I said, I’m yet to be convinced.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An artist who has decided not to make me their art, for whatever reason. I am open to the idea that there can be legit use of GenAi in eg. pop art. Open to the arguments re: smaller / cooler / ethically trained models of LLMs that run locally or ask for consent etc. Waiting to see it done well.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or keep it for myself, an artist who needs money.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know times are tough and artists need money. I am one of them. I am an artist who needs money. But also, I am trying to help with that problem by paying for art with money and if what you give me is not art, I would like to give my money to someone else.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Frustrating when you hire an artist to do art because you want to support a human and then they give you something that is not only clearly A.I. generated but like - not even proofed or checked or adjusted or fixed. Feels fundamentally insulting.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stop saying Goodnight Moon, the moon doesn’t know what time it is. It’s probably moon-morning and you’ve given the moon jet lag.
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hungarian-gray.bsky.social @hungarian-gray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@thebugle.bsky.social @lincolncityfc.bsky.social @zaltzcricket.bsky.social @alicefraser.bsky.social Good Morning, When the film Dr. No was released in October of 1962, Lincoln City F.C. had suffered their second relegation of the decade.
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Outstandingly Spectacular Terrorist Failures | The Bugle
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Emma Cole @editrixemma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not going to get into it on Threads because I'm not a masochist, but sending your editorial notes to an author for a trad pub book that's already published is insane behaviour. The author vetted it, their editor did, a copyeditor, a proofreader...the book is written the way it is for a reason.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Toddler Gospel: God gives his naughtiest behaviours to his cutest soldiers. It’s like they up the cuteness level just as they enter a new phase of trying it the f- on.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A new episode of The Gargle podcast is out! 👍 🎧👂 Laugh smugly while learning about gene editing, new lizards, AI ghosts, imagined Ads, Moth news... and more! 🦎🔎🧐 Topical thinky-bants from @joshgondelman.bsky.social @alicefraser.bsky.social and Robin Clyfan. pca.st/episode/2142...
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A future of Gene-Editing and AI generated Ghosts?
On this week's episode of the Gargle, Alice is joined by Robin Clyfan and Josh Gondelman as the three, dive into the world's science and tech news! From the moral case of gene editing, to the…
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm on the newest episode of The Gargle with the great @alicefraser.bsky.social and the also-excellent Robin Clyfan who I'd never worked with before!!!
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A future of Gene-Editing and AI generated Ghosts?
Podcast Episode · The Gargle · October 8 · 32m · Video
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you’re not selling supplements as merch after your phantom shows, you’re letting money go, Joz.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you haven’t starred in Ridley Scott’s treasure island before breakfast, you’re wasting your day. Allow me, a morning routine manfluencer to convince you to buy my testosterone supplements so you too can star in Ridley Scott’s treasure island before your morning pushups
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A rather nasty fairy tale dealing with a door that opened in my head as a child when I first read sleeping beauty. Over on my Patreon ​ www.patreon.com/AliceFraser/posts/s…
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not really
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cream of the 4y/o art crop for today. “two cats on their way to a Halloween party”
Two cats on their way to a Halloween party.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hot Singles Used To Be In Your Area. Now Gentrification Has Taken Hold And Hot Singles Are Being Forced Into Arrangements To Afford Rent.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A branded line of clown pens. At the cross examination, the prosecuting lawyer leans forward and pulls one out of the prescribing doctor’s front pocket.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pagliacci showing up at the pharmaceutical conference with a bunch of kickbacks and a PowerPoint presentation on the health benefits of Gaulier Trained Clowns.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pagliacci showing up at the pharmaceutical conference with a bunch of kickbacks and a PowerPoint presentation on the health benefits of Gaulier Trained Clowns.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tagging @robbotron.bsky.social because he dominates the genre of Pagliacci jokes
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine being the guy who goes to the doctor for depression no joy, life is empty and gets prescribed Pagliacci and ISN’T Pagliacci though
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have you noticed Hot Singles In Your Area recently? That’s habitat destruction. In this study I will
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just choking down a dry spoonful of powdered eggs of a morn like a gym bro rawdogging a creatine scoop.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A bugle fanfiction competition? To be fair when I did the D’Ancey LaGuarde Literary Tribute Competition I got like a hundred entries. Hilarious.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hosts only!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@mrchrisaddison.bsky.social I’ll be on morale and crossbows, you be on secrets and gunpowder traps.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On bugle podcasts?
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok, Bugleverse pair-ups. Who would you want to see in a platonic postapocalyptic partnership, back to back against the wasteland?
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Union Negotiations, Artisanal Matcha, Columbo, Epic fantasy novels. It’s all in the wheelhouse of tea with Nato Green. Tell me what you’re drinking while you listen to this week’s episode Watch and Listen here: www.podbean.com/eas/pb-a7sh8-1b7abdc youtu.be/pi4fwe0bsOA
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do they call it the inexorable March of time when it happens in all the other months too?
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lie back and think of the bus timetable
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Arturo Magidin @magidin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you can't afford to run your business while paying for the raw materials from which you make your product, you DON'T HAVE A BUSINESS! What you have in your hands is either an imperial project or a crime. Possibly both." -- @alicefraser.bsky.social , on The Bugle, issue 4333 (March 5, 2025) 2/2
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have not heard of this theory!
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the mines of uuuuuurrrgghhhh
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@eleanormorton.bsky.social on Greek myths and cancelling Zeus
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was the head of the Jewish students union, which meant basically as far as I can tell that when there was a knife fight that needed happening with the brownshirts, he was the guy on call.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My grandfather was a Jewish law student in vienna during the days of the numerus clausus.
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Dr Sam Hirst @romgothsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And each trope, can we be rethought, refigured, played out in a thousand different ways, which questions, challenges, reinforces ideas previously explored. You can have more complex conversations precisely because you're entering a pre-existing discussion.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The problem is the young men need to be equipped with the kinds of friends who are simultaneously a) keen on policing their pals using violence; and b) in possession of correct opinions instead of eg, wanting to bop anyone with effete hair or whatever, which seems to have been more the norm
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would buy this comic
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People keep telling me about the good old days when people had civil disagreements face to face, but also my dad talks about how men used to get in a lot more fistfights as a matter of course and my grandfather had quite a lot of knife scars from knife fights.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The craft of war, you say? Well I’ve brought a set of different gauge needles and eight kinds of button, so I’m pretty sure we can defeat whatever the enemy has to throw at us, sir.
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