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Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It’s Alba! Go commission Brie now or else I will send Alba after you to eat all the candy out of your pantry! 011
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I agree with this 100% it’s such a good page as a whole. Honestly the story is amazing start to finish. Of course the two dinosaur men have worked together, no of course they don’t like each other. 000
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Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fun fact, it’s not even his plot to turn people into dinosaurs! It’s Stegron’s (another dinosaur based supervillain) plan, he’s actually the geneticist, Sauron is a hypnotherapist with vampiric based dinosaur powers. 1112
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Berry bushes of any kind! Blueberries are always a personal fave and the bushes are adorable. 140
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Now ‘Ughie oI recon this wet nosed lil yella **** is just the ticket we need to take down ‘omelanda. 020
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 06/04/2026A loose fitting garment slowly becoming tight is a wonderful thing! It’s only understandable ~! 040
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I have suggestion! Check out how the Cybermen and Daleks are shown in the animated reconstructions of black and white Doctor Who episodes. I think their shading style could offer some help? 000
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Game changing like a major diagnosis of an incurable illness. 061
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 10/03/2026An amazing look! I’d come to this aunt when in trouble, they know how to fix anything. 000
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The BRUUUUUU!!! Supposedly it’s actually bubblegum flavour which is baffling to me. I like it but damn. 100
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 09/03/2026So what you’re saying is you’re bringing heaven closer to others, being caught out the sky by falling giraffe mom tum. Speedrunning the rapture. 020
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 08/03/2026“I recognise those stars… is that?” Yup! Honestly the 4th Doctor is in the dream rotation 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026But for real, absolutely! Look after yourself and indulge a little, you deserve it and I hope you’re doing okay. <3 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I’m afraid I do, you should get a huge fat takeaway, or as others have suggested, 2 110
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This is skedoodling and I have no reasoning, I just know it. 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Does it have preferences for things to be placed inside? Are sodas better with ice? Does hot food taste bad? Cutest mimic ! 110
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Not gonna lie I adore the dynamic of big mean dom who could absolutely paste their bratty little micro… but damn they’re such a little cutie pie. Macros are just so fun to tease and taunt, especially when they’re trying not to squish me… I mean the hypothetical micro.~ 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I went to their page and literally between these posts was an image of a canine ass, hole, balls and nothing to show it wasn’t feral lol. Are they baiting? It doesn’t seem to be working in their favour. 000
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Thankfully these days I listen to my body, eat when I’m hungry and what I’m craving, somewhat the same with sleep and the like. As a result I’m fat as heck but healthier than I had been. Thank you friend ^^ 020
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Honestly yeah, it’s pricks like him that have caused my previous struggles around disordered eating. 220
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026For someone who works with often disordered eating, he speaks with no sympathy or empathy. The people he’s speaking to are going through extremely difficult situations, but he seems to view their struggles as “laziness” cause fat. Plus he’s a TV doctor which is already fairly wrong in my opinion. 220
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Generally speaking it’s the remaining juices/ fat/ wine or whatever from the cooking of the meat, strained and cooked off until thickened. Sometimes emulsifiers like butter or roux can be added to make a pan sauce. 110
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I’m SHOCKED we haven’t picked it up in Scotland yet, one place in St Andrews used to sell it with mozzarella instead of cheese curds and it wasn’t the best. 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Working in highly specialised autism care, nightshift. I’ve been bitten and had bones broken / hair ripped out on shift and we get £13.57 an hour… it’s a joke. 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Good job! Make sure to get yourself a treat afterwords! 010
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Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2025My lactose intolerant ass getting into the ice cream again… 010
Reposted by AlphonszeBTech Inc. (Comms Open!) @btechinc.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Hey you… yeah, YOU!! Would you want a silly colored sketch like these? If so im gonna be doing a special on them for just $15 dollars! Fill out a form and select the silly colored sketch special! (Extra characters +$5 each) Ill take as many of these as i can! forms.gle/uFWzaM3q79xw... 0107
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 30/07/2025It’s okay we are all gonna be distracted by what’s above the tattoo, no time to read it! 010
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 30/07/2025How have I only just learned that Kewpie babies are related to the mayo, like sure same name but wtf ?!? I’ve only heard the name kewpie babies in American media. 000
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Threw off the shackles of binby and it’s wonderful! We love you too round butt derg! 000
Alphonsze @alfiebeans.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Ooo yum! I hope you enjoy whatever you make with it! 010
