alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 02/06/2025So thrilled to learn about the existence of the clitoria flower 041
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I’ve been spelling kerb the American way this entire time :( 010
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Maybe I overuse it?? I say it when I mean I need to get myself together/prepare myself physically and Laura told me I was weird 100
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Learning that “I need to gird my loins” and “my undercarriage is damp” are not incredibly common turns of phrase 120
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 25/12/2024The Christmas antlers are what really did it (also ignore that I’m too small for my bathroom cabinet pls) 130
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I got a fuckass fringe and unintentionally made myself look like a short lottie matthews 250
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Cranberry sauce, brie, spinach, chopped walnuts toasted sandwich 010
Reposted by alex cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/11/2024this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women 934235939
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I may be a little fucked up,,,, but my taste???? Impeccable and off putting all at once 020
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 28/11/2024catholicism imbued me with severe levels of guilt and low self worth, but it also helped me cultivate a sick sense of decor, so it balances out 251
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I saw a car painted a bright blue without that metallic sheen that’s everywhere these days and wept 010
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Everything’s going to be fine, I just need to make it through the day and then I can make a big batch of pasta puttanesca with extra brine 030
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 19/11/2024One I perfect my slime I will get you special house shoes so your feet can be clean when you visit :) the shoes will not be filled with slime :) 120
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 19/11/2024one day I will work out how to leave a trail of slime and simply slug myself around 100
Reposted by alex laura @liraels.bsky.social · 18/11/2024which of you is the daughter of a jaguar who was turned into a couch and which of you is the ancient reincarnating vampire-witch, with a vendetta against said jaguar, currently inhabiting the body of jaguar-daughter’s ex girlfriend who pulled out and ate her own eye or however that whole thing goes 162
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Unholy unspeakable things Also I read that to the tune of boy like you by kesha and ashley tisdale 120
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 17/11/2024the simple joy of sitting :) on the floor :) on a circle rug :) under an orange lamp :) 040
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 10/11/2024If I didn’t have to also do some work this would be an optimal Sunday 020
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Bought some plants, cleared a garden bed, am making a toasted sandwich with brie, strawberries and rocket, and am going to see earth wind and fire :))) 130
alex @alexoloti.bsky.social · 09/11/2024sitting down to watch fun renegade show and immediately getting caught up in interpreting the mechanics of a woman only being able to fight back against injustice after a magically powerful man determines that she has faced sufficient hurt/danger 130
