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Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown. He/Him (also responds to "Oi dickhead") Also autistic and occasionally not good at noticing when I'm being a dick. Do please tell me when I am and say why so I can try not to be.

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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A story of @steampowered.com age verification in 3 acts: Act 1: Shows me Cyberpunk Act 2: Lets me put Cyberpunk in my cart Act 3: Won't let me see the store page because my 18 year old account can't prove its 18. Epilogue: Yeah I can also buy it and download it without an issue. Fantastic work...
The steam storefront in the sale, showing cyberpunk 2077 as an available product despite my not having verified my age (for my 18 year old account) to prove I'm over 18. 

It lets me add the game to my shopping cart without a problem, shows in the cart as available to buy and then I try to look at the store page to see if there's dlc; sorry, you need to be over 18 to see the thing you're able to buy without restrictions...

CHILDREN EVERYWHERE ARE SAFE FOREVER!
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, I could probably do several myself
Arma 3, Operation Flashpoint, Planescape Torment, The Secret Of Monkey Island, XCOM Enemy Unknown, Mass Effect, Elite, Ultima V and Prince Of Persia
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Easily the best RPG, not many games have a joke about necrophilia in the second or third conversation in the game
The cover art for Planescape Torment where The Nameless One is blue despite being grey ingame
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This was also reported with a non-gl version of the M4
error messge
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
From my medical facility. Well, it's not MINE, I'm just getting TMS there
A brown, grey and black cat sitting on a chair
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@thedailytism.com Just so you're aware, it looks like you might be having some hacky stuff happening, asking someone to execute unknown code manually screams scam/malware
An alleged cloudflare verification asking the user to run unknown code, very much don't do this
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I somehow do still like the camouflage I came up with around 2 years aog for the Malden and Everon Armed Forces. I might have made a good thing #arma3
An Arma 3 screenshot of a pair of troops with a blue smoke grenade behind them, through which the sun is shining2 troopers of the Malden and Everon Armed Forces with the custom green camo I made almost 2 years ago and I still don't hate so maybe its good?
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cover of the Lost Worlds gamebook with the skeleton character
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
An RAAF De Haviland Vampire jet aircraft in flight
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They said buying a cheap clock on ebay would have problems, I have even MORE time now!
A cheap small digital clock with a burn in effect on the second last digit so part of it is always illuminated. Presently it's showing the perfectly normal time of 11:99
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There's this mad soviet stealth fighter concept model from the late 80s that I always liked
A speculative soviet stealth fighter model
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I've found the perfect image to illustrate the Empire's commitment to workplace health and safety. 2 dudes on a platform with no guard railing, the platform is so small one guy's foot is hanging off the edge oh and there's a giant fuck off laser blasting away no more than 5 m away #MayThe4th
2 dudes on a platform with no guard railing, the platform is so small one guy's foot is hanging off the edge oh and there's a giant fuck off laser blasting away no more than 5 m away
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I never did trust that bear
Looking up "Sith" on disney plus brings up revenge of the sith and winnie the pooh
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
As near as I can tell, the #xenonauts2 aliens are terrorising Rawlinna which has 8 buildings, a railway and a population of 33. The AI is not bad on the tactical level but I question their strategic decisions
Map of a terror mission in Xenonauts 2 in the smallest Australian town I've ever heard of
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Well this is awkward... is it worth flying or should we just take the bus? #Xenonauts2
A screnshot of the map of Xenonauts 2 showing my base and the traitor/mind controlled human faction base almost within walking distance of each other
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
An absolute void of nothingness, just like my love life!
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Arma 3 for me
A screenshot of my ENTIRELY REASONABLE 11,111 hour playtime in Arma 3
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
A De Haviland Vampire jet aircraft
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Well, that's another #arma3 milestone, look how neat the playtime numbers are! Next goal is 12345.6hrs
A screenshot of my arma3 playtime at 11111 hours, I like the pattern
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Another great #arma3 mission tonight, loads of artillery and planes and tanks all shooting the crap out of the poor hapless AI
An Su-25 Frogfoot in Decepticon liveryAn Su-25 Frogfoot in Autobot liveryArtillery (Before): A platoon of infantry charging along a beachArtillery (After): Significantly less than a platoon of infantry wondering what the fuck just hit them. 

It was a barrage from a D-30 battery
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Chocolate bunny or fancy angled forward grip? You be the judge!
A Lindt chocolate bunny held upside down with the face at the back of the palm of my hand
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Is more than 500hrs okay? I have SLIGHTLY more than that in #Arma3
Screenshot of my Arma3 playtime at just shy of 11000 hours
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When you're making an #arma3 mission about rescuing the wildly egotistical heir to a kingdom, sometimes you have to use sensible unit descriptions...
A unit description reading "Heir To The Throne Of The Kingdom Of Sahrani, Its Seas, Its Dominions, Its Wildlife And All Its Peoples Be They Peasant, Gentry Or Someone Who Actually Matters"
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
When you know an #arma3 mission is going just fiiiiine
2 soldiers cowering from a csat Mi-48An unconscious screenshot of the 2 soldiers with the mi-48 overflying them
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A fair reason indeed. You missed this though
Arma 3, lots of enemies
Arma 3, lots of enemies
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Gotta say, #arma3 is a pretty damned pretty game
An Arma 3 screenshot of a british raid into Zaragabad. There's a heavy sandstorm and gunfire going on
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The Mediterranean lamb and (more or less) greek salad I made last night was pretty good
Mediterranean lamb with potatoes and onions with a kind of greek salad without olives because I don't feel like being poisoned by shitty grapes
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Only one other alternative that I can think of wheen talking about green streaks in the sky
The cover of Jeff Wayne's The War Of The Worlds
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Nah, nary a villain in Star Trek
Fleet Admiral Cartwright, conspired with Klingon extremists to assassinate Chancellor Gorkon and sabotage peace talksAdmiral Erik Pressman, intentionally violated the treaty with the Romulans forbidding the Federation from developing cloaking technologyAdmiral Les Buenamigo from Lower Decks. Tried to destroy the USS Cerritos to cover up his crimesAdmiral Norah Satie, conducted a xenophobic witch hunt of starfleet officers
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Hehe hard to be LESS generous but I'm happy clearing even a low bar. As a bonus, I've got a quote for my discord profile now
A screenshot of my Discord profile with Marian's quote as the description like it was a review on the back of a book
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Anyone who played Homeworld now has the music in their heads
The mothership from Homeworld over the burned remains of their world
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I can't do you a thirst trap, would a hunger trap suffice?
"Legionary rations" soup and parmasen toast
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The things you learn playing #Arma3
Fun Fact! The 9mm Round was invented as a team effort between R.P. Mill and John Meter in 1895!
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
We ended up adopting that about 6 weeks ago and it made it so much less annoying, instead of staring at a black screen until someone can give you blood, you're awake and screaming for help! Speaking of screaming, have some nightmare fuel I'm going to inflict on people soon
The Arma 3 CSAT Stalker IFV with the top hull texture swapped for the texture for the ingame rabbits. The eyes are creepy as fuck
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@jamesh97g.bsky.social This is the VR recreation I'm making. Im fucking the terrain up to make it harder but making the enemies the red VR men but with guns to take the edge off
A VR recreation of a town in ArmaA VR recreation of a town in ArmaA broken VR recreation of a town in ArmaA broken and upside down church
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just in case, anyone have this dude's contact details?
The weird "Let Me Solo Her" guy from Elden Ring
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
If you see this, post a skeleton!
Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I am in serious trouble...
Babben Larsson and David SundinThe cast of Bäst i Test series 8
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits
Star Wars Outlaws (As an aside; A Pirates Fortune is excellent, doubly so if you love Hondo like all right thinking people)Arma III, Over 10000 can't be wrong...Clair Obscur Expedition 33Battlefleet Gothic Armada II
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Gotta be something in Stoat Couture
A man with a stoat through his head
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Are you a 'misery loves company' kinda guy? This might help if so
Fuck wednesday
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This workplace is a health and safety nightmare
The tractor beam control from the Death Star, no handrails and poor footing suspended over a massive chasm
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Another great #arma3 christmas mission done! They were playing as criminals hijacking a shipment of gold under the cover of a massive riot and flying it out of the country. Then zombies got involved and there was much screaming about not having enough ammo and a general feeling of terror. Top fun!
A stryker APC at the head of a convoy just about to hit a mineThe platoon in stolen trucks pushing through an open field in the darkness with zombies closing inOne of the infantry sections holding off a massed zombie wave while the command element load the gold into the C-130 in the backgroundOnly one obstacle stands between our brave/greedy/dickish crew and a life of freedom and wealth, a single zombie heroically laying down in front of the C-130s landing gear. 

He got turned to paste a second later...
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
@toadie2k.bsky.social Is there anything special I need to do to retexture your NIA rail panels? I'm pretty sure I'm doing everything correctly, the object exists and attaches to weapons correctly but the texture remains the same as the one I inherit from.
Arma config for a rail panel
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean...
A massive battleship turret sitting precariously on the back of a GTK boxer APC
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I might like #arma3 a little bit... Maybe... kinda... Not sure if I'm happier at the hours or at getting the screenshot of the nice round number.
Steam playtime for Arma 3 showing exactly 10000 hours.
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Did you know that #arma3 is a fucking pretty game? It feels like not enough people say it.
101st Airborne troops reorganising in the misty night before attacking CarentanA crashed C-47 with a wing broken off on the outskirts of a village. A Panzer 2 is burning in the background having just been destroyed.A trio of Horsa gliders landed/crashed in a field and stream. Infantry are just departing, moving to rendezvousA bunch of idiots standing in the back of a farm wagon saluting for the camera
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
@toadie2k.bsky.social I see why MP5s are so popular when they're this light...
MP5 SMG that apparently weighs nothing
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Fiddly to set up but this is a thing that can happen in #arma3. Not sure how well any of it would work together but it COULD be done!
A screenshot of Arma3 with assets from all of the CDLCs. A technical and terrain from Western Sahara, a container artillery cannon from Reaction Forces, a Panzer from Spearhead 1944, a Mig21 from SOG Prairie Fire, An AH1 Cobra and some artillery I forgot the name of from CSLA and a Marder from Global Mobilization
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Aliasalpha @aliasalpha.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me at 14:00: "Hmm, this can of drink is a bit warm, I'll put it in the freezer for an hour". Me at 23:30: ...thanks #adhd
The result of leaving a can of pepsi in the freezer for 9 fucking hours. Massive explosion with a blast pattern of quick frozen foam all over the door of my freezer
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