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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 4h

CITY FANS: (minding our own business) RIVAL FANS: "U know what you are U know what you are Cheating bastards U know what you are" CITY FANS: "We know what we are We know what we are We're cheating bastards We know what we are!" RIVAL FANS: "Oh my God, you're shameless!" Cracks me up every time.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11h

There's a system in place to deal with these cases and it is being followed. We didn't put that system in place. The Premier League did. Their rules. And you moaning about it and complaining that these rules should be bypassed because you're hungry for blood is pretty damn ironic and laughable.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Well, we're coping well, and are quite fine. Strangely, that seems to be a problem for some people.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Reading what the journalists are putting out there and listening to the pundits, one is reminded that educated fools are a real thing. They are often no different from the lowest common denominator of among fans out there. The difference is that they have the privilege of a bigger platform.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Really? Wasn't Chelsea penalised for so-called 'cheating'? What about Everton? What about Leicester? What about when Liverpool stole our scouting data? What about when Juventus went down 20 years ago for match-fixing after colluding with refs? And yet, football is still very much here. Interesting.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Well if being accused of cheating or as you prefer to put it, being caught cheating, is not hard times, then let us enjoy our win, thank you very much. And by the way, the legal process to determine if we are guilty or not is still ongoing, as it has been for years. Cool your horses.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I see people out there saying Manchester City fans are shameless for celebrating their club's win at Anfield today and that we are ruining football. As long as there are fans who love their club through thick and thin, and still find joy in the hardest of times, football is alive and well.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Manchester City beating Liverpool 3-0 at Anfield today.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Job done. Hope our beautiful fans get home safe.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The commentators are barely talking about the game and the atmosphere now. We're back to the charges. Now they're saying that it's unfortunately our players and fans who have to suffer through this. But all week they've been relishing the idea of humiliating our players and fans today. Clowns.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hearing the deflation in Gary Neville's voice is oddly arousing.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We're better than these jokers but all the nonsense is having a negative effect on our game. That's to be expected. So I'm not going to knock our players for that. Just hoping they can get over it for the second half and take the game to these clowns.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trying not to think about that. Fingers crossed.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The way I see it the pressure is on Liverpool. Imagine their fans and the entire world wanting them to beat us. If they do, that's OK, they had the whole planet behind them. But if they bottle it under the burden of expectation, I will be laughing at the useless cnuts.

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Yardie Ball @yardieball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

According to Sofascore, Bunny Shaw's ball-carrying against Mexico was a constant outlet for the Reggae Girlz, "with 11 ball carries and 104.1 metres of progressive distance, including a best single carry of 36.1 metres."

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

'Freed from Desire' by Gala, released in 1996. The song that became one of the biggest football anthems of all time.

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GALA - Freed from desire [Official 4K Video]

YouTube video by DO IT YOURSELF

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We're talking about the same Roxanne, right? From down the road?

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me too. She doesn't have to put on the red light, sell her body to the night, wear that dress tonight, and walk the streets for money. My mind is made up on this.

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The Police - Roxanne (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

'El Tiburon' (The Shark) by the Dominican and American group, Proyecto Uno, released in 1993. Well, it's not about the shark you find in the sea. This shark is the guy in the disco that swoops in and steals the girl you are trying to dance or hook up with. The song was a massive Latin dance anthem.

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Tiburón 🦈 - Proyecto Uno [Video Oficial]

YouTube video by JN Music Group

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Manchester City, what is your body language?

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sam 'The Percolator' Coffey put in a very good shift for Manchester City Women today. Bubbling.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Look who's talking. I was just here minding my own business.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Manchester City Women came from a goal down twice to win this game. We find a way. Bunny Shaw had a bad game. We still won. Because we are not a one-woman team. Andree Jeglertz changed another game with his substitutions. The Lauren Hemp masterclass continues. We don't listen to the noise.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I guess you're just going to keep posting at me to cope with your L.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bunny having a nightmare of a game and still managing to score. She is inevitable.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Kerstin Casparij, we appreciate you.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A decent first half of football between Manchester City Women and Arsenal. Arsenal have pressed better than us and looked more dangerous. But here we are at half-time and it is even-stevens at 1-1. Because we find a way. May we continue to find a way in the second half.

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Yardie Ball @yardieball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Gareth Taylor took that style of play to Liverpool, so Khiara won't be unlearning any of it any time soon. It's a stress the fans of teams like City and Liverpool just have to learn to live with. But you never learn to control the panic when your goalkeeper has the ball at her feet under pressure.

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Yardie Ball @yardieball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Khiara Keating is a talented goalkeeper but mistakes like the one in the first half that led to United's goal are holding her back. It's not her fault. She was indoctrinated to play those risky passes when she was at City. Yamashita, at City, takes the same risks but gets away with them more.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sing it to the tune of 'Kumbaya, My Lord.' Raise your hands like you're in church, City fans 😉. And surrender it all to him, my brothers and sisters: One one five, my lord, One one five. One one five, my lord, One one five. One one five, my lord, One one five. Oh lord, one one five.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If the "115" process continues for another five years I think many of our rival fans will go clinically insane. A genuinely amusing prospect.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

'Doo Wop (That Thing)' by Lauryn Hill, released in 1998. Lauryn Hill starred alongside Whoopi Goldberg in the movie Sister Act 2 which was released in 1993. She was between 17 and 18 years old when the movie was filmed.

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Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) (Official HD Video)

YouTube video by laurynhillvevo

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Worst case scenario is if the irrefutable evidence be like: "We are not, we’re not really here, We are not, we’re not really here!"

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

'Moliendo Café' (Grinding Coffee), released by Azúcar Moreno in 1992. The song was written in Venezuela in 1958 and over the decades has been performed by many musicians and singers, particularly Latin American ones. But Azúcar Moreno is actually a Spanish sister duo.

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Azúcar Moreno - Moliendo Café

YouTube video by YouMoreTv - Espectáculo

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's times like these that the ignorance of the masses is on full display.

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Has there ever been such an overdramatic, grievance-fueled wankfest as the current "115" media frenzy in the history of football?

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Alexis Monteith @alexismonteith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not sure it helps either party at this point.

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