Reposted by AlexanderInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3hThe Judge: What man would not be a dancer if he could? It's a great thing, the dance. Wishbone as The Kid: Especially when they give you a treat for it! 022941
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 4hmortality is fun. A few wrong moves and this is what you end up with instead of a life 000
Reposted by Alexander♠ @perthwise.bsky.social · 13/10/2026pleease help im kinda in trouble here thanks to anyone who donates gofund.me/e7538e529gofund.meDonate to Please Help With My Hand Surgery!! So I Can Draw!!, organized by Perth WHi, I'm Perth (Jackie) and I'm a big idiot. I also need help with… Perth W needs your support for Please Help With My Hand Surgery!! So I Can Draw!! 3186288
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 13hThere are no chicken & waffles Oreos in any supermarket. This is my 9/11, except it’s worse because it’s happening to me 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 15hremember when they put gay porno in the commanding general’s power point? Classic 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 15hwhat will I change the gym stereo to today? RAM RANCH 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 16hThe rains always bring Stormy back. I got her catnip! #breakfastofchampions 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 16hThe PRC is selling missile parts to the Houthis. I may live to see The End of Wahhabism. 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My fun new oc, a lich from the Gilles de Rais 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Refer to Cardinal Cupich’s statement re: my feelings towards the DoD’s proposed execution. 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Another busy day of work at the diarrhea factory 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The post-structuralist joke here is that Prof. Janice Irvine wrote about the movement’s capture and pivot away from TG/GNC individuals. 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I think I’m done demolishing this character for cheap jokes. Now she’s a strong empowered wombyn. I’m drawing her throwing her hat like Mary Tyler Moore. (thru gritted teeth) women’s lib means she’s allowed to enter the workforce 110
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Silicon Valley guy: hello citizen. I have exited my blood chamber to inform you about computer 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That reminds me, I need to get an SD card adaptor for this computer so I can edit photos 000
Reposted by AlexanderBarna @sakrafka.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Artemis II art I made while watching the splashdown #art #artemisII 228280
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026(:open.spotify.comAfter You've GoneToshiko Akiyoshi · Early Numbers, Vol. 2 · Song · 2022 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026almond flour is the perfect binding agent. soon, I will create the perfect meatloaf 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” THANE OF CAWDOR: “what art this?” (broomstick thumping) shut the fuck up 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026okay I guess you three can live in the church janitor closet since you’re all straight 🎼 COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR! 🎵 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026These stories flow really easily when you format them like a TV guide synopsis. Mabel orders a pair of X-Ray glasses from the back of Boy’s Life Magazine! Hilarity ensues after she wanders into the line for The Bataan Death March 🩻 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“Don’t you ever just fall into the spirals?” “Do you mind? I’m on a lot of heroin.” 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“Fedora Mabel, hypnokink extraordinaire” reads the laundromat patron off the business card 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Forest Whitaker, chuckling as he lights his tobacco pipe: you see Mabel, the magic was inside of you all along 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026After falling asleep on the bus and getting isekai’d to a clothing store on the South Side, Mabel begins to suspect her new fedora is magic. Things take a turn for the worse when she begins using terms like “fedorable” 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mabel trying very hard to seduce a trilby wearing stage hypnotist by wearing a fedora 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Lee Teter’s “Reflection” but instead of The Vietnam War Memorial it’s my character Mabel pressing her hand against the pane of glass on the closed down GameStop 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Bearded vagrant in leopard print dress telling me to smoke weed; I think *you* need to! 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That lispy ABC reporter talking about bananas and beefy boys? He’s straight, that’s just what working for Disney does to you. 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Thin cis F with a feeder fetish? Excellent, she can’t leave me if I make her fat 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/202610 dating app messages? sorry ladies, I need to grind for legend’s quest & monkey madness 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026some weirdo in the wildy is forcing players to “sit”. 6 beers deep, can’t be doing with all that 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The news broadcasters are weeping like we’re in North Korea for Mike Ditka. 000
Reposted by AlexanderTaran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Weretober2026 Day 9 - Dodo 🦤 212204417
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Meanwhile, at The Daley Center… oh man I thought you were that guy (points to guy with shitty neon yellow hair) oh I almost mistook you for that guy (points to nerd with acne and thick glasses) 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Don Giovanni, Don’t You Know That You’re Toxic?” Hard Maybe. 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026everything is ready for the wedding, I got saltines, diet caffeine free RC Cola, and a cassette of Panic! At The Disco “High Hopes” 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hello it’s me, René Aubergine, I mean Odo. They paid me $50 on Cameo. Happy birthday to y 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’re asking about the bond crisis sir STOP SIGN?!? 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I saw the presidential address the other day, he was talking in circles like a dementia patient which is just outstanding 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026oh boy I can’t wait to hear about racial social justice politics from an Indian TV writer in LA! 000
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The color grading, the focal length, 50 shots for a tight close up conversation of two talking heads, inconsistent characterization, the writer’s self-insert cuckoldry fantasy, misuse of the special effects budget, pacing, et allia. BAD! 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Lanterns” is the worst television program ever written, emblematic of everything wrong with TV. 100
Alexander @alextheantichrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I dreamt of a happy life where we were all friends 000