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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 4h

Why are there so many unfunny car insurance ads?

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I learned something fun about the true meaning of Columbus Day!

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In honor of this week’s announcements, here’s the worst Nobel prizes part 3

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Live shows coming up in DC, Seattle, and Boise

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Your shoe size is barley and three more fun facts

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh Jill the pillsbury dough hole goes DEEP. There's a girl, parents, kids, even pillsbury dough pets. Worse, they live in a "modern doughhouse revival" house that cost 1,000,000 biscuits meaning their building material and currency ARE THEIR FLESH. Also zero bathrooms?

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You can achieve an hourglass figure by simply wearing a sombrero and clown shoes.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also my puzzle this week features dirty Australian slang and people were not ready. connectionsplus.io/game/6ptleO

A connections-style puzzle featuring words like "pound town" and "bee's dick" because I'm not the New York Times so I can get away with shit like that.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was trying to figure out how I managed to play so much Oregon Trail without ever learning a single thing about the event and I think I got there? Maybe? I have a theory at least. mailchi.mp/429ceccb868d...

A picture from the Oregon Trail after you finish the game and make it to Oregon. It's beautiful and yet somehow contains nothing of why a person would go to Oregon, what they found when they got there, and who owned the land they were wagoning through the whole time.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

YES! I love it when a plan comes together. See you next week!

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Live shows coming up in Washington, DC, Seattle, and Boise

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It feels like illegal collusion the way all insurance companies decided to make excruciatingly unfunny commercials at the same time.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that also happened with the 1906 prize in medicine so at least it's on brand for the committee

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Huge news out of the premier league. If Man City had any fans I'd say you should reach out and check on them.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That’s not how elevator escape hatches work

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The one thing Flock cameras are best at is showing how many police officers are creepos

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the most interesting thing and I'm annoyed I only found out after I made the video. That would have been great to add.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Australian toilets don’t spin backwards

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Unfun facts: the worst Nobel prizes

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Let he who is without sin cast the ring into the fires of Mt. Doom

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Soccer announcer just said "thou shalt not pass" which is an amazing mashup. From that famous scene where Jesus faced down the balrog I guess.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ohhh I never get to do this but my neighbors were at this movie a couple rows behind the fight and they said THIS GUY was on his phone and somebody tapped him and asked him to stop and then he told them to fuck themselves. Later they asked him a second time and he pepper sprayed them.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this would fit perfectly in 1/3 of a 90 second video

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see all these jokes about him

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What do the different expiration dates mean?

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Unfun fact: Cruise ships have morgues

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Okay wait so in the Emperor's New Clothes he believes smart people see the fancy suit but stupid people see right through it so he went outside believing that all his dumbest subjects were about to see his whole dick and balls and that was fine.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ghosts can be whatever size they want!

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not calling these ghost pumpkins is a shocking miss.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm hoping to do a little Europe run as part of my book tour next year. If they'll let me.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was curious what the number on my shoe size represented and it turns out we measure shoes barley because people are very silly. If that doesn't sound like I could write a 600+ word newsletter about that then think again! us2.campaign-archive.com?u=26c4221dde...

A picture of barley, a measure of foot size for some reason.

A foot-measuring Brannock device. This sheds no light on the barley situation.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People are saying wild stuff about Locks of Love.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Another surprisingly good question from dummies to ask.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A sneeze isn’t 1/8 of an organism.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

3 things that are actually getting better

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is way too much spoo and not enough ork

A fancy spork that's mostly spoon with just the tiniest little fork bits at the end

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well first, amazing description of me. Second, I wasn't happy with the quality I was getting from that supplier so I had to wind it down until I can figure a way to make better stuff at the right scale. Sorry!

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The secretary bird is f-ing ridiculous.

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What really happened to Goldilocks

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it'll require more testing to know for sure!

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