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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the strawberry ELF squeezy lipgloss is just like lip smackers
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
my head hurts so bad it should have exploded by now
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I love these stories, really warms my heart 🤗
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April Verrett @seiupres.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tesla. Disney. CVS Health. United Airlines. PayPal. Billions in profits. $0 in federal corporate income taxes. That money should be funding schools, healthcare, and public services. This is why people are mad as hell.
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Bat appreciation day! 🦇 the most amazing creatures. I think that since humans are hurling our selves to the end of existence anyway that we should just make things optimal for the bats to take their rightful place ruling the planet 😀
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.
thewesternedge.media
‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility
A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I feel like the only person who will have a great 2026 is Zendaya
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Boys is great I’m hearing Jensen say words I never could have imagined
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Earth has the chance to do the funniest thing during these 40 minutes (but don’t)
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
a hug from a Muppet would probably cure me
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
how weak do you have to be to die during pickleball 💀
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Watching Silo for the first time and I love her but oh man, Rebecca Ferguson can’t do an American accent at all and it’s so distracting
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
advertising concealer as 36 hour wear is CRAZY I hope that lifestyle never finds me
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I dare my managers to try to tell me not to talk shit about my pay lol either you actually “value transparency” or you’re a goddamn liar
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 26/02/2026
“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)
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Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday
Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Doing the provincial survey thing and damn I guess a bitch can’t be well read in Nova Scotia
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If I lose my job I’m killing myself, thanks Tim Houston!
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I want a type of Olympics where the athletes are just random people chosen by draw who have to try a sport they’ve never played before
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I gave out chocolate coins for the lunar new year and then later one kid comes up to me and asks “more money please 🥺”
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a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysa Liu was electric that was awesome
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
that wasn’t very Cheerios commercial of you
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
me, at least once a week, thinking about current events/the future: oh so THIS is the bad place
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
the hockey puck broke the fourth wall
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
lock him up in a tower please it’s only fitting
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It was so funny when people were so mad about the swearing in curling like buddy have you ever watched hockey
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Alright now France is just getting embarrassed lol
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I love how we got another goal before I even posted about the last one
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
wooo my favourite number is 17 so way to go Celebrini let’s Celebrinate 🎉😂 #olympics
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Whit @whitless256.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
omg they're crying, I'm crying, we're all crying! Absolutely gorgeous, Paul and Piper! #Olympics
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
mhmm even the coaches were surprised they won 🤨⛸️
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Piper and Paul killlled it today
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
easiest way to be at the top of the Super Bowl ad convo is to just get like some rando holding your product and saying “it’s good” and staring at the camera for the rest of the time. when everyone’s been giving the most for so long… go girl give them nothing!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
Real Estate: The Beginning Of The End
Priced at $1.5 million, this two-bedroom bungalow will send a clear message to every working-class family still in the neighborhood that their days are truly numbered.

Reference #7086
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the only bad thing I can say about the Fallout show is it’s too damn short
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
how many times can I threaten Bezos’s life to my Alexa before they flag me? I’ll let you know
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
watching Fallout as a Canadian has gotten very weird
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
this makes it look as though he died lol RIP Sid
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If I did ever actually like win a lottery or something I would need a babysitter to reign me in because I would definitely pull this type of Howard Hughes shit
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fallout has been absolutely killing it go watch that if you need a good show
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
watching some Shrek for a palate cleanser
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“everyone’s last scene in the show was their last real day of filming” yeah you can tell cause they’re all sobbing authentically lmao
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
give a razzie for the lip fillers
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
so I’ll definitely be rewatching 1-4 in the future, that is all
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the ones who carried stranger things 5 on their back:
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
it feels like everyone and especially the actors just did not care anymore this season and wanted to grab that paycheque and run
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
so she’s been dating hopper for years but the townies still call her “Mrs. Byers”? ok
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
if anyone gives those twins $400 million again it’s a fucking money laundering scheme
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“but how did they get out of-“ Don’t think about it! and also everything was TOTALLY intentional, BRAVO DUFFERS
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
why come up with reasons for things when vague timeline jumps exist!
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Alison @ali1771.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
it’s sooo funny how so many people (like me) were convinced that the set pics of Mike with Hopper in the chief uniform meant there’d be time travel/resetting of some kind, because obviously after everything he couldn’t just go back to his job like that; but no, he did. nothing needs to make sense!
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