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Alexandria

@alexandria.bsky.social
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communist. third responder. twitter.com/bitchthot420

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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 16h
metamucil makes poops come out like crazy #retweet
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
girlfriend hoodies don't have the same alluring cocksmell that the boyfriend hoodie does
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I stay winning BTW #Xbox
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Really really funny that I took the trouble to pack my camera and buy spare batteries for my NYC trip and never once took it out of my bag. Should probably use the coming fall weather to get some hikes in to take some classic Alex pictures of rocks.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Death Note (2007) Series Finale
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are there any birds that don't lay eggs? Probably. “Rule of the Exception.” But scientists would probably turn around and say, “Actually, that's not a bird. It just looks like one.” Like what they did with whales and dolphins in regard to fish.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have successfully spread my DS9 autism from my friends to their friends like a social contagion
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this cost $121.65 at the grocery store. how the fuck am i supposed to feed my found family? @realdonaldtrump
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Forgot to post anything here about my NYC trip. Was really fun and honestly kind of eye-opening about how unfulfilling I find living in the South to be. I meant to take more pictures but I kept forgetting my camera at the apartment when I went out. 😓
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this guy is wrong and problematic. ATTACK!
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
DSA is seemingly becoming more politically relevant due to the success of politicians who are not even members of the org. Even the ones that are (Mamdani) seem totally independent from the organization. Seems like DSA should ask itself: how do they work toward their disavowal having influence?
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Americans simultaneously have the least revolutionary potential in their domestic politics as well as the largest influence over the entity that limits the revolutionary potential of other nations.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
weeklong vacations are to remind you of how fucking awesome it feels to be unemployed on someone else's dime
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If I can get my shit sorted in time I will be in NYC the week of 8/17. If you have plans to execute me this would be the ideal opportunity.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are there any birds that don't lay eggs? Probably. “Rule of the Exception.” But scientists would probably turn around and say, “Actually, that's not a bird. It just looks like one.” Like what they did with whales and dolphins in regard to fish.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every seven years white people must commit a racial pon farr. This historically manifested itself as an outburst of slurs on Xbox Live, but has more recently begun moving toward acts of cuckoldry.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
POV you're being approached by a DSA sex pest
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It was always a joke to think Mamdani would actually arrest Netanyahu. He simply doesn't have the authority. Even on a logistic level, how does he go about extraditing him?
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2026 Mao Pamphlet: Liberal Wokescolding is not conducive to a revolutionary movement.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
logging onto project gorgon
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Scahill always finds himself with terrible coworkers because american journalists are either smart enough to have no principles and defend the status quo, or dumb enough to be uncritically contrarian to the detriment of their career. One with principles can unfortunately only work with the latter.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Slopulist boot camp
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Presidential debates in 2043
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There are many things to reflect on in this whole fiasco, but can one of them please be an abandonment of centering so-called “non-toxic” machismo in any left wing politics?
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Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[Q] What body part do you hate to have fall asleep? [A] the teeth [2007]
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
babe your bpd is showing
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
for national bpd awareness day make sure to tell your bpd gf that you're aware they don't really love you and they can stop pretending
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
thoughts on it/its pronouns? i feel like they'd really fit you.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
they're calling them the transiest tits they've ever seen
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
the foolish boner erects itself at inopportune times
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Newposter @newposter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Another portrait commission done!
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
are there freaks out there running ffxiv 1.0 servers
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
[zoomer trump] we all love getting high as hell with our friends, don't we folks?
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
we all need to start going after plural people like crazy #thenexttarget #getem
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
gaining #weight
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muis @muis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
raiden turn the game console off right now #metalgearsolid
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
fuck it..
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
playing under a bridge
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Been really itching for getting into an MMO recently and I'm kind of disappointed that there don't seem to be many good options beyond going back to FFXIV. WoW has no soul anymore, PSO2 has been completely ruined, and everything else is a kind of Black Desert-esque nothingburger.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Logitech: Bring back the best MMO mouse ever made. There is no true replacement for this perfection.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
[coworker dressed in Hatred (2015) attire] 🤓👆Erm, ackshually, according to Adam Ruins Everything Season 1 Episode 4, one need only shower once per week. [me, not wanting to be a victim once he inevitably goes postal] Toootally. Hey [muffled gag], can I add you on Discord? :)
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I suppose passkeys and 2-factor authentication have made strong passwords slightly superfluous, but it is shocking how many websites have strict character limitations on what your password can be. 16 character maximum and no spaces is mind boggling to me in 2026.
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
if they could somehow incorporate anime into baseball they would permalock the autistic audience
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You sent yourself to war! You joined after the 2003 invasion of Iraq! Your parents didn't want you to join! You did it anyway!
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
it's important to hear the birds sing
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
[age regressed joe rogan] jamie can yew googoo dat
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
new get
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
it's gay husband summer
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Alexandria @alexandria.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
time to see if this shit's a gimmick or for real
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