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alexis

@alexispiatkowski.bsky.social
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i’m cooler on the internet | philadelphia sports enthusiast | she/her

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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’M GET BLACK OUT DRUNK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT THE FARG SIDNEY CROSBY YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
this is genuinely how it feels watching the phillies
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
i really thought there i was gonna have march down to cbp and fight that fan myself
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“oh look it’s that little boy!” nana just said in reference to andrew painter
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
right right OF COURSE @thejawnoftime.bsky.social
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Amending my earlier statement:
Scene from avengers

Thanos: The Stone demands a sacrifice 

Below: the Sixers being pushed to their death by the Flyers
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FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
feels so good to hate again. I've missed this. I've missed us hating as one.
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
THE FLYERS BABY THE FLYERS
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
nothing can ever be easy can it
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
PORTER MARTONE DOING MIRACLES ONE ME
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
SANNY!!!!!
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
god he is so funny
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
oh trust me i know. my dad goes to like one game a year with me and he always is saying “they still didn’t fix it?!?!?” 😭😭😭
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
maybe in between the periods the flyers will remember what a good power play is
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a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
spreading my joy (distress) to everyone 💖
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
evgeni malkin you will begin to cough in three days
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
oh they put sanny in jail because they have to protect sid’s old, brittle bones ☹️
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
JAMIE DRYSDALE IS YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN SIDNEY CROSBY
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
well my heart didn’t stop from stress during the first period so obviously things are going pretty well!
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
in non flyers related news i did wait in line for 3 hours to get this for record store day this morning. i got the second to last one. the vibes couldn’t be higher!!!!
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Kelly @theflyerbitch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
WAKE UP BABE ITS PLAYOFF GAME 1 DAY
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
GOOD MORNING HAPPY FLYERS PLAY A PLAYOFF GAME DAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
next time franklin stands next to ai, iverson should be allowed to fight him i think
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i just saw a man wearing a *checks notes* ben simmons shirsey ??????
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
my children, denver barkey and porter martone, ringing the bell tonight 😀🫵🏻
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
wearing my joel embiid shirt rn is giving “please ask me about my dead wife” WIN IT FOR HIM SIXERS WIN IT FOR HIM
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
me winning the harry styles ticketmaster war but not the flyers playoff ticketmaster war is kinda insane if you think about it
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Steve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sidney Crosby is WEAK on crime
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
wait 👀 playoffs mean we get flyers wag jackets 👀
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
GIRL WHO IS GOING TO BE OK (i cried actual tears when the flyers clinched)
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i’m genuinely going to start crying
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
finally got the flyers game on and i feel genuinely sick to my stomach :))))
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
marsh picking it up and contemplating eating it lmaooooo honestly same i feel that on a spiritual level
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the flyers are one win away from clinching a playoff spot
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a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .
Alt: gif of big bird knocking down a door, you cannot see his head
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
and here is where i jinxed the flyers tonight bc i said i was ready to drop crazy money on playoff tickets over some crab rangoon pizza 💔
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
lots of leftovers for tomorrow too OBVIOUSLY 💅🏻✨
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Had a Polish feast with my Polish queen @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social actually
A huge tray with red and white checked paper with two kielbasa links, 10 pierogis (cheesesteak and potato), Caramelized onion, apple sauce, sliced and buttered bread, beets, and various condiments. A small bowl of pickle soup is on the bottom right of the table
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Marcus of Instagram fame pointing at a rock with an eagles logo on it saying, I dont like this rock Robert, it's pissing me off
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
did @thejawnoftime.bsky.social punch a kid for me to get this pin? the world may never know. best christmas gift ever. (and spongboob too can’t forget him)
a screenshot of a text thread with a picture of a jared mccain and vj edgecomb pin with them holding basketballs in the black throwback jerseys. the text thread reads “Phillies could never do such a cute giveaway (for adults)” “OH MY GOD?!?!?? PUNCH A KID AND GET ME ONE” with the crying emoji reacting to the last message the jared mccain and vj edgecomb pin from the previous picture along side a keychain of a poorly drawn spongebob with the name “spongboob” under it on an orange philadelphia flyers lanyard
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i’m sorry what the hell just happened
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i put the monsters inc broadcast on for *checks notes* 20 minutes and then had to turn it off bc it felt like i was on drugs 😔✋🏻
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
blurry blob holding a gun in one hand and a red solo cup in the other
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”
no free feet
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
MARSH?!?
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alexis @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
#needthat i mean… he needed that! sorry sorry trying to delete
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