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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 7h

how I want dems to govern if they ever get close to something like one party rule

a photograph of Lee Kuan Yew, former Prime Minister of Singapore, widely considered its "Founding Father." the photo is greyscale. Lee Kuan Yew has dark hair, is wearing a dark tie with a dark suit jacket and a light collared shirt.

alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

hmm @purrtah.bsky.social @beshearstan.bsky.social a text that's recently been sent to someone in Louisiana... (copied from electioncord)

a message from a political campaign. the message reads "political experts agree, if dems flip this ONE seat, they're guaranteed to flip the senate— we go from blue wave to Blue Cataclysm."

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

#CFC xabi just texted me the formation, thoughts 🤔

a soccer formation that does not contain a midfield

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

like the all american rejects; whether the slump, or rosenior's chelsea coaching career: it ends tonight!

a stylized line from Dante's Inferno, reading "Abandon Hope all ye who Enter Here"

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

It's time. #BlueCoOut www.teamtalk.com/chelsea/lege...

a poorly edited picture of diego simeone, or dawood bin harami, one of the most haram football managers on the planet second only to probably the footballing shaytan that is pep bordalas

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

@pwcdanica.bsky.social Mme. State Senator, I know that data center news is important, but i need your opinion on my unofficial DMV-DMZ of what is and isn't NoVA, as it affects your district. Broadly: if it is east of US-15, and north/ northeast of VA-234, it's NoVA. ie, Manassas is, Leesburg isn't.

A line segment overlaid on a google maps image of the DC metro region, including US-15, portions of I-66, and VA-234 in Northern Virginia. This is to imply a rough border of what is and isn't "Northern Virginia," or rather "places where Marylanders who work in Virginia flee before nightfall so we don't have to pay the car tax."

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

how i'm pulling up to work the next couple of years

a man is riding a black horse on a road in the United States. Unfortunately, the horse is walking on pavement which is really bad for their hooves.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

reject gruesome newsom, it's big boy hopeposting season

a meme of Illinois Governor JB Pritzker riding a horse with the implication he would rule the US as a Mongolian style empire

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Golden gate is on the western peninsula connecting San Francisco to Sausalito, north to south. The Oakland Bay bridge connects San Francisco to Oakland, West to East. Easy way to remember the bridges (as an american who endured our public school system) Golden Gate is red, Oakland Bay is grey.

a map of the San Francisco Bay Area, with major highway routes, river tributaries, and township names.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

he loves snuggling and watching youtube

a picture of a white dog with a light blue collar. the dog is laying on the couch, facing a tv that is not visible.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

"Republicans don't know hard times! When you get laid off from the coffee shop 'cause AI took your job and the tariffs made coffee $8 a cup, them's hard times!"

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Sucks for Eriksen but he survived cardiac arrest and Manchester United's worst season ever so good for him

A screenshot from the last gameweek of the 2024/25 EPL season. Manchester United played Aston Villa at Old Trafford. Christen Eriksen is bouncing the ball in anticipation of taking a penalty kick while two Aston Villa players look on with their hands on hips. A diving cheating portuguese rat is behind christian eriksen and is probably shitting his pants over how he didn't get to take the penalty.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

it's a matching/ strategy game we play in the Caribbean. 10 percent of it is actual skill, 90 percent of it is trash talking

a set of dominoes tiles, and a slighly opened wooden case.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Obviously things didn't end well between #CFC and Edouard Mendy, but as soon as that whistle in the 2021 UCL final sounded, and the camera panned to him, I cried. He almost retired early. On unemployment benefits. Then, one of the greatest recent goalkeeping performances in a cup run. Inspiring!

Former Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy cries tears of joy after the final whistle is sounded in the 2021 Champions League final against Manchester City. Chelsea won the game by a goal to nil.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

alright now that we're closer to the "start time" let's see what the weather will be like in the parade OH GOOD LORD

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

uhhhhhhh @ericmgarcia.bsky.social @51st.news @wamu.org pretty sure I just saw a near miss on an open source flight radar? PAT18 was at 1175 feet. WN2383 was at 1200 feet. Based on this image they were around a mile or less apart. This idiotic parade is gonna get people killed!

a screenshot from the website "airnavradar." The map is of the DC region, near the I-495 American Legion bridge. There are four aircraft in the image. There are three helicopters and one airliner. One of the helicopters, "PAT18" is very close to a commercial airliner, "WN2383." PAT18 is a UH-60 Black Hawk, and WN2383 is a Southwest Airlines flight.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

"The marines deployed to Los Angeles don't even have food to eat" uhh they just need to go to staples checkmate woke libs

a box of a multipack of crayola crayons. the joke being that marines eat crayons or something idk i am not a veteran it's a meme i see online.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

#CFC holy crap pardon the bad place screenshot but Delap to Chelsea could happen soon.

A screenshot from the other shit website from Italian soccer journalist Fabrizio Romano. To paraphrase, "Chelsea are prepared to sign Liam Delap soon after meetings with the striker. Delap has given his preference to the Chelsea project and is now expected to follow with formal steps including a 30 million British Pound release clause to be triggered."

There is a picture of the player, Liam Delap, pumping his fist in celebration. He is wearing a blue shirt and white pants. In the background, it is nighttime at a soccer stadium.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Okay Lincoln was probably bi and maybe a couple others were "super close" to their gardeners but you cannot tell me between this absolutely judgmental mug and the needing a gold and silk jet that this man is not fruity as fuck

the president, who is a fascist, sips diet coke from a glass with a straw while looking very heterosexual

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

No Man's Sky is an incredible game, but the shit you find sometimes is ridiculous. Like look at this fucking thing.

a screenshot from a video game. a very goofy looking bear koala elf thing is in the frame.

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alexrakefire @alexrakefire.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Not good enough. Have to hope Forest somehow drop points today or next week, and that we win our next two. Fine second half in terms of fight but that's about it. Outplayed by the better team. #CFC