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“alex”

@alexinquotes.bsky.social
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I’m not like other Chicago gays!! I’m from California!

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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I added you
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
And so are the Smiths to be fair!
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m something of a bad bunny myself…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pipes froze so I went to the hardware store to do something about it and then my car battery died in the parking lot and then I tried jumping it and that didn’t work and then I waited 4 hours for triple A to show up. Picture from before all this went down.
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Chess dot com. I got a subscription to chessly for Christmas to learn openings. I like “GothamChess” on YouTube, specifically the “slow run” series. I’m pretty new too, but have been slowly climbing into the 600 elo range.
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Wearing this stupid little belt because my pathetic QL muscle can’t stop getting injured during a simple Romanian deadlift
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The only way I will last on this site is by playing a game “cute or mute” where I decide to mute strangers if their selfie caption annoys me (or they are exceptionally ugly)
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Can someone tell instagram to eliminate those stupid pfp bubbles that actually obscure the corners of an image
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Not really
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
firmly committed to occasionally posting selfies here
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My beginner tennis lessons are over 🙁
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Not the chairs at Immm Thai being covered in cum…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🤔 or you’re an ahistorical moron
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ah yes, the oppression of gay people was caused by *checks notes* gay people!
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The urge to nair my shoulders is growing…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
How do I submit my bunny pic
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
🫨
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
lol, what’s it called? I just manually add my data into the health app idk if a wireless thing would really be that much nicer
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Close! 123/72…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Guess my blood pressure
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Listening to an audiobook about persuasion and negotiation and I feel like a Sim working on the charisma skill
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Whatever works!
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Live your truth king
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Well yes
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Guy who wants attention: “I’m bulking”
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Tripod+rear facing camera is actually goated
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
hello nyt crossword enjoyer
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
rectal swab with lube can I spit on the rectal swab raw dogging rectal swab reddit
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Low key feel like I gotta freak it until I don’t know what I’m freaking for
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My once quarterly blue sky post
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Nerfing my own hotness by buying more plushies
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Nipple day at the gym
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You put me on to bbl YouTube, and I will be envious
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
That’s enough fb marketplace for today
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
🫨
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Um actually sweetie he was on a bike and even tho I didn’t see his face he seemed hot
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I know the weather was good as hell today bc all the gay boys were riding their scooters in Andersonville
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
1 like and I take the tank top off
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Could the dark storm hackers attack me next
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The lib maxing is part of why I couldn’t keep up with Bluesky…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ever since I was a little online girl, I knew that I wanted to consume the internet in a perfectly righteous way so as to defeat fascism
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Sorry I haven’t been posting here…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’m a very serious gamer I can’t help it
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I was at like 7 life points when I miraculously finished off James
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Oh!
media.tenor.com
a woman is standing in front of a curtain talking to another woman .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a curtain talking to another woman .
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
How do people go to the gym in the morning when it feels like -4 degrees outside…
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
wfh fit
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I don’t fault anyone for their aspirations! 😌
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“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You wanna be me so bad…😉
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