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Alex Copeland

@alexcopeland.bsky.social
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Florida man. Sad man. Hungry man.

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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I heard someone say that Maga loves Sidney Sweeney because she looks pre-roofied. It was me... I heard me say it.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Anyone want to go with me? I know, I know... It's a school night.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride, fam! Holler if you need me.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Just got done with my "happy mother's day" phone call with my mom. She told me I'm a bad father, and that I'm good for nothing because I don't have a 9-5 job. So at least I know not to bother calling next year. Phew. Glad that's over.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Go to the oviedo mall and buy some comics!
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Today is a rough day. I'm not having any fun. Probably should just play some fuckin video games, smoke a joint, and then go to bed early.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
What the hell is a Benson boon?
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Miss me with that met gala whatever... Fuckin can't read the room, rich kid bullshit...
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Just rolled credits on Blue Prince. It's... Not over? God, I wish I knew anyone playing this game.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is the nicest Star wars day post you'll ever see from me: the best thing it ever did was inspire the 2 skinnee js. youtu.be/5K5khccGyPw?...
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I'm convinced the only death bed regret I'm likely to have is that I didn't listen to Pixies as much as I should have. Like, I spent a lot of time with ugly kid joe, and silver chair. Could have been listening to pixies the whole time! Dumbass younger me.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I just had a big breakthrough in blue prince, but I don't know anyone else who plays it so it's just a small, quiet, personal victory that I celebrate alone...
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
P.s.a. I will no longer be accepting workout or weight loss advice at this time.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I got a couple extra tickets to see Brother Ali tonight here in Winter Park. Hit me up if you want to go.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Haven't been this happy in a minute. Love that pirate ship.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So jd Vance killed the Pope?
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy high holiday to all those who celebrate! Fuck Easter though. Fuckin diabetes inducing bullshit...
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
On another episode of "every accusation an admission: www.wfla.com/news/local-n...
wfla.com
Former New College official accused of exposing himself to mall employees
A New College of Florida official and former spokesperson for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was arrested Tuesday and charged with exposure of sexual organs.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I wish I knew somebody playing Blue Prince. This game is a trip, and I can't really explain it to anyone. Partly because of spoilers and partly because it's hard to describe.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I got a new table... Not sure I have any friends left to play board games on it, but hey it's a great way to display reading material.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
As far as the eye can see, it's just girls in bikinis and boys with no shirts on. Happy fox day, fam. Iykyk.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Fox day! Who is going to the picnic?
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Sometimes you just gotta walk around in the woods and throw stuff with like minded homies. shout out @ianif.bsky.social
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Good luck out there everybody. Call me if you need me to cover bail or if anyone starts throwing bricks.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My buddy, @joshuabegley.bsky.social absolutely crushing it in the Orlando literary scene.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Love seeing Murs last night. Gonna miss him!
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Art crawl! Hit me up if you want to park in my yard this weekend for the art festival.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Winter Park is fire right now. Look at this absolute hottie I went to the wine room with.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Winter Park breakfast. Being jealous is perfectly natural.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
¡VAMOS! No. It wasn't a fluke. We are that good. youtu.be/3hgd4dG_xoI?...
youtu.be
2025 NWSL Highlights | Orlando Pride 6, Chicago Stars 0
YouTube video by Orlando Pride
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I was out riding my skateboard and on my way home I accidentally went to a college baseball game. #freebord
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Does anyone know of a service or a website, or hell, even a drug that will help me learn less about the tate brothers?
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I don't give a shit that chick-fil-a changed their fries because I don't eat that homophobic christian garbage in the first place. If you are upset I suggest you unlearn some shit.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The early bird catches the corduroy.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I'm about to get on a plane... It was nice knowing some of you.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Me and my lady friend always come correct to a Spider-Man themed birthday party for a 2 year old.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentine's day is dumb. Normalize romantic gestures without the pressures of social mores.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but something stinks on tiktok ever since the return from the ban. I don't know who the fuck Brooke and Jubal even are, but I'm certain they are involved.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Wax off!
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Wax on!
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Look, fuck the chiefs... But I'll be damned if I get caught saying anything nice about the Eagles.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I just pronounce it "balatro."
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Zen and the art of snowboard tuning.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Everyones complaining about the PlayStation network being down and they are not even able to play the games that they own on disk. Like, I'm glad even physical media doesn't work because at least I still don't have to get up. #psn #playstationnetworkoutage
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Surely I'm not the first person to think that if companies and orgs re-named their DEI departments "the Donald Trump office of unity and super patriotism" they could just carry on unmolested.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My response to the teaser trailer for the new fantastic four movie: "I'm as whelmed as I've ever been."
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The Grammys are trash but Doechii is the shit.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Normalize spitting on cyber tucks.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Nepotism is actually what they accuse DEI of being.
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Alex Copeland @alexcopeland.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Florida is dope... Too bad it's also full of dopes. Anyway, here's my moment of zen for the day:
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