Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Perhaps, for reasons, you would like to make text you write more expensive for any LLM to ingest. May I introduce adversarial tokenmaxxing: alex-parker.github.io/tokenmaxxer/ Increase the tokens needed to represent any text by 3-6 times. It seems that l33t may have been ahead of its time. 69735
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 07/02/2026“We’d like to thank some local organizations that helped sponsor this event tonight, including the City of Bellingham…” [applause] “… Village Books …” [applause] “… and the Bellingham Public Librar—“ [whooping, thunderous ovation] 1170
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker Cascadia Daily News @cascadiadaily.com · 25/12/2025More than 100 children in flood-hit communities received gifts and bags full of stocking stuffers on Christmas Eve as part of the nonprofit Whatcom Strong’s efforts to help families recover from the disaster.cascadiadaily.comGenerosity flows through Sumas on Christmas Eve | Cascadia Daily NewsToy giveaway, community dinner organized at local church 1166
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Presented at a shellfish growers conference today — a first for me. Showed our results of mapping the 3D dissolved oxygen distribution around a working oyster farm with one of our little robot boats, seen here at work with wildfire smoke and White Rock BC in the background. 170
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker Michele Bannister @astrokiwi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025New paper day! In 'Near-future rocket launches could slow ozone recovery', we show that scaling up use of launch vehicles 🚀 has a point where the healing of the ozone layer is affected 🧪🛰️ Open access, free to read & sharerdcu.beNear-future rocket launches could slow ozone recoverynpj Climate and Atmospheric Science - Near-future rocket launches could slow ozone recovery 824398
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I’ve been so excited by this news since the first time I heard it being circulated internally. Oh to be regarded by a whale. 090
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker Washington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 30/05/2025Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies. But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road. So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them. 24746324
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Cool, just now learning that the abstract that I published in 2020 on a low-cost tactile interface to enable sidewalk astronomy experiences for the blind and low vision was removed from the archive to preempt concerns about appearing too DEI. 610127
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker Michele Bannister @astrokiwi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025It's paper day! Led by grad students Rosemary Dorsey and Matthew Hopkins, we bring you a beautifully detailed study of how interstellar objects will be visible to @vrubinobs.bsky.social 🔭🧪arxiv.orgThe visibility of the Ōtautahi-Oxford interstellar object population model in LSSTWith a new probabilistic technique for sampling interstellar object (ISO) orbits with high efficiency, we assess the observability of ISOs under a realistic cadence for the upcoming Vera Rubin Observa... 1498
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker Washington State Climate Office @wastateclimate.bsky.social · 12/02/2025The Washington State Climate Office (WASCO) is now on Bluesky! Follow to be among the first to learn about WASCO announcements, research, newsletters, and general Washington climate and weather tidbits. 111517
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I once built robots designed to do this to asteroids. 060
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker Jess H̓áust̓i @jesshausti.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Last Friday, the coast guard brought our little Indigenous community 2 humans who had been adrift on a damaged sailboat for nearly 3 weeks before they were rescued. They arrived in Bella Bella with the clothes on their backs. 1316
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker DarkSapiens @darksapiens.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Well… Do ring particles count as micrometeoroids? 😅 science.nasa.gov/resource/shi...science.nasa.govShields Up - NASA ScienceBefore settling into orbit around Saturn in 2004, the Cassini spacecraft faced a white-knuckle ride through the plane of the planet’s rings. The spacecraft was bombarded with about 100,000 impacts fro... 022
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Video and audio of a meteorite impact on Earth! 1175
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 06/01/2025One of my trail cams regularly triggers around 8:45 in the morning with nothing obvious in the frame. Given that I evidently live on the forest moon of Endor I can only assume it’s a stealthy Ewok. 5254
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I found my first iPod in an old moving box — 20 years old now. I plugged it in and it booted right up and still has 3000 songs on it. 11964
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Broke 1000 followers tonight. I should probably post more! 2171
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 05/11/2024In non-election news, I won my first pitch contest this weekend. www.geekwire.com/2024/uber-fo...geekwire.com‘Uber for ocean intelligence’ startup wins Bellingham Angel Investors pitch competitionAstraeus Ocean Systems founder Alex Parker (left) receives an oversized $6,000 check for first place from event emcee and BAI member Jason Cohenour. 1161
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 31/10/2024If you’re willing to stretch the definition of “hot,” we may have just discovered a hot spring in the outer solar system on the dwarf planet Makemake. Preprint of the accepted paper: arxiv.org/abs/2410.22544arxiv.orgProminent mid-infrared excess of the dwarf planet (136472) Makemake discovered by JWST/MIRI indicates ongoing activityWe report on the discovery of a very prominent mid-infrared (18-25 μm) excess associated with the trans-Neptunian dwarf planet (136472) Makemake. The excess, detected by the MIRI instrument of the Jam... 45015
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I’m in Miami this weekend pitching my ocean observing startup. So far, two dozen lizards on the airbnb patio have heard the good news. 1190
Reposted by Dr. Alex Parker NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory @rubinobservatory.org · 08/10/2024We have a telescope!🤩 Last week, summit staff installed Rubin's primary/tertiary mirror. 🧪🔭 With all three mirrors & the commissioning camera in place, we officially—for the first time in 15 years of construction—have a complete telescope!🥳 Watch the time-lapse: youtu.be/6EWUpZG1pAM 314654
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 28/09/2024I maintain that these are the worst-branded LiPo batteries on the market. 0180
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Cleaning the robot boat today and discovered that the main payload locker had been transformed into the very cozy home of a very large spider. Autonomous but not uncrewed, I guess. 1170
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 23/07/2024Not now, Yellowstone. 2024 is interesting enough. 020
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 19/05/2024Me: Why is my phone always running out of storage space Also me: 1335046
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 15/05/2024I don’t know how many of you have been following the recent ridiculousness in the Washington State gubernatorial race, but this is an actual headline from today: 39706161
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 14/04/2024The reduced gravity research aircraft is a blank canvas for us this morning as we start integrating our final four experimental payloads for Project ESPRESSO’s final flight campaign. 0101
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 29/03/2024Only a handful of you might understand the full implications of this, but beeeeeeees 140
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 16/03/2024Saw Dune Part 2 at our local independent cinema last night. Seems they missed an opportunity here though. 2122
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 13/03/2024Submitted a proposal tonight, getting nice messages from my team. “Great job.” “Looks good.” “A bunch of gray whales are out eating the herring spawn right now.” “Fingers crossed!” 030
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 10/03/2024I’ve been out testing our Mk-II ASV this weekend. It needs a name, and all “Banana Boat/Bot” variants have been considered and rejected. 481
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Last week I took an outrigger canoe out from Hilo Bay to record Humpback whale vocalizations with a pair of towed hydrophones I built late last year. Their voices travel astonishingly far underwater, and even with no whales in sight I could hear multiple individuals singing. 181
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 03/02/2024Someone came to say hello and escort our boat for a while today. 160
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 28/01/202430 lbs of my 50 lb luggage limit for the vacation I’m leaving on tomorrow is given over to science equipment. Am I doing vacation right? 140
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 17/01/2024Experiments installed: ✅ Weather optimal: ✅ Crew prepared: ✅ Let’s go ESPRESSO! 0100
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Things I didn’t expect to learn from moving back to the northwest: what it feels like to step fully in a heap of bear scat while taking the trash out. 151
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 16/12/2023Kokanee-1 has been enjoying the surprisingly sunny mid-December weather. 120
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Catching up on tech debt** this morning **putting tools away 000
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Sailing with photons on Lake Whatcom, autonomously. 180
Dr. Alex Parker @alexparker.bsky.social · 15/10/2023I put the finishing touches on a couple prototype underwater acoustic modems earlier today, and learned that (a) they work shockingly well and (b) they sound like R2-D2 and a dial-up modem getting into an argument. 060