“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Pipes froze so I went to the hardware store to do something about it and then my car battery died in the parking lot and then I tried jumping it and that didn’t work and then I waited 4 hours for triple A to show up. Picture from before all this went down. 1401
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Wearing this stupid little belt because my pathetic QL muscle can’t stop getting injured during a simple Romanian deadlift 0110
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The only way I will last on this site is by playing a game “cute or mute” where I decide to mute strangers if their selfie caption annoys me (or they are exceptionally ugly) 0160
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Can someone tell instagram to eliminate those stupid pfp bubbles that actually obscure the corners of an image 1110
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026firmly committed to occasionally posting selfies here 3640
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Ah yes, the oppression of gay people was caused by *checks notes* gay people! 0181
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Listening to an audiobook about persuasion and negotiation and I feel like a Sim working on the charisma skill 030
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025rectal swab with lube can I spit on the rectal swab raw dogging rectal swab reddit 1200
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Low key feel like I gotta freak it until I don’t know what I’m freaking for 070
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I know the weather was good as hell today bc all the gay boys were riding their scooters in Andersonville 2250
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Ever since I was a little online girl, I knew that I wanted to consume the internet in a perfectly righteous way so as to defeat fascism 1529
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. 1914
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025How do people go to the gym in the morning when it feels like -4 degrees outside… 6380
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024At 7pm the past few nights I get the chills, I need to get in bed in sweatpants, my robe, and a heating pad until my internal temperature reaches 165F…is that good? 050
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My body is like a raising cane’s chicken tender. A little bland but juicy enough to get the job done. 4443
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Crying on my drive to get coffee because I am listening to hyper ballad by bjork 🙂↕️ 5511
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Just found out this post got me added to a list called “Bunny People” 0120
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 27/12/2024My sister organized family photos today and hired a makeup artist for herself and my mom…I have no choice but to queen out with her by talking about the Beyoncé halftime show 1360
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 26/12/2024In: crushing on people Out: referring to them as “my crush” 0220
Reposted by “alex”VGC PROPAGANDIST (Peter) @abraxasvgc.bsky.social · 23/12/2024You open this website and are immediately assaulted with a picture of a 37 yo in a pup mask 5392
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Day 1 of having a 3 and 5 year old in my house for the holidays 040
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Triaceplasty, bicep implants, laser hair augmentation, nipple enlargement, and haircut 21370
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Someone told me they don’t celebrate Christmas religiously…girl does anyone? 0100
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Just remembered when I showed my friends my home office and how they wouldn’t stop calling it the Gooncave 1310
“alex” @alexinquotes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I look good here but then I think…hmm is it because you can’t see anything? 71022
