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Alexander

@alextheantichrist.bsky.social
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3h
The Judge: What man would not be a dancer if he could? It's a great thing, the dance. Wishbone as The Kid: Especially when they give you a treat for it!
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 4h
mortality is fun. A few wrong moves and this is what you end up with instead of a life
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 4h
I dreamt I cooked dinner for my imaginary beings
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♠ @perthwise.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
pleease help im kinda in trouble here thanks to anyone who donates gofund.me/e7538e529
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Donate to Please Help With My Hand Surgery!! So I Can Draw!!, organized by Perth W
Hi, I'm Perth (Jackie) and I'm a big idiot. I also need help with… Perth W needs your support for Please Help With My Hand Surgery!! So I Can Draw!!
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 13h
There are no chicken & waffles Oreos in any supermarket. This is my 9/11, except it’s worse because it’s happening to me
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 14h
chess is for tryhards, send tweet
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 15h
remember when they put gay porno in the commanding general’s power point? Classic
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 15h
what will I change the gym stereo to today? RAM RANCH
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 16h
The rains always bring Stormy back. I got her catnip! #breakfastofchampions
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 16h
The PRC is selling missile parts to the Houthis. I may live to see The End of Wahhabism.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My fun new oc, a lich from the Gilles de Rais
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Refer to Cardinal Cupich’s statement re: my feelings towards the DoD’s proposed execution.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Another busy day of work at the diarrhea factory
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The post-structuralist joke here is that Prof. Janice Irvine wrote about the movement’s capture and pivot away from TG/GNC individuals.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think I’m done demolishing this character for cheap jokes. Now she’s a strong empowered wombyn. I’m drawing her throwing her hat like Mary Tyler Moore. (thru gritted teeth) women’s lib means she’s allowed to enter the workforce
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am just not getting any dopamine today
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Silicon Valley guy: hello citizen. I have exited my blood chamber to inform you about computer
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That reminds me, I need to get an SD card adaptor for this computer so I can edit photos
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Else @else.social · 11/10/2026
hop 🪶
a black and white photograph of a yellow-rumped warbler hopping off a branch. it is barely off the branch, caught in the middle of motion, and the overall effect is a bit like it's levitating.
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Apollo @poliaths.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
stranger
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Barna @sakrafka.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Artemis II art I made while watching the splashdown #art #artemisII
A drawing of the goddess Artemis and the ship orion space craft floating in space towards the moon.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(:
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After You've Gone
Toshiko Akiyoshi · Early Numbers, Vol. 2 · Song · 2022
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
almond flour is the perfect binding agent. soon, I will create the perfect meatloaf
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” THANE OF CAWDOR: “what art this?” (broomstick thumping) shut the fuck up
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
okay I guess you three can live in the church janitor closet since you’re all straight 🎼 COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR! 🎵
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These stories flow really easily when you format them like a TV guide synopsis. Mabel orders a pair of X-Ray glasses from the back of Boy’s Life Magazine! Hilarity ensues after she wanders into the line for The Bataan Death March 🩻
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Don’t you ever just fall into the spirals?” “Do you mind? I’m on a lot of heroin.”
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Fedora Mabel, hypnokink extraordinaire” reads the laundromat patron off the business card
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Forest Whitaker, chuckling as he lights his tobacco pipe: you see Mabel, the magic was inside of you all along
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After falling asleep on the bus and getting isekai’d to a clothing store on the South Side, Mabel begins to suspect her new fedora is magic. Things take a turn for the worse when she begins using terms like “fedorable”
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mabel trying very hard to seduce a trilby wearing stage hypnotist by wearing a fedora
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lee Teter’s “Reflection” but instead of The Vietnam War Memorial it’s my character Mabel pressing her hand against the pane of glass on the closed down GameStop
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bearded vagrant in leopard print dress telling me to smoke weed; I think *you* need to!
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That lispy ABC reporter talking about bananas and beefy boys? He’s straight, that’s just what working for Disney does to you.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thin cis F with a feeder fetish? Excellent, she can’t leave me if I make her fat
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
10 dating app messages? sorry ladies, I need to grind for legend’s quest & monkey madness
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
some weirdo in the wildy is forcing players to “sit”. 6 beers deep, can’t be doing with all that
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you invented Aleister Crowley
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The news broadcasters are weeping like we’re in North Korea for Mike Ditka.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weretober2026 Day 9 - Dodo 🦤
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Meanwhile, at The Daley Center… oh man I thought you were that guy (points to guy with shitty neon yellow hair) oh I almost mistook you for that guy (points to nerd with acne and thick glasses)
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Don Giovanni, Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?” Hard Maybe.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everything is ready for the wedding, I got saltines, diet caffeine free RC Cola, and a cassette of Panic! At The Disco “High Hopes”
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hello it’s me, René Aubergine, I mean Odo. They paid me $50 on Cameo. Happy birthday to y
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re asking about the bond crisis sir STOP SIGN?!?
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw the presidential address the other day, he was talking in circles like a dementia patient which is just outstanding
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh boy I can’t wait to hear about racial social justice politics from an Indian TV writer in LA!
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The color grading, the focal length, 50 shots for a tight close up conversation of two talking heads, inconsistent characterization, the writer’s self-insert cuckoldry fantasy, misuse of the special effects budget, pacing, et allia. BAD!
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Lanterns” is the worst television program ever written, emblematic of everything wrong with TV.
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Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dreamt of a happy life where we were all friends
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