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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i just saw nevermore live and it blew my fucking brain

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

messaging goth girls telling them their Instagram profiles are too scary for a lot of men but not me ☺️

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What the fuck do you mean "return"?

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm enjoying Silent Hill f so far but it's a shame they made the secret of the town so blindingly obvious from the start - it's clearly meant to be Japan

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

new job means I've completed my dream home espresso setup, can i get a hell yeah

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

alley cats is a fascinating show because it's promo and astroturfing campaign is all "whoa this show is going to piss off all the liberal snowflake pronoun brigade!" but I'm yet to see a single person complain about it on the basis that the humour went too far or was offensive. it's just shit.

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

didnt have "Peter Lindgren is now VP for Candy Crush" on my bingo card

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

oh you're a fan of led zeppelin? name four of the their albums.

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

enjoyed the odyssey and it's refreshing that Hollywood is actually making new IP rather than just rehashing old stories

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

the Falklands / Malvinas situation is one of those where you instinctively think that the right side is the anti-British one but actually it's the Argentinian claim that is blatantly anti-democratic, dehumanising and essentially ridiculous

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Japanese toilets are those sorts of things where you can't work out why the fuck the rest of the world hasn't caught up to this

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm in Tokyo and I found a metal shop that has some really fucking rare deep cuts

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

J d Vance being 6ft 2in has blown my mind cos he's so obviously 5ft 4in coded

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

been storing this up for a while so I'm just going to come out and say it: I genuinely believe that in our lifetime we will see a James Bond Virtual Reality Experience Powered by Oculus Meta. That is what I honestly believe.

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

i just made an ai data center explode by asking ChatGPT for the full Mr Bean lore

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

New a forest of stars album fucking slaps baby hell yeah

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

That Epstein suicide note goes crazy

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

It looks cool but as someone who has played Starfox 64 / Lylat Wars through an ungodly amount of times I was kinda hoping for a new game not just a prettier version of the thing I've been playing for 20 years now.

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

if you like your cartoons yellow boy do i have the show for you

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

starting a black metal band based around perfumery called Ambroxan Nightmare

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

because you can't be bothered to find anything that isn't immediately offered by streaming services

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

i can assure you that some of the worst musicians in the world are right now purchasing microtonal guitars

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

for fans of music i highly recommend checking out "dancing in the moonlight" by toploader - funky beats, great keyboards, wicked vocals - it has it all - would love to hear this at a wedding or some other sort of social occasion

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

i presume the angine de poitrine costumes are there entirely to cover up the fact that they're both fifty-something jazz dudes that otherwise wouldn't be able to sell music that sounds like that

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

my impression of crimson desert so far is that if you're the type of person who likes going online and finding guides of where to find good loot and how to engineer systems in a game to become comically OP then you'll love it.

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

this new cryptic shift album really is something huh

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

i have the strong feeling he would actually be really pissed off about this

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

im not a professional news expert but i do think this epstein stuff has the potential to be a really big story

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

biggest surprise is that from what it seems, the Epstein files don't mention bill maher

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

i want to start a new career as one of those people that works in reality tv and picks contestants based on how likely they are to piss each other off

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

if you're into jesus you gotta check out the bible

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

love to get emails from royal mail that remind me that i can send packages to people if I like

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

america is so fucking weird, man - so many comments about the murder of alex pretti are people who've fully imbibed the view that if you don't fully comply with a death squad in a highly precise way then you deserve to be summarily executed in the street

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

whenever keir starmer speaks he sounds like a middle manager about to give you some arbitrary reason you can't take annual leave to go to your friends wedding

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

With this stuff I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

just finished book of the new sun. wow! what an ending! all loose ends wrapped up in a neat little bow and all questions tidyly answered. i love certainty and resolution!

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

i love jazz because you can watch a video of an 18 year old prodigy playing giant steps as if they're breathing air and there'll be some 50 year old in the comments calling them a fraud and not fit to sniff the same air as Charlie parker

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

What kind of sick bastard buys the Tony Iommi fragrance that comes with its own guitar pick? It's me, I did. And I'd do it again (when I run out, this shit rules).

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I'm at a hardcore show and you know what previously I'd dismissed the genre without really engaging with it and now I feel like I can dismiss the genre on much better terms

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

watching pluribus (my second TV show) after reading some advice online and I have to say this is nothing like boss baby at all

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

i had a dream that i got really into golf and woke up in a cold sweat

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

imagining Mr bean hosting a podcast - just sitting there making stupid fucking noises for two hours - and getting pissed off

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

pretending to shout by making your face wide and "whispering loudly" is such a base and pathetic form of deception, but luckily it's something i can now spot almost instantly.

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Chthonic the Hedgehog @alhar567.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

ive learned how to make a margarita properly and it turns out the main trick is to not be a fucking dumbass

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