iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

tried doing the 9 albums thing but they didn't have any of The OC soundtracks on there and i didn't want to be dishonest

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 1h

mr mamdani if you're gonna tear up every street in downtown brooklyn can you PLEASE also fix the Central Brooklyn Bike Highway (Dean St btwn Flatbush & Franklin)

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 2h

GayOC thirst trap got me yet again

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 11h

well so of course slathering cream cheese onto the hole-shaped food is almost comically erotic

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 01/10/2026

ive got the brains 👨‍🔬 💅 uve got the looks🧑‍🩰 let's make lots of moneyy

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 01/10/2026

people posting about "spooky season" unironically, i want to crawl into their brains and snuggle up there

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 01/10/2026

i'm still blasting Nine Inch Noize on the semi-reg, just fyi

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 30/09/2026

can't find my zyns, time to be a super-punk rebel (pretending to poop so i can juul in the airport)

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/04/2026

booze is short for boy ooze

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 30/09/2026

here's a new one for Alex's Malapropism Corner: a boy saying he's wanted to "full around" for some time now. repeated it, so no typo. maybe writing phonetic ozark dialect? these things trouble me.

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 30/09/2026

extremely grateful for my father's late transformation into Prius-driving Democrat but did he have to also become a Lawrence O'Donnell fan......... the Andy Borowitz shit was bad enough.......

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 30/09/2026

uncensored version of this is really quite good tbh

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 29/09/2026

call me a hopeless romantic but i'll never get hard if i don't know what your face looks like

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 27/09/2026

hi hello everyone this is what i look like still hungover in an eames chair

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 27/09/2026

if u get it u get it & if u don't u won't

u may think im too young to have played any commander keen, and that's sweet of u

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 27/09/2026

high school gf got hitched under the harvest moon 🥹

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 25/09/2026

something very very wrong, i can't stop listening to Levels (1991 Remix) by Avicii

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 25/09/2026

currently consumed by that horrible queasy feeling you get when you can't figure out how to draw the thing in your head out of your head & onto the page/canvas/screen/etc

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 24/09/2026

i'm so not a snob, okay, i just have thoughts like "you shouldn't buy a personality off the rack"

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 24/09/2026

well hinge is way off base then, babe, sorry

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 24/09/2026

musique concrete piece called "The Noises My Foam Roller Has Heard Me Make"

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 24/09/2026

a playlist at the intersection of new wave, new age, trance, & trip-hop for your autumnal ruminations

music.apple.com

sundown kween by Alex Minton on Apple Music

Playlist · 46 Songs

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 24/09/2026

occasionally i will 'shop a selfie to correct for lens distortion or fix my eyeline but any time i try some major cosmetics — like, what if i had more reasonably-sized ears or fuller eyebrows — i'm like yikes, nope, bizarre, dumbo ears are correct

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 01/11/2025

montessori? aint that the fag from the smiths?

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/03/2025

the WOKE smiths: this charming WOMAN. there is a GAY that ALWAYS COMES OUT. frankly MRS shankly. meat is murder. cemetry GAYS.

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

PEOPLE/INDY.GIF

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 23/09/2026

heathrow bad airport. ugly, annoying

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 23/09/2026

the thing about London & New York being almost interchangeable is that sure, it hasn't really felt like i went On Vacation but also i'm like, why am i not spending my exorbitant rent on living the same life here

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

PEOPLE/MADONA.GIF

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 22/09/2026

actually so glad to be leaving London tomorrow, there's too much eye candy on the streets here during a family trip, the lil chihuahua in my head is goin yapyapyapyapyap

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 21/09/2026

good afternoon america, this is what i looked like earlier on a bridge with the shard & a very teeny tower bridge in the b.g.

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 21/09/2026

oh no this boy at the tate was so cute asking me to take his photo "with this beautiful matisse" (the snail) & if i weren't with my family he was giving me such an easy in...... he better get on grindr while we're here, missed connection

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 20/09/2026

it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to learn that Hold Me To The Light has that beat + muddy washes of lowpass delay bc Carly Rae is a huge Burial fan

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 19/09/2026

at a KU (american) football game in London, my dad is living a dream i don't think he ever dared to dream

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 18/09/2026

radisson logo on a stone turret is quite frankly a flagitious sin

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 18/09/2026

no im not autistic im just odd. don't erase my kind.

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 18/09/2026

what i guess i didn't count on this time is a wedding reminding me hard that ive only found marriageable love once & we both kinda screwed that up tho i never even wanted to get married anyway but it'd be nice to put mom & dad on the spot w speeches & also to brag to my friends & fam about someone

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 17/09/2026

one must maintain the Hope that this time the hotel coffee pods will be Good

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 15/09/2026

anhedonia but just for all my usual podcasts

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 15/09/2026

blank check scorsese series is as predicted a snooze. yep this ones great. yep this one too. yep this one too. call me when they get to SILENCE tho

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 15/09/2026

tea honestly just doesn't cut it as a breakfast drink

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 14/09/2026

drag name Sweaty Pecorino

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'jandro @alexithymia.xyz · 14/09/2026

notable how gay guys can be the most saucer-pupilled tongue-lolling popgirl airheads who're like "what's a star war" but we all love lord of the rings

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