alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why is there no big budget movie about Mother Jones? 000
Reposted by @alexanderkovack.bsky.socialArloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dinosaur fact. All dinosaurs are cool. From the extinct non avian dinosaurs to all our modern day avian dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are cool. You’re uncool if you don’t think dinosaurs are cool. 4738
Reposted by @alexanderkovack.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇 1105329882
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Want to know yourself? Read a little about the Straw Hat Riots and ask yourself, really think about, whose side are you on. 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The great thing about salad is that when you enjoy food less, you want to eat less of it. Theoretically. In practice I’m just more sad while I eat now. Baby steps. 000
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I just learned Keith David isn’t dead, and I gotta say, it’s quite a relief. 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 06/03/2026When I was like, 12?, my (slightly) older friend Patricia and I started writing a book called “1000 and 1 ways to kill yourself and others” and sometimes I wonder about her. Is she alive? Does she owe me money?… Anyway, I gotta run, my mental health check in with my NP starts in half an hour. 000
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I feel like this should have occurred to me 20 years ago if it was going to at all, but Maroon 5 sounds like a band of Muppets that genuinely want to kill themselves but are trapped in an intrinsically family friendly environment. 020
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Me, in the shower. “Nothing feels good anymore. … Well, you’ve identified the problem. Maybe that can help you fix it? … That feels kinda good.” 020
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Just to put the rumours to rest, I don’t believe “somehow, Palpatine returned.” Is a bad line, in context. I think it feels like bad dialogue because the plot point it’s highlighting is absolutely insane (in a bad way) and disrespectful to the audience. 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I wonder if I can still prance? 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I absolutely can not wait to hear about how the Left is “overreacting” to the “we took away their freedom of speech“ comment 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Yay! It’s pick the lesser evil time again! 030
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Wow. A man is dead, and the responses on the left are ugly and disrespectful. It’s not like he built a preposterous career spreading dangerous misinformation and hateful, bigoted, racist, violent opinions and dehumanizing anyone that disagrees with him on a massive platform. 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Today is the first anniversary of my brother passing. The hardest part is trying not to explain to my parents that maybe this is less overwhelming for me because the way they chose to raise us forced me to learn about processing profound grief repeatedly, continually from the age of 5? 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I hope my dying words are something like “I got some sincere compliments that one time I went to kickboxing.” 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Personal opinion, if you have a job that matters (let’s just say, an administrative position in a public service, for example) and you quit “in protest”, fuuuuuuuck you. You’re not making a point, you’re not a martyr, you are simply paving the path to victory for fascists. 100
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 29/08/2025It bums me out to realize that all my dreams now take place in a realistic-ish environment 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 24/08/2025When you’re bald, sometimes you think “I hope a phrenologist would find me interesting.” 110
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 20/08/2025music.apple.com/ca/album/its...music.apple.comIt's Like You Don't Even Know by Approximate Shapes on Apple MusicSong · 2025 · Duration 4:05 020
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I’m not going to claim to fully understand the art happening in My Melody & Keromi but it does give me hope for the future. 120
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Does anyone in this house know that lights also turn off? 020
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Often times, life feels like that moment when you’re eating spaghetti and you’ve only got half a noodle on the fork but you keep spinning and spinning hoping you’ll get something, because that’s how you told it works. 000
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Just curious, how are bot farms legal in any way? Like, in what sense is that a permissible enterprise? Not a funny post, just something to yell into the void 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Young, straight men need to learn and internalize that no means no. While we’re working on that, what if we built Wipe Out style gauntlets everywhere to help women evade predators? 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I’m on the verge of being 40 and I still actually know how big an acre is, and at this point I don’t have confidence I’ll ever learn. 120
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Just heard someone on the local news say “well, Japan has cherry blossom season and we have groundhog’s day” and really, comparing their annual celebration of natural beauty to us blindly putting faith in an American rodent, who’s right less than 40% of the time, feels so accurate as a Calgarian. 000
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Sometimes I wear a collared shirt, and my wife says “you look nice” and all I can think is “I look like 3 people stuffed into one persons shirt, and the one exposed head is unshaven and sickly pale… what else are you lying about?!” 000
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 03/01/2025What are other millennials doing for their mid life crisis? The only thing I can afford is crying alone in my deteriorating car and that just isn’t cutting it anymore. 000
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Christmas night, stoned, alone, snacking. See table, think, “this is how I die.” Have pause. Think “oh! Nice.” 030
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 24/10/2024I genuinely don’t know how this happened, and am perfectly okay with admitting my mistakes, but I do wish Blue Sky would put *less* bussomy anime princess art in my feed. 010
alexanderkovack.bsky.social @alexanderkovack.bsky.social · 13/08/2024Note to my younger self: look, life’s hard. Real hard, all the time. But sometimes good things happen too! Inevitably though, those good things will become burdens. But don’t worry, you’ll get the dog you dreamed of, a perfect angel. And then she’ll get cancer and you’ll have to put her down. 040
