Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026–– me accepting the legal gala accepting the rising star award tonightstatic.klipy.comPearl Cries: PLEASE! I'M A STAR!ALT: Pearl Cries: PLEASE! I'M A STAR! 1161
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I got a jace token up to 40 loyalty the other day just to feel something 130
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026–– wish i were at home watching the rise and fall of sanctuary moon 😒 2150
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The statute of limitations on asking that question expires on Monday evening. 060
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026–– maybe the worst part of living in Boston is getting NH political ads 2110
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026–– why do i always watch the most messed up movies when i’m high 3160
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok grandpa let’s get you back to bed 100
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ok, bye, enjoy the view from your moral high ground. 011
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good thing I’m not in the UK and you don’t need to follow me then! 110
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026–– be the shirtless running guy you want to see in the world 123537
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We shall see. Maybe I cut the liner out… 010
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026–– bought three pairs of cute shorts from park & ronen, end of summer sale. they arrived today and they’re swim shorts. 😭 3150
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Hidden gem gay erotica” Call me by your name A single man 0120
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026–– worse than booktok people whose recommendations and “finds” just regurgitate what’s already been booker prize long listed are people who Cristopher Columbus well established classics as if everyone doesn’t already know about them. 3170
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026–– already loving A Night in the Lonesome October. all should have dog narrators. enough human stories. 070
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026–– am he high or just allergic to his dog? 21520
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– my puppy katsu turns two (2) tomorrow and i’m so sad he’s growing up too fast 1270
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Meanwhile the S&P is up 75% in five years. But I can’t play that in commander. 040
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– I really want to sell like 90% of my Magic card collection and consolidate it into a single Mox Sapphire or Ruby 090
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– five or so years ago I collected all ten dual lands (revised) and since then they’ve gone up in value 20%. 280
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026–– why is there no J Street in South Boston?! 320
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I read Dead Astronauts without realizing it was a loose sequel to this is. Man it melted my brain. 110
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026–– colleague today called me “eminently diplomatic” 😄 2161
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Never thought of that before but I think it’s profoundly true 020
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026–– “Many F.B.I. employees first learned about the hack when news reports about it surfaced on Tuesday … . The next day, F.B.I. staff received an email reminding them that October is cybersecurity awareness month, which struck some as tone deaf in light of the breach, one of those people said.”nytimes.comEmbarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its EmployeesIn an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees. 040
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ll give you a sponge bath while you game. 090
Alex thee Scallion @alextheescallion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Took his deck in one hand, moved his deck under the table. Drew his hand of cards (who knows how many) then put his deck back on the table. 000
