Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Waited 45 minutes for an update WHAT!? So I could spend $10 WHAT!? Played one game before bed WHAT!? It was worth it. and that's the bottom line #fortnite #stonecold 000
Reposted by Alex WeberJimTasty @jimtasty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Boomers vs. Zoomers — TONIGHT at 8PM EST. 16 of your Halo favorites. All for a cause worth fighting for w/ @GamersOutreach Pick your side. Drop your donations. Let's go. Stream Link - Twitch.tv/jimtasty Donation Link - tilt.fyi/9X5LZuHdqk #G4G2026 #GFG2026 053
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Happy Leftover-Ham Sandwich for lunch day!media.tenor.coma man with a beard is holding a baseball bat and says ham sammichALT: a man with a beard is holding a baseball bat and says ham sammich 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I hope a President talks shit about me when I die 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026media.tenor.coma man with long hair and pearls on his head says unittty !!!ALT: a man with long hair and pearls on his head says unittty !!! 010
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Death didn't come for #chucknorris Chuck Norris made the Grim Reaper Cum 020
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026That shirt is so white it buys avocados at Whole Foods and thinks guacamole is "too spicy" 001
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026A movie about a guy that works a normal 9-5 then he's a ninja for hire. Called Five o'clock Shadowmedia.tenor.coma man in a black mask is making a funny face and the words macchioo !!! are on the bottomALT: a man in a black mask is making a funny face and the words macchioo !!! are on the bottom 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Want to hear my 5 cents? I like that they took away the pennies. 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If the government can afford another war, you can afford that video game. #treatyourself 010
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Let me know if you want to see more unhinged Pokemon names! #pokemon 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026TLDR The "All Lives Matter" crowd needs to know that the rest of us think All Rights Matter 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I've been playing #pokekon for 30 years and I'm very sleepy 010
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Want to hear about when I almost got abducted? Do you like birds? When was the last time you wrote a letter to your Grandma? I got to be a guest on Awful Service Podcast and discuss this and more! open.spotify.com/episode/7c2a...open.spotify.comAwful Service Number One Hundred and Ninety-Eight - Alex Weber 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026ICE has been given orders to detain anyone seen eating meat on Friday. The DOJ advises that you keep a Filet-o-Fish on you at all times. 011
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I don't want to enter Flow State. I want to enter Mayhem State. I'll even settle for Limu Emu State. Or Allstate.media.tenor.coma poster that says flow state reached with a man in a tunnelALT: a poster that says flow state reached with a man in a tunnel 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The game before this I lost and said this deck is shit. 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026If you didn't know, I spent my teen years in a card shop. Damn-near lived there. I quit playing Magic when I learned you can't tap mana to pay bills. 20 years later I installed Magic Arena. What the hell are all these abilities!? I'm having a blast.media.tenor.coma cat laying on a table playing a game of magic the gathering with cards on itALT: a cat laying on a table playing a game of magic the gathering with cards on it 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I started the remake recently. Still fun to explore all these years later and still scares the hell out of me at times. 000
Reposted by Alex WeberLangley M(y Washerwoman) Neely @langleymneely.bsky.social · 04/02/2026So I am in desperate need of help!? Me and my niece were evicted from our place and we need help to find a new place. Any help would be greatly appreciated!? We have no place to stay tonight. gofund.me/39d8079ddgofund.meDonate to Help Us Secure a New Home After Eviction, organized by Langley NeelyMe and my niece have been evicted from our home and desperately need help secu… Langley Neely needs your support for Help Us Secure a New Home After Eviction 01316
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026RIP Catherine O'Ohara I know you'll be in HEAVEN!media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the words `` kevin '' written on it .ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` kevin '' written on it . 010
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Not sure if I'll be able to make it, but if I do, count me the fuck in! 030
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026We live in a world that's trying to create Batman villains. 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Do you want Batman villains? This is how you get Batman villains! 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026FUCK ICE! Thank you for raising money for a great cause! 110
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Hell yeah. This hits hard as a former AMV maker and current baby maker 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026We raised over $300 for MIRAC this weekend! I am so thankful for all of the amazing people that help to make the LAN of 10,000 Games streams a success and a force for good! 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026This weekend I am raising money for miracmn.com a boots on the ground, Minnesota charity that is fighting against the many injustices caused by ICE in Minnesota. I'll be streaming Saturday Night and Sunday Morning at twitch.tv/AlexWeberComedy Donate at: www.givemn.org/story/LANof10k 010
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The LAN of 10,000 Games: Land of 3,000 ICEholes Charity Stream has a ring to it... 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026History is doomed to repeat itself because those who crave power lack imagination. 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Here's a conversation I had with my car while alone in my car: The car infotainment screen said: "Failed to establish wireless connection with phone." Me, out loud: "You can wirelessly connect your mouth to my...nutsack." 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Played some Halo. Was the worst on my team. This guy hit me with a "Bruh" In my youth, this person would have gotten a lesson in obscenity with a focus on their mother. I abstained. But if they respond, the gloves come off faster than their mother's clothes. 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I say that every year and SGDQ always sneaks up on me! 010
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Reposted by Alex WeberStack Up @stackup.org · 02/12/2025What do we do with the donations we receive? We take them to help Veterans and Active Military units! In ten years, Stack Up has: ➡️ Shipped out 1,673 Supply Crates ➡️ Sent out 20,792 physical games ➡️ Distributed 258,131 digital games ➡️ Shipped 107 Vetrofit PCs (1/3) 162
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Merry Mental Breakdown Season to all who celebratemedia.tenor.comi 'm a mess and you 're watching my breakdown on a blue backgroundALT: i 'm a mess and you 're watching my breakdown on a blue background 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Had a great show last night! Shared the stage with these killers! 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The bananas we have today aren't the same as they were 100 years ago. They were genetically modified to resist a disease that threatened to destroy all bananas. For some reason the scientists also modified them to have the chemical composition of super glue when my toddler throws them on the floor. 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Growing up with a narcissistic parent isn't all bad. I can tell a person's mood just by the tone of their voice. I use this gift every day to fast forward through podcast ad reads with maximum efficiency. Thanks dad!media.tenor.coma man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsorALT: a man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsor 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025UPS: We will have UPS Stores where people can bring packages they need shipped. During the holidays the line will be out the door. Me: So you'll have plenty of counter space for people to set their packages while they wait in line? UPS: Fuck No! Learn to juggle, assholes 010
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025All toilets should have built in cellular antennas Hi, Welcome to my Ted Talk 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Stayed home sick with Sonny today. All he wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch Bluey. I am now shamefully invested in #bluey lore.media.tenor.comtwo cartoon dogs are sitting next to each other and the words unreal babe are on the bottomALT: two cartoon dogs are sitting next to each other and the words unreal babe are on the bottom 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025My diet has consisted of Pepto Bismol, Ibuprofen and Holy Water. Seeking referrals for an Old Priest and a Young Priest, will settle for a witch doctor. #parenthood #daycare #toddler #exorcist 000
Alex Weber @alexwebercomedy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025This week's disease had me violently evacuating every orifice on my body and I'm pretty sure a part of my soul was leaking too. Some daycare kid must have just come back from a family vacation of disturbing Mayan tombs in the Amazon and spread the curse around to the entire daycare center. 100
